Sam James
@samueljm.bsky.social
make mine a spicy marg on the rocks 🌶️🍋🟩
📍whitstable
📍whitstable
nothing scarier at halloween than a fast food fried chicken colonel ✌🏼🐔🍗
October 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
nothing scarier at halloween than a fast food fried chicken colonel ✌🏼🐔🍗
how was your day?
oh, you know, nothing a bottle of red wine and two tubs of ice cream won’t solve 🙃🔫
oh, you know, nothing a bottle of red wine and two tubs of ice cream won’t solve 🙃🔫
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
how was your day?
oh, you know, nothing a bottle of red wine and two tubs of ice cream won’t solve 🙃🔫
oh, you know, nothing a bottle of red wine and two tubs of ice cream won’t solve 🙃🔫
How am I supposed to be expected to work at least another two hours? I want to go home, light my pumpkin candles and rot on the sofa 😩
September 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How am I supposed to be expected to work at least another two hours? I want to go home, light my pumpkin candles and rot on the sofa 😩
Wedding Anniversary #6
Survived another year with handsome man who still can’t cook, but can sometimes be mildly funny 💪
Survived another year with handsome man who still can’t cook, but can sometimes be mildly funny 💪
August 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Wedding Anniversary #6
Survived another year with handsome man who still can’t cook, but can sometimes be mildly funny 💪
Survived another year with handsome man who still can’t cook, but can sometimes be mildly funny 💪
Margate Pride 25 begins 🏳️🌈🙌🏳️⚧️
August 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Margate Pride 25 begins 🏳️🌈🙌🏳️⚧️
a bit of culture on a friday night ✌️
August 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
a bit of culture on a friday night ✌️
knowing I can run out of work and straight into the sea 🙏 living at the seaside in summer is elite
July 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
knowing I can run out of work and straight into the sea 🙏 living at the seaside in summer is elite
if there’s one thing you can rely on in life…it’s that visiting an English castle at a weekend is peak DILF hunting territory 🤤
June 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
if there’s one thing you can rely on in life…it’s that visiting an English castle at a weekend is peak DILF hunting territory 🤤
what a show 👏🪩💯 my Kylie live show virginity has officially been taken and in the best way
May 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
what a show 👏🪩💯 my Kylie live show virginity has officially been taken and in the best way
Shucked was a laugh-a-minute smash 🌽 nothing better than an evening at Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Shucked was a laugh-a-minute smash 🌽 nothing better than an evening at Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre
Did I cry my little gay eyes out multiple times during the new Lilo and Stitch film? Yes, yes I did.
May 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Did I cry my little gay eyes out multiple times during the new Lilo and Stitch film? Yes, yes I did.
reminiscing about bagels 🥯
April 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
reminiscing about bagels 🥯
mainly just eating our way around NYC. Not mad about it at all.
April 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
mainly just eating our way around NYC. Not mad about it at all.
In 3 days I’ll be boarding a plane to NYC, and quite frankly, that’s not soon enough ✈️
April 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In 3 days I’ll be boarding a plane to NYC, and quite frankly, that’s not soon enough ✈️
last day at work before 2 weeks off 😮💨 crawling to the finish line tbh
April 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
last day at work before 2 weeks off 😮💨 crawling to the finish line tbh
That accidental 2.5 hour nap earlier is really coming back to bite me in the butt
a close up of a lemur with big eyes and the words `` wide awake '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a lemur with big eyes and the words `` wide awake '' written on it .
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March 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That accidental 2.5 hour nap earlier is really coming back to bite me in the butt
go to the gym so i can come home and eat half the tub. balance.
March 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
go to the gym so i can come home and eat half the tub. balance.
well this was a wild way to spend a saturday night 🤯
March 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
well this was a wild way to spend a saturday night 🤯
February 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think I’m too old to party as hard as I did last night 😩
February 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I think I’m too old to party as hard as I did last night 😩
my valentine for the last 11years 🩷
but don’t worry, i still love all you handsome menses in my phone too 😌
but don’t worry, i still love all you handsome menses in my phone too 😌
February 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
my valentine for the last 11years 🩷
but don’t worry, i still love all you handsome menses in my phone too 😌
but don’t worry, i still love all you handsome menses in my phone too 😌
how is it not Friday already? 😩
February 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
how is it not Friday already? 😩
the most appropriate tee for the first day of lgbtq+ history month
February 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
the most appropriate tee for the first day of lgbtq+ history month