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Sarah Weiss
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Having severe mental health problems since childhood really messes with your baseline for how well you’re doing. Like yes taking a shower feels like running a marathon and I never want to get out of bed but I don’t wanna k*ll myself so I must be doing pretty great
Me after hooking up with a man: ..isn’t so nice that I’m sterilized
Man: I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING
May 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If I don’t look at my nelnet account it can’t hurt me
April 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Rejection sensitive dysphoria is so dumb like why am I acting like Goob in that one scene from Meet The Robinsons
April 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
People who don’t need to sit in their car for 5 minutes before driving are a completely different breed
April 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I like how a few years ago everyone was terrified of deep fakes and the tech that made them possible and now we use that same tech to write emails like it’s no big deal
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If RFK doesn’t believe autism is genetic he should spend 2 minutes in a room with me and my dad
April 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You can be 28 and be a millennial. You can be 28 and be gen z. The difference is if you were on tiktok in 2020.
April 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
As someone with a background in copywriting, at least once a day I think about the fact that Cambpell’s tagline just used to be “Soup is good food.”
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
wtf does this mean bc we KNOW ITS BECAUSE OF GENES NOT VACCINES
Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.
April 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I was just trying to install a new shower head and my monkey wrench broke?? Like it won’t loosen and is literally stuck on the new shower head
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is what reading Sunrise on the Reaping feels like
March 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Me @ Suzanne Collins three minutes after finishing the book that came out three days ago
a black and white photo of a boy with the words please sir may i have some more below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a boy with the words please sir may i have some more below him
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March 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
ITS ONE AM AND I JUST FINISHED SUNRISE ON THE REAPING I WANT TO SCREAM

SUZANNE COLLINS YOU ARE CRUEL AND BRILLIANT AND I LOVE YOU
March 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Not me buying a physical copy of the book but also signing up for an audible free trial to listen to the audiobook
March 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I really wish Woody Harrelson narrated the Sunrise on the Reaping audiobook
March 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s kind of nice feeling like I can’t go on TikTok because I’m avoiding spoilers. Easier to focus on book.
March 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m about 100 pages into Sunrise on the Reaping and oh my god it’s SO GOOD. The tie-ins. The returning characters. The allusions to both the past and future games. I CANT.
March 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
THERE IS A SEVENTY DEGREE DAY IN THE FORECAST I AM NO LONGER MENTALLY ILL
March 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Update: he asked me if I wanted to watch another episode of “Love Instantaneously”
I’m introducing my 70 year old father to love is blind

He is appalled
March 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just pre-ordered sunrise on the reaping do not talk to me Tuesday - Thursday I AM BUSY
March 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I was prepared to be in pain after surgery but wow I was not expecting to be so sleepy

It makes perfect sense don’t get me wrong but wow I need a nap
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
PLEASE Chappell Roan I NEED a cover of That Don’t Impress Me Much.
March 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m introducing my 70 year old father to love is blind

He is appalled
March 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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if nausea was a person i'd resort to violence
March 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know I just had a surgeon rootin around in there but MY TUMMY HURTS
March 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM