samuelpx
@samuelpx.disludo.com.br
plata-lander
a seed that births stability
a seed that births stability
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Se curtir, dê uma força colocando VAL'TY na sua wishlist da Steam. 🦎
Val'ty é uma mãe alienígena de 46 anos que tem um amor incondicional por sua filha, um orgulho doentio por sua espécie, um prazer por ser inconveniente, e que acha a raça humana sem graça, pelo menos quando preparados sem sal.
Val'ty é uma mãe alienígena de 46 anos que tem um amor incondicional por sua filha, um orgulho doentio por sua espécie, um prazer por ser inconveniente, e que acha a raça humana sem graça, pelo menos quando preparados sem sal.
#Val'tyFPS
Wishlist VAL'TY.
#boomershooter about a 46-year-old alien mom and her daughter.
Prevent a mysterious organization efforts to "domesticate" your species.
Let then get Val'ted!
Inspired by Turok, MDK, Chams: The Rift and creepypasta 🤫.
store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
Wishlist VAL'TY.
#boomershooter about a 46-year-old alien mom and her daughter.
Prevent a mysterious organization efforts to "domesticate" your species.
Let then get Val'ted!
Inspired by Turok, MDK, Chams: The Rift and creepypasta 🤫.
store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Se curtir, dê uma força colocando VAL'TY na sua wishlist da Steam. 🦎
Val'ty é uma mãe alienígena de 46 anos que tem um amor incondicional por sua filha, um orgulho doentio por sua espécie, um prazer por ser inconveniente, e que acha a raça humana sem graça, pelo menos quando preparados sem sal.
Val'ty é uma mãe alienígena de 46 anos que tem um amor incondicional por sua filha, um orgulho doentio por sua espécie, um prazer por ser inconveniente, e que acha a raça humana sem graça, pelo menos quando preparados sem sal.
*lambendo bechamel de uma marreta*: cena de challengers do carai
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
*lambendo bechamel de uma marreta*: cena de challengers do carai
top 3 habilidades pra trabalhar com tecnologia,
abaixo de lembrar que talvez seja só reiniciar e que usar regex eh cringue
abaixo de lembrar que talvez seja só reiniciar e que usar regex eh cringue
curso profissional de alt+tab: aprenda a dar alt+tab do jeito certo
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
top 3 habilidades pra trabalhar com tecnologia,
abaixo de lembrar que talvez seja só reiniciar e que usar regex eh cringue
abaixo de lembrar que talvez seja só reiniciar e que usar regex eh cringue
sempre que uma coisa meio assim vem pra merfolk eu penso "carai. vai endoidar e meter isso pra goblin n eh possivel"
What is this?!!? Whhhhyyyyy lol. Who is back there designing cards lol.
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
sempre que uma coisa meio assim vem pra merfolk eu penso "carai. vai endoidar e meter isso pra goblin n eh possivel"
divertido + controlável + tem no tony hawk
staying sane on social media is like riding a mechanical bull
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
divertido + controlável + tem no tony hawk
Megathread Antimemética - "Morte do Autor"
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Megathread Antimemética - "Morte do Autor"
tava mto de boa o dia li "deveriam ler Barthes" ---> resumo propedeuta de Bartes
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
tava mto de boa o dia li "deveriam ler Barthes" ---> resumo propedeuta de Bartes
amanhã tem aniversário com mtos venezuelanos, já preparado pra loucura
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
amanhã tem aniversário com mtos venezuelanos, já preparado pra loucura
Reposted by samuelpx
YOU'RE NEVER GOING HOME by aglhrm
Short story about going back home.
aglhrm.itch.io
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
eu no international 3
I wish Na'vi were real.
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
eu no international 3
I think leftward, hard-comradepilled*
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think leftward, hard-comradepilled*
FROM BABY STEPS TO GIANT STRIDES
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
FROM BABY STEPS TO GIANT STRIDES
#made-it: got offered 2-3 of those Interview-For-People-Who-Want-To-Scam-Companies-Looking-To-Hire jobs, pay is pretty good even accounting for illegal/fraud stuff. Would never accept being a fucked-up scammer but it's good to be asked!
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
#made-it: got offered 2-3 of those Interview-For-People-Who-Want-To-Scam-Companies-Looking-To-Hire jobs, pay is pretty good even accounting for illegal/fraud stuff. Would never accept being a fucked-up scammer but it's good to be asked!
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CSS-only livesplit recreation (made in ~45 min)
lyra.horse/fun/livecssp...
lyra.horse/fun/livecssp...
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
CSS-only livesplit recreation (made in ~45 min)
lyra.horse/fun/livecssp...
lyra.horse/fun/livecssp...
feliz natal. e vamos de jambrar uma torta de limão pro café
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
feliz natal. e vamos de jambrar uma torta de limão pro café
Reposted by samuelpx
WISHLIST MY GAEM!
You play as Val'ty, an "evil" 46-year-old alien mom accompanied by her cute, tiny, and fierce daughter.
Inspired by Turok, MDK and Chasm: The Rift.
👽 Assert your alien dominance!
👽 Unlock Val'gmentations!
👽 Join the easter eggs hunt
👽 Dance
store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
You play as Val'ty, an "evil" 46-year-old alien mom accompanied by her cute, tiny, and fierce daughter.
Inspired by Turok, MDK and Chasm: The Rift.
👽 Assert your alien dominance!
👽 Unlock Val'gmentations!
👽 Join the easter eggs hunt
👽 Dance
store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
VAL'TY on Steam
Assert dominance in this Retro Reptilian oriented First Person Shooter. No humans allowed! GET VAL'TED!
store.steampowered.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
WISHLIST MY GAEM!
You play as Val'ty, an "evil" 46-year-old alien mom accompanied by her cute, tiny, and fierce daughter.
Inspired by Turok, MDK and Chasm: The Rift.
👽 Assert your alien dominance!
👽 Unlock Val'gmentations!
👽 Join the easter eggs hunt
👽 Dance
store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
You play as Val'ty, an "evil" 46-year-old alien mom accompanied by her cute, tiny, and fierce daughter.
Inspired by Turok, MDK and Chasm: The Rift.
👽 Assert your alien dominance!
👽 Unlock Val'gmentations!
👽 Join the easter eggs hunt
👽 Dance
store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
Vendo video de entrevista técnica de empresa FRONTEIRIÇA BILIONÁRIA e entendendo que nada é impossível, os mais burros e alucicrazies estão sendo entrevistados nesses vídeos
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Vendo video de entrevista técnica de empresa FRONTEIRIÇA BILIONÁRIA e entendendo que nada é impossível, os mais burros e alucicrazies estão sendo entrevistados nesses vídeos
Reposted by samuelpx
pretty much everything around evil egg makes me happy, i like that it is a good game, i like that it is a free game, i like that people like it, it did everything i wanted, released with no bugs or major issues
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
pretty much everything around evil egg makes me happy, i like that it is a good game, i like that it is a free game, i like that people like it, it did everything i wanted, released with no bugs or major issues
Reposted by samuelpx
learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
pensando nisso
eu sou humanascel apesar de ser shape rotator e não wordcel. esses dias uma artista veio me falar que é contra genAI mas não contra IA pra coding. falei que genAI É IA pra coding e ela disse que não, que IA pra coding é matemática, não é criativa e não rouba empregos/criatividade humana.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
pensando nisso
why did someone make dumb burner accounts to spam issues on the zig repo
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
why did someone make dumb burner accounts to spam issues on the zig repo
if they called it Data Alchemy it would be cool
December 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
if they called it Data Alchemy it would be cool
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New essay: rhea.art/2025/12/18/s...
Slopsquatting The Episteme - Rhea Myers
rhea.art
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
New essay: rhea.art/2025/12/18/s...