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samwisest.bsky.social
sam‼️
@samwisest.bsky.social
ϟ he/they
ϟ i draw sometimes
ϟ x-men, game grumps, ofmd, lotr, spn, etc.
THIS IS MY GUY AND ALSO MY FAVORITE ATTACK I GOT THIS YEAR AAA!!!
Artfight attack number 14! I'm very happy I decided to do a scene for this one because I love how it turned out! ✨

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August 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by sam‼️
The animated version of my 14th artfight revenge ✨ it was a nice little challenge to figure out the breathing and I love how it worked ✨

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July 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
headcanons and ao3 and discussion posts aren’t enough I need to lock Eric kripke in a room and make him explain all 15 seasons
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When I was younger I really thought junkyard dogs with spiked collars would be a bigger problem than they are
April 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
just remembered I can post whatever the fuck I want. I repainted this dinosaur and gave him a fish. fuck you
March 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
she AAAAAHHHH on my HELP ME PLEASE ‘til i AAAAAAAAHH
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
what if we AAHHHH AAA AHAHHHH AHHHH AAAAAA HELP AHHHHHA AAAAAA
March 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was high
March 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Dan game grumps with his hair up in a ponytail. aw yeah
March 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
the last hour has just been “I should really go to sleep” and then thinking of something else only I will find funny and posting it
March 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
god I bet the x men never have to deal with any of this. I was born weird and people want me dead for it why can’t I live in a mansion with sugar daddy Patrick Stewart because of it
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
yeah I’ll be fine all I need is a massage therapist and a regular therapist and fifty thousand dollars and a one way plane ticket and to forgive my father and
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
dear Hank Green, I know that words we have come from other earlier words, like Latin roots and stuff, but how did they come up with them in the first place. where did the roots start. where is the word tree
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
March 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
boomer humor: I hate my wife
gen X humor: I hate my life
millennial humor: I hate everyone
gen z humor: I hate myself
March 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m so sorry if I talk about myself too much it’s a genuine insecurity. It’s also fucking insane cause I hate that guy why can’t I shut up about him
March 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I think I should be sleeping in a bunch of leaves. like on the forest floor. maybe I’ll hold onto an acorn and put my back to a rock. or tuck myself in a little hole. oh fuck yeah
March 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think I would be a good general. telling my guys to go get those other guys. must feel great
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
god I post like a fucking millennial. I should be hanged
March 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
saying phrases like “I go into work at 7:30 on wednesday” and “I need 2 more college credits for my degree” and “I should check the oil in my car” feel like the death of younger me. I remember when I didn’t know what any of that shit meant
March 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
swear to god I’m 13 and 45 at the same time. posting about the news and having to go in to work tomorrow like adult bullshit but also I am laying on a pillow pet right now
March 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I like my boss and I don’t want him to be concerned for me, so I’ve tried to tone down the jokes about killing myself. but he keeps talking about politics and I keep wanting to kill myself about it so what’s a guy to do
March 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
so glad my job doesn’t know I’m here I love having a god awful digital footprint
March 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
news lately is like in Mario kart when you get hit with a shell, and then right when you finally stop spinning and your character stops crying and you’re able to drive again, another one comes and you’ve only gone like 5 feet
March 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
reading the news these is just “why did they do that. why did they do that. why did they fucking do that”
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM