dan
sanrio.bsky.social
dan
@sanrio.bsky.social
30. He him. 21+ please
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why do I always look so serious
X 2 btw
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It’s always wild when someone crosses without looking both ways. Or even one way?? Like. I’m not going to hit you, but this is the United States of America, someone will.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Lana del Rey coming onto Apple Music when I have songs on random is so disrespectful. In what way is that similar to destiny’s child
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Pokémon needs to stop making gimmicks every game. Maybe once every few generations but come on man stop trying to reinvent battling. If anything introduce real time mechanics (as a separate way to battle I prefer my turns)
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Me talking abt eating ass as if I actually do it…… (contamination ocd won’t let me)
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Terastalization (idk how to spell it) is easily the worst of the four gimmicks btw. Yes I’m including z moves.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
TMI but I just realized I’ve only had my ass eaten by two people. That’s crazy. Idk I’m just not a huge fan
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Every reply is just as annoying as this btw
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by dan
A brief history of Israel’s theft and trafficking of Palestinian organs
mondoweiss.net/2025/02/a-br...
A brief history of Israel’s theft and trafficking of Palestinian organs
There are over three decades of evidence that Israeli doctors harvest Palestinian organs in direct violation of international law. These stolen body parts were not just used for transplantation and re...
mondoweiss.net
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Body hurty and sore from my slip the other day. Why
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I’ve been quoting this for YEARS and I finally found it
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Does anyone have that edit I made of dead by daylight with levitating playing over
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I’m afraid I’m back on my Bloc Party kick
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
You ever think about how many lives were saved from hand soap
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I’m in enemy territory on reels. They are shitting on people who say no outside clothes on the bed. Guys come on I know I have contamination ocd but we can’t possibly be sitting just about anywhere outside and then all sitting on my bed when we get home. Right?
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
People that drink a lot of liquid iv scare me. Or like add extra electrolytes all the time. If you’re not severely dehydrated or exercising like crazy you’re going to overload your kidneys :(
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This app, man. Yes, I’m writing in English. Can you not detect it? I don’t even have any other language set on here.
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Do people cook cauliflower in a pan or is that like not a thing?
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It rly was so cold my usual body lotion wasn’t doing shit
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Just burnt the shit out of my cauliflower all because I got focused on my everything shower and then cleaned up a bit after. Still gonna eat don’t of it though
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Easily a top pet peeve I have is when I go to peoples houses and they don’t have mouthwash. What do you MEAN
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Oof hot water hurts my back and arm. Must’ve hurt myself more than expected
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by dan
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I’m crying I forgot bubble outran an email around the world in powerpuff girls and wasn’t even trying
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM