sar
@sarahabtw.bsky.social
strange but not a stranger | شهيرة علي | 🇸🇾 | pretty and can hit a baseball | cohost of evan diem’s joke doctor
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can you believe i went all summer without hitting a baseball
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
can you believe i went all summer without hitting a baseball
today i got three shots which doesn’t usually happen unless you’re a baby
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
today i got three shots which doesn’t usually happen unless you’re a baby
was feeling very insecure about my appearance and then looked in the mirror after spending several hours crying. my eyes are so swollen and i feel even more insecure about my appearance
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
was feeling very insecure about my appearance and then looked in the mirror after spending several hours crying. my eyes are so swollen and i feel even more insecure about my appearance
“gen z isn’t leaving bar tabs open. is it because they’re more financially literate?” maybe it’s just that some of us don’t understand how it works did anyone ever stop to consider that
August 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“gen z isn’t leaving bar tabs open. is it because they’re more financially literate?” maybe it’s just that some of us don’t understand how it works did anyone ever stop to consider that
seeds are sprouting, art was made, an outfit with secret pants surprises many
June 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
seeds are sprouting, art was made, an outfit with secret pants surprises many
feeling frivolous. feeling committed. feeling like i should add bag of carrots to my grocery list
there are entirely too many carrots in a bag. i should be allowed to buy one or two carrots at a time. instead Big Carrot and the Grocery Stores have forced ten carrots on me when i could never have plans for this many carrots
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
feeling frivolous. feeling committed. feeling like i should add bag of carrots to my grocery list
any time i get a sunburn it feels like an act of racism
May 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
any time i get a sunburn it feels like an act of racism
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Technically, you can get your nose pierced at the Claire’s in Walmart.
April 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Technically, you can get your nose pierced at the Claire’s in Walmart.
i am the person most excited about a refill store finally opening in syracuse
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i am the person most excited about a refill store finally opening in syracuse
i’ll see a bible quote in the wild and be like “oh wow a mountain goats lyric” this happens to me more often than i’d care to admit
April 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i’ll see a bible quote in the wild and be like “oh wow a mountain goats lyric” this happens to me more often than i’d care to admit
there are entirely too many carrots in a bag. i should be allowed to buy one or two carrots at a time. instead Big Carrot and the Grocery Stores have forced ten carrots on me when i could never have plans for this many carrots
April 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
there are entirely too many carrots in a bag. i should be allowed to buy one or two carrots at a time. instead Big Carrot and the Grocery Stores have forced ten carrots on me when i could never have plans for this many carrots
please follow me on letterboxd for more honest reviews
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
please follow me on letterboxd for more honest reviews
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We recreated an episode of Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor in Webkinz, though we did have to navigate the censorship.
April 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We recreated an episode of Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor in Webkinz, though we did have to navigate the censorship.
i’m back on that bbl* grind
*big beautiful loaf
*big beautiful loaf
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i’m back on that bbl* grind
*big beautiful loaf
*big beautiful loaf
i love the sun i love feeling warm
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i love the sun i love feeling warm
felt the sun on my face
March 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
felt the sun on my face
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Evan Is Drum Head
March 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Evan Is Drum Head
my brain needs to be the subject of one of those rug cleaning videos
March 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
my brain needs to be the subject of one of those rug cleaning videos
i’m afraid i will freeze to death when i go back to new york
March 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i’m afraid i will freeze to death when i go back to new york
if you’re in portland you should get a tattoo from becky because she’s incredible
Guesting in the PDX area later this month into April! Help me not give any more $$ to meta ads by sharing with your PNW friends 🫶
March 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
if you’re in portland you should get a tattoo from becky because she’s incredible
today is my half birthday it’s silly to celebrate but it brings me joy
March 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
today is my half birthday it’s silly to celebrate but it brings me joy
i love saying “oh worm?” it’s the right amount of silly when seeking confirmation
March 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i love saying “oh worm?” it’s the right amount of silly when seeking confirmation