by virtue of an extraordinary display of deadpan, i nearly convinced my friend that full frontal nudity is considered a standard part of vampire fiction historically, and that in productions circles it's known as 'dicks out for dracula'

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

It's Black Friday so the Black Gates have opened early this year for doorbuster sales like 9 for 1 Nazgul and 100% off your life if you happen to bring in the One Ring they accidentally mailed out to select customers!

Tormented my friend playing Mechwarrior last night by telling him that an enemy dropship had just dropped in a Phoenix Hawk and a Shadow Hawk, aka a "Hawk Two-a"