Useless but adored: (1) my electric pepper grinder (2) the cheese grater than turns Parmesan into thick, soft flakes (3) my extendable fork (up to 1m length) (4) the wire cheese slicer (5) the kitchen blowtorch (6) the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (7) the onion slicing aid

And which of them attend Eurovision?