Sarah Skelding
@sarahskelding.bsky.social
Knows things. Does stuff. Sometimes this helps.
Just sang Mozart’s Coronation Mass. We made a reasonably good job of it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just sang Mozart’s Coronation Mass. We made a reasonably good job of it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I am considering buying a label printer. More news as we get it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I am considering buying a label printer. More news as we get it.
Listening to Gabriel’s Oboe from The Mission and wondering how much people would pay me to not pick up an oboe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Listening to Gabriel’s Oboe from The Mission and wondering how much people would pay me to not pick up an oboe.
“Is that Boombox Barry! Blimey! Is it that time already?”. #OxfordRoad #Manchester
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“Is that Boombox Barry! Blimey! Is it that time already?”. #OxfordRoad #Manchester
Proper pub food. Full menu pictured.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Proper pub food. Full menu pictured.
Dear [Recruiter Name], I am afraid that you will need to up your sed/awk game before I respond to your email.
![Opening of an email from a recruiter that reads “Hi [First Name]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lv7e34eb52igivtbexh7gu2i/bafkreida5dtjps73r5vzmqgbeeaum25mknd7czyqv3ea26fxotm2j2v7em@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Dear [Recruiter Name], I am afraid that you will need to up your sed/awk game before I respond to your email.
I’ve cancelled Netflix as I only have one streaming service at a time. Their emails entreating me to return are getting increasingly desperate.
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a dirty face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a dirty face .
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November 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’ve cancelled Netflix as I only have one streaming service at a time. Their emails entreating me to return are getting increasingly desperate.
Searching for a Yellow Magic Orchestra CD when I discover that Señor Coconut has done his thing with YMO as well as Kraftwerk #InstantPurchase
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Searching for a Yellow Magic Orchestra CD when I discover that Señor Coconut has done his thing with YMO as well as Kraftwerk #InstantPurchase
The lady in the call centre dealing with my mobile phone query wishes me an evening that is “both amazing and great”, which pleases me greatly #FagsMagsAndBags
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The lady in the call centre dealing with my mobile phone query wishes me an evening that is “both amazing and great”, which pleases me greatly #FagsMagsAndBags
A Halloween fright for @davidlongford.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
A Halloween fright for @davidlongford.bsky.social
There is someone on the table next to me spouting nonsense about computers but I am not interrupting and correcting them. Ommmmmmmmm.
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There is someone on the table next to me spouting nonsense about computers but I am not interrupting and correcting them. Ommmmmmmmm.
It was only when I got a quizzical look that I realised I was whistling the theme to Get Carter.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It was only when I got a quizzical look that I realised I was whistling the theme to Get Carter.
My mother made me a quilt.
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My mother made me a quilt.
So far this morning I have set up a new phone for my mother and unblocked her vacuum cleaner.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
So far this morning I have set up a new phone for my mother and unblocked her vacuum cleaner.
This morning I am going to Hyde.
a man in a suit says " you make that sound like a bad thing " to another man
ALT: a man in a suit says " you make that sound like a bad thing " to another man
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October 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This morning I am going to Hyde.
Tried on a really nice navy blue jumper that felt perfect until I looked back in the mirror and thought “Chase Terrace High School”. Back on the rack.
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Tried on a really nice navy blue jumper that felt perfect until I looked back in the mirror and thought “Chase Terrace High School”. Back on the rack.
Did anyone else hear a voice telling them to build an ark?
October 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Did anyone else hear a voice telling them to build an ark?
Sat in a hospital waiting room and someone has Baby Shark as their ring tone.
October 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sat in a hospital waiting room and someone has Baby Shark as their ring tone.
One man gets on and all of a sudden this is the Booze Express.
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
One man gets on and all of a sudden this is the Booze Express.
