Sarah Morton
sarahisastalker.bsky.social
Sarah Morton
@sarahisastalker.bsky.social
I know someone who walked out an hour into Wicked. I can’t trust her anymore
December 4, 2024 at 3:28 AM
To me, the only way to enjoy a thanksgiving turkey is cold on and a sando a few days after with mayo and cran sauce
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I didn't know Bowen Yang was in Wicked, I just thought Ariana and him were gay besties.
November 30, 2024 at 1:35 PM
10 years ago, I thought I might be straight afterall but put this on my pinterest board.
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
My monthly intrusive thoughts are in about why shutterbean and joy the baker aren't friends anymore
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Getting laid off right before the holidays is garbage.

And the job market is borked, it would seem.
December 8, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Am I going to have to buy the Garth Brooks music catalog bc it will never be on Spotify??

Yes.
December 8, 2023 at 4:56 AM
High school tours start tomorrow. Can you even believe??
November 28, 2023 at 3:54 AM
@talcotts.bsky.social you went to CAHS? Or did I make that up
November 28, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Dayton is a cooler looking city than Columbus. You can also get a house there for like $2
September 16, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Love is ok
September 16, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Get married when you're 39, it's such a chill ass wedding. I had a chill ass time too
September 16, 2023 at 1:32 AM
@claireja.bsky.social look how well this sticker goes with the jibbit I found on the ground at the fair
September 8, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I don't get this Jimmy Buffett nostalgia.
September 3, 2023 at 1:43 AM
It's wild to have one week where you think you need to put your child in residential care and then have a completely great week the next. My body can't keep up.
September 1, 2023 at 6:42 PM
We all dipped our face in ice water this morning and have all had a pretty good day. Related?
September 1, 2023 at 6:40 PM
When Lydia told me I probably wouldn't hear from her this year at Burning Man, I didn't actually think that was going to happen. I miss her like crazy and hope she's ok.
September 1, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I thought we had more time
August 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Documenting a good day although now I feel like my body might be breaking down. Same as it ever was

Also Coraline is such a beautiful movie. Go see it for it's theatre re release
August 29, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I'm in a parenting mental health group and it is bleak y'all.

Also we complain about US healthcare but things are not great across the pond for the mentally ill.
August 27, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Hadn't thought about kid being out of our sight for school. Now I have even more anxiety 😥
August 23, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Tomorrow is the dreaded first day back to school but I'm also taking my middle schooler to see Sunny Day Real Estate. Real middle school heavy day
August 22, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Idk about this. I'm gonna do a lot of complaining here too so be warned
August 20, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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August 19, 2023 at 9:02 PM