Sara G.
sarasabbelt.bsky.social
Sara G.
@sarasabbelt.bsky.social
Daily dose of my unhinged brain farts.
PhD survivor | author | allergic cat lover
Nichts fühlt sich erwachsener an, als To Dos mit anderen ebenso erwachsenen To Dos zu prokrastinieren.
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Ordentlich sein muss man echt zum eigenen Lebensinhalt machen, sonst klappt es nicht.

Wie haben ordentliche Menschen noch Zeit für Hobbies?!
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Occasionally I wonder, if people actually heard the things they claimed others told them as a hook for their success story... Are people that shitty? No one ever told me my book is too ✨ something✨ to be published or read... It simply got rejected, no reasoning and I published anyway...
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Me: I love to try new things!
Also me: Gets overstimulated in a new asian market and leaves without the stuff she needs.

I win at life x.x
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
How do I become a slow morning girly?

Every second that could contribute to a slow morning, I invest in extra sleep...
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Days since I last cried at work: 0
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Somedays I need a reminder, that it's not fake suffering if nobody's watching.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
All my life I was scolded for my resting b-face, just for some gen z kids to judge my millenial smile... Not only full loop in fashion but facial expressions too - wtaf?
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
How I know I am winning at life?
I bought myself a plushie and I am obsessively in love and get a little ✨hihi✨ every time I see it!
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The only thing I wanna do tired, is sleeping...
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am in love with the life, where the worst part is that shitty email I had to write
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If I put a belt on, nobody will notice these are my staying-home-all-day pants, right? Right??
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My appearance: golden child, academically successful

My headphones: bass shower about alcohol abuse and unemployment
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I read something along the lines of: radiate sunshine out of your a** whenever you feel like it (after depression)

And today was that day for me, I am absolutely in love with life atm 😍 and really hope it has nothing to do with the phase of my cycle 😅
September 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Citation of the Day:

Children are not retarded but their behavior can be retarded in an average environment (Rachel Atomatofa)

I wish the same was true for adults 😅
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Wow, I am really invested in my new research project. I started a new literature library ✨and✨ put all the pdf right in there. Let's see how long that's gonna last before my literature "sorting" becomes an absolute mess again.💅
August 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Mittlerweile bin ich so an das Gendern gewohnt, dass ich es gerade akut weird finde eine nicht-gegenderte Doktorarbeit zu lesen. Innerlich ziehe ich bei jedem "generischen maskulinum" eine Augenbraue hoch.
August 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Recently my life feels like that one ori level where you run from raising water... No breaks, only running
July 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
POV:
Guy who wants a relationship, thinks I am overreacting that I don't want s.o. smoking in my space.
Situationship guy: waits for his coffee to get cold, because hot coffee makes him want to smoke, but he knows I hate that and he still wants to drink coffee with me

Wtf?
June 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My current working mode: roomba style (as soon as i bump into a new task, I do that)

Is it the most effective? Probably not.

But does it keeps me busy and doing tasks? Yes.

So f✨ck productivity tipps, I am vibing roomba style
June 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What do witches/demons do with the first born(s) they demand as payment?
If you know, please let me know.
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Unasked dating advice:
If you get yourself some greek god looking guy, check his joint health. You don't want to deal with his nutritional restrictions, all consuming gym routines and not get laid in all imaginable positions because "his knee hurts".
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I suspect the U2 in Munich to be the "hot people underground"
So if you use the U2, feel hot today!
If not, feel hot nevertheless ;)
June 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The emoji I use: 😂
The emoji I should use: 💀
The emoji even younger kids use: 🪑
What my heart wants to use: xD
June 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
How I know my brain is exhausted?
Four days relaxing by the pool and not one single creative thought...
June 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM