Lola H
@sanscrete.bsky.social
As above (Twitter), so below (bluesky)
Almost missed my Lyft bc I was too busy being hunched over a trash can demolishing a cheesesteak
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Almost missed my Lyft bc I was too busy being hunched over a trash can demolishing a cheesesteak
Apologies to the ppl in SEA-TAC that have to witness me speed eat a plate of chicken katsu two handed
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Apologies to the ppl in SEA-TAC that have to witness me speed eat a plate of chicken katsu two handed
No one walks with a sense of urgency and fear in their hearts anymore
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
No one walks with a sense of urgency and fear in their hearts anymore
Bank: “ah sorry you got accidentally charged! We’re gonna call you”
Bank: “sorry for the wait, you called us at a busy time!!”
You can’t gaslight me mf, you know how many white boys I’ve dated???
Bank: “sorry for the wait, you called us at a busy time!!”
You can’t gaslight me mf, you know how many white boys I’ve dated???
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bank: “ah sorry you got accidentally charged! We’re gonna call you”
Bank: “sorry for the wait, you called us at a busy time!!”
You can’t gaslight me mf, you know how many white boys I’ve dated???
Bank: “sorry for the wait, you called us at a busy time!!”
You can’t gaslight me mf, you know how many white boys I’ve dated???
It’s an hour drive to work, hour drive to my bfs, hour drive to the vet (when Ruca has an appt) - i feel like i should be doing something productive while driving around
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s an hour drive to work, hour drive to my bfs, hour drive to the vet (when Ruca has an appt) - i feel like i should be doing something productive while driving around
Msging ppl on fb marketplace “I want this”
Nothing more, nothing less
Nothing more, nothing less
December 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Msging ppl on fb marketplace “I want this”
Nothing more, nothing less
Nothing more, nothing less
You’re telling me I could’ve made money eating in my car this whole time. I just had to record myself??? Fuck this
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
You’re telling me I could’ve made money eating in my car this whole time. I just had to record myself??? Fuck this
If you wanna flirt with me, you gotta buy my book first - thems rules
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If you wanna flirt with me, you gotta buy my book first - thems rules
Gutted that this year my Spotify wrapped is going to be so skewed with the lowest listening time I’ve had EVER. BUT, I’m gonna do top 10 books and shit bc I’m almost at my goal of 52 books this year :3
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Gutted that this year my Spotify wrapped is going to be so skewed with the lowest listening time I’ve had EVER. BUT, I’m gonna do top 10 books and shit bc I’m almost at my goal of 52 books this year :3
Coworkers: Lola are you okay you look like you’ve been crying?
Me, just finishing Ina Garten’s memoir in the car: no im fine just allergies
Me, just finishing Ina Garten’s memoir in the car: no im fine just allergies
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Coworkers: Lola are you okay you look like you’ve been crying?
Me, just finishing Ina Garten’s memoir in the car: no im fine just allergies
Me, just finishing Ina Garten’s memoir in the car: no im fine just allergies
Snapchat decided to send me 17 separate notifications in a row of someone’s video they sent me and that’s the story of how I finally uninstalled Snapchat
November 19, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Snapchat decided to send me 17 separate notifications in a row of someone’s video they sent me and that’s the story of how I finally uninstalled Snapchat
Whiplash the movie but it’s me trying to not disappoint my chef. Will explain later there’s no time
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Whiplash the movie but it’s me trying to not disappoint my chef. Will explain later there’s no time
Wishing for the ability to write and listen to an audiobook at the same time
November 13, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Wishing for the ability to write and listen to an audiobook at the same time
Reposted by Lola H
Me watching Dexter: what if I just become Dexter
November 8, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Me watching Dexter: what if I just become Dexter
Going to become racist towards Latinos
November 7, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Going to become racist towards Latinos