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Janine
@sarcasmsign.bsky.social
Product of '82. Elder emo. Mentally exhausted. Books are love. Obsessed with my dog. I like dinosaurs. Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra. 🖖🎧❄️
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Part of me wants to fake a shoveling injury and call out of work since I busted my ass there by myself yesterday. It's tempting.
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Because I love a good pun and creating way too many gaming alts.. meet Catgar. I smooshed together two things I love, World of Warcraft and Skyrim, into Elder Scrolls Online. A khajiit Khadgar. Catgar. I'll see myself out.
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Well, so much for that snow day today. Still ended up going to work and getting home relatively close to the usual time on Mondays. Yuck.
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
LOL my boss can't take the phones ringing at work and she's sending her husband to pick me up so I can answer them. She could just... shut them off.
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Final Fantasy ass marina
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Just watched a moron try to drive up my street. It's not plowed. His front wheels were spinning the whole time and he was barely moving. Surprised he didn't end up in my yard.
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Onto the next anime on my list. I'm seeing mixed thoughts on this one. We'll see. #AppareRanman
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 PM
It's getting pretty snowy out there. It started about 7 am. I'm using the table as a guide since the ground was still covered from last week's snow.
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I bought brand new paintbrushes that are awesome and do you think I can find them now that I want to use them???? Of course not. Why would they make the pouch they store in black as my soul so I can't find it!?
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
She's awful and I hate her. #Aokana #FourRhythmAcrossTheBlue
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Sometimes I reeeeeally miss World of Warcraft. I miss being a shaman and running in cat form. I miss collecting hunter pets. I miss the *POON* sound the paladin shield bounce makes. *cries in adult with no time for gaming*
a video game character with green eyes and the words " i gave up all of that long ago "
ALT: a video game character with green eyes and the words " i gave up all of that long ago "
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January 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Just spent some quality time in my freezing cold, barely insulated basement making sure I wrapped the one water pipe we forgot to do last time it got this cold. Holy fuck nuggets. It's cold.
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I haven't drawn and/or painted in YEARS. At a birthday party for my friend's kid, another friend asked if I could do a painting for her sister of her cat that passed. I'd done one for their dog previously and she loved it. So, I got started on that today. Her name was Mama and she had one eye.
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
What a cute garden! I like the little swirly fences. #Tokyo #TheConquerorChallenges
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This belly rub is like disabling a bomb. Do you want to take the chance? #blackcats #catsofbluesky #McGee
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Whoaaaa!!! Look what I found in a box of my old shirts, @aureliovoltaire.bsky.social !! This is exciting.
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
An older gentleman client came in with a cat he'd adopted recently and the poor things liver was so borked that this white cat was mostly yellow. My heart breaks for the guy. He just got attached. #VetMed
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This is at the entrance of the Meiji Shrine. Look at how small that person is in comparison. #Tokyo #TheConquerorChallenges
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Oh Lord. This hurts me.
I'm this old.
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ooh! It's a sign about the types of maple leaves! I love stuff like this. #Tokyo #TheConquerorChallenges #nature
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My neighbor was having some fun with this last snowfall. #snowman
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Oh no. My boss watches Heated Rivalry. I did not have that on my 2026 bingo card.
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Being forever short-staffed sucks because not only am I the lone front desk person for the last 2 hours of the night, but I also have to finish prepping the lab work to go out and wait here until the last sample spins in the centrifuge and put it out for pickup. I wanna go home!
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Part of my job at work entails uploading patient photos to their records, which the doctors send to me directly. So if anyone ever wants to see gross cancer-eaten paws or nasty wounds... I'm your girl. #VetMed
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM