sarah gorman
@sarahgorman.bsky.social
bluesky ferreira (i am giving you NOTHING!)
god i’m so good at flirting. too bad i’m so bad at building genuine relationships! (incredibly gemini coded)
December 7, 2023 at 3:03 AM
god i’m so good at flirting. too bad i’m so bad at building genuine relationships! (incredibly gemini coded)
my hot take is that missionary being labeled as boring and vanilla is actually just misogyny because men only what sex where women perform for them in this essay i will
November 18, 2023 at 1:41 AM
my hot take is that missionary being labeled as boring and vanilla is actually just misogyny because men only what sex where women perform for them in this essay i will
i thought my ex was so old when he was 32 i was like why is your life not together… now i know he was just doing his best (he wasn’t, but i am)
November 17, 2023 at 9:45 PM
i thought my ex was so old when he was 32 i was like why is your life not together… now i know he was just doing his best (he wasn’t, but i am)
everyone’s always like, your dad has an apartment in italy? why don’t you go there?? and i’m like let me explain to you how difficult to get to this place is first. and then i’ll tell you what there is to do there (nothing)
November 16, 2023 at 11:33 PM
everyone’s always like, your dad has an apartment in italy? why don’t you go there?? and i’m like let me explain to you how difficult to get to this place is first. and then i’ll tell you what there is to do there (nothing)
the amount of men on dating apps who just never ever not once ask you a single question about yourself. one sent me a response to my question without any questions for me and then just messaged again “hi” — ask me something! are you not…trying to get to know me? are you okay?
November 15, 2023 at 11:19 PM
the amount of men on dating apps who just never ever not once ask you a single question about yourself. one sent me a response to my question without any questions for me and then just messaged again “hi” — ask me something! are you not…trying to get to know me? are you okay?
why doesn't everyone want to kiss me..... like..... actually what's wrong with you
November 14, 2023 at 9:35 PM
why doesn't everyone want to kiss me..... like..... actually what's wrong with you
the thing about my adhd meds is that they give me the ability to focus but they unfortunately cannot control what i choose to focus on
November 13, 2023 at 11:29 PM
the thing about my adhd meds is that they give me the ability to focus but they unfortunately cannot control what i choose to focus on
i really wish there was a fat 4 fat dating app that wouldn’t inherently and immediately get infiltrated by weirdos
November 13, 2023 at 10:55 PM
i really wish there was a fat 4 fat dating app that wouldn’t inherently and immediately get infiltrated by weirdos
also fyi this is where i’m gonna post all my sex and dating content (until the normies find me)
November 13, 2023 at 7:09 PM
also fyi this is where i’m gonna post all my sex and dating content (until the normies find me)
i’m pretty sure this guy i’m hooking up with went to high school with my ex from chicago! lol! should i ever tell him
November 13, 2023 at 6:53 PM
i’m pretty sure this guy i’m hooking up with went to high school with my ex from chicago! lol! should i ever tell him
the only reason i still follow my old zionist boss is to see what wild propaganda she’ll share (i.e. the idf is the most ethical military in the world) and now it’s this video of 200+ israeli yoga instructors doing yoga with pictures of the hostages? like??? www.instagram.com/reel/CzgG2At...
November 12, 2023 at 6:38 PM
the only reason i still follow my old zionist boss is to see what wild propaganda she’ll share (i.e. the idf is the most ethical military in the world) and now it’s this video of 200+ israeli yoga instructors doing yoga with pictures of the hostages? like??? www.instagram.com/reel/CzgG2At...
i’m late to the game but julia fox’s memoir is incredible fyi
November 10, 2023 at 9:07 PM
i’m late to the game but julia fox’s memoir is incredible fyi
every time i talk about my fear of intimacy with a therapist they’re like “sounds like you have low self esteem” and it’s like…no i’m obsessed with myself…i have low esteem for others
November 9, 2023 at 10:21 PM
every time i talk about my fear of intimacy with a therapist they’re like “sounds like you have low self esteem” and it’s like…no i’m obsessed with myself…i have low esteem for others
i’m sick of men being obsessed with my ass when they should be obsessed with my tits. we used to be a proper country.
November 9, 2023 at 8:00 PM
i’m sick of men being obsessed with my ass when they should be obsessed with my tits. we used to be a proper country.
nothing is more of a jump scare than when you join a new social app and they suggest every person you’ve ever texted from a dating app as a friend
November 5, 2023 at 11:09 PM
nothing is more of a jump scare than when you join a new social app and they suggest every person you’ve ever texted from a dating app as a friend
why is it more ick when a guy says he loves cuddling than it is when he says he wants to fuck you
November 3, 2023 at 3:14 AM
why is it more ick when a guy says he loves cuddling than it is when he says he wants to fuck you
i just saw that this guy im talking to from hinge for halloween dressed up as ripley from ALIEN with his cat…… unfortunately quite compelling
November 3, 2023 at 12:00 AM
i just saw that this guy im talking to from hinge for halloween dressed up as ripley from ALIEN with his cat…… unfortunately quite compelling
i really wish i could keep doing elaborate dog costumes with brinkley but the butter costume i made literally made him pee himself in fear and i just can’t put him through that again
November 2, 2023 at 11:00 PM
i really wish i could keep doing elaborate dog costumes with brinkley but the butter costume i made literally made him pee himself in fear and i just can’t put him through that again
my dad has not said a word to me about palestine despite taking time to ask me my thoughts on matthew perry and you know i’m just gonna take that as he agrees with me about everything! at least we can unite on hating joe biden
November 2, 2023 at 10:57 PM
my dad has not said a word to me about palestine despite taking time to ask me my thoughts on matthew perry and you know i’m just gonna take that as he agrees with me about everything! at least we can unite on hating joe biden
i want to have sex but i don’t want to clean… a dilemma that’s plagued humanity since the dawn of time… i’m sure the cave people were like great now i gotta clean this cave
November 2, 2023 at 10:52 PM
i want to have sex but i don’t want to clean… a dilemma that’s plagued humanity since the dawn of time… i’m sure the cave people were like great now i gotta clean this cave
huge news…they finally gave me adhd medication that works…look forward to fighting for my life to get it every month
November 2, 2023 at 10:47 PM
huge news…they finally gave me adhd medication that works…look forward to fighting for my life to get it every month
now that circles is gone i guess i’ll use this app
November 2, 2023 at 10:46 PM
now that circles is gone i guess i’ll use this app