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" ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ . . . "

ᴘғᴘ ᴀʀᴛ ʙʏ ᴋᴏʀᴏᴋᴏʀ
ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ ᴀʀᴛ ʙʏ ᴡᴀᴡᴀᴋᴏ

#𝐑𝐖𝐄𝐍 +𝟐𝟎 𝐌𝐔𝐍 | 𝐄𝐍𝐆/𝐏𝐓-𝐁𝐑 | 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃 𝐖/ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 (𝐃𝐌𝐬)
Pinned
// just a reminder that i'm not even active on this app, so 🕺 rip
June 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
🥱
June 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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//Bear with me, this is a long one.

CALL OUT POST: WINDY, SPOOKY, and PLUTO

WARNING(S): Ableism, Potential Xenophobia, Toxicity, and a few others that may have skipped under the radar. You have been warned!

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June 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
heh, same dude.

but my knees are kinda . . . ya know.

turning into bone meal
March 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
heyo, me

how ya bones doin'
March 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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"Even If You Put A Bunch Of Loners Together in a group, it doesn't change the fact that we're all still loners. And of course, every loner is a scumbag"

An Independent Portrayal of Tomoko Kuroki

Written By: #Oasis

#RP #AnimeRP #MVRP #MultiverseRP #SliceofLifeRP
November 11, 2024 at 10:28 PM
hey

that's me
March 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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⠀ 【 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐬 - 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗂𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗆𝗒 . 】

March 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
hehehe i know.

it's good to shake ya bones at least.
" AH ! I JUST BEEN BUSY, YOU KNOW HOW TRAINING CAN BE. "
bro ! !

i was looking for ya, buddy
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
bro ! !

i was looking for ya, buddy
March 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
oh ?

how nasty are they ?

they don't bathe ?
@sansthecomedian.bsky.social

#outofevent

*"Bonehead, I've heard someone nasty is coming. Someone you might be able to deal with,

A timestopper. Something you're proficient in."
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
my bro is here

he's cool
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
bro !
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
[ turns around, stare. ]

oh heya.

hehe she's right, i'm a honest judge and comedian . . . i'm just a 𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐧, ya know ?
(- @sansthecomedian.bsky.social -)

"...."

"Mother said that your the most honest judge."
"But- you also tell, puns?"
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒓
December 23, 2024 at 2:43 PM
holy shit, it's a command block
March 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
sup
March 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Temp-pin

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀MDNI
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March 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
minecraft is

bad
March 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
yo

i think i feel fear . . . and hunger, now.
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
. . .

. . .

. . . oh.
March 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
heheh--

wait, you do ?
the [G]ex number?

ohhh. . . I understand now.
because uh

. . .

that number is like uh

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉˣ ⁿᵘᵐᵇᵉʳ
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM