Sam Spritzer
samspritzer.bsky.social
Sam Spritzer
@samspritzer.bsky.social
Chief Relaxation Officer at Permanent Vacation, LLC and proud Independent with centrist views whose opinion is his own and only his own.
Dozy Don is back!
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Never Forgotten...EVER!
September 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Unfortunately, Charlie Kirk's assassination is consistent with the use of the Second Amendment because he expressed his rights consistent with the First Amendment. The real question is did the Founding Fathers anticipate society would evolve to what it is today when they wrote them...
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Dear Wall Street....Please stop buying TACOs. They are giving my retirement accounts too much gas.😶‍🌫️
May 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"Vance says Roberts is ‘profoundly wrong’ about judiciary’s role to check executive branch"

Does JD stand for Juvenile Disgrace?
May 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Knocking on the door to heaven??? No answer.....
Try hell instead...
April 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The band of misfits involved in the leaked Signal app fiasco.
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March 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops...
BREAKING: Trump just pretended that he knows "nothing about" the leaked texts from Pete Hegseth, an hour after the White House admitted it. Then he blames The Atlantic.
March 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I hope supporters of #KingOrangutan are happy about his decision to raise tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China. I also hope those that are retired are looking forward to going back to work.
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
King Orangutan and the Juvenile Douchebag have just redefined diplomacy (clusterfuck).
February 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am signing an executive order designating profanity as the official language of the Trump Administration. The use of any other language will result in getting one's month washed out with a bar of Ivory soap.
February 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As much as Trump is the biggest bullshit artist in the world about what he promised, we can assume selling citizenships for 5 million is just another bullet point in the long list of bullshit he comes up with. When he is done, the history books will rival the size of War and Peace. War and Bullshit?
February 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The only thing we can do is think of all of the ways we can get rid of the scumbag named Trump. That is a much better dream than the nightmare he is.
January 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Reposted by Sam Spritzer
Let's just revisit the truth of January 6th, shall we?

This was not a peaceful political protest. This was a planned, coordinated, violent onslaught by Republican thugs.

Capitol Police Officer Caroline Edwards testified afterward, "I was slipping in people's blood." (1/3)
January 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Powering the world with clean energy is common sense. It will secure the future for our grandchildren. The clean energy transformation is - and remains - unstoppable www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/t...
Trump Withdraws from Paris Agreement (Again): What This Moment Means for Climate Action
Trump has pulled the US out of the Paris Agreement (again) — but here’s how the US can still fight the climate crisis.
www.globalcitizen.org
January 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Its not even 24 hours and the worse thing trump has done so far is pardon the Jan 6 rotters (misspelled on purpose
January 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Dear Trump supporter (aka MAGA),
So far, all we hear about is something that wasn't even mentioned during the campaign - Panama Canal, Canada and Greenland.
What about the prices at the grocery store?
Sincerely,
A real American who grew up in the days when we didn't have all of this shit flying...
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yet another project as Chief Relaxation Officer...it does pay to know your beers
#jigsawpuzzles #beer
January 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I feel like I am seeing the beginnings of an Assad or Kim family style dictatorship. Why else would he send Junior, his heir apparent, to Greenland? What will be next...sending Eric to Canada or Panama?
January 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
R.I.P. Rickey....your determination on the basepaths was the greatest sport accomplishment of all time... #rickeyhenderson
December 22, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Ins cos drive up healthcare costs. This case of fraud, though uncovered after 7 years, is one example.

Perhaps it’s time to return to the not-for-profit model. Rate requests should cap administrative salaries to curb excessive executive pay.

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Medicare Advantage Provider Independent Health to Pay Up To $98M to Settle False Claims Act Suit
Independent Health Association and its affiliate, Independent Health Corporation (collectively, Independent Health) have agreed to pay up to $98 million to resolve allegations that they violated the F...
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December 21, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Well, that was a good game! #buffalobills #billsmafia
December 2, 2024 at 9:39 AM
If you're looking for some really nice Christmas trees reasonably priced, check out Lavocat's Nursery in Clarence. #christmastrees #lavocats
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Project #1 as Chief Relaxation Officer of Permanent Vacation LLC completed. #jigsawpuzzles
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
If you are looking for a good salt substitute, look no further than nutritional yeast. Its nutritional values are far more superior and healthier. #nutritionalyeast #healthyeats
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November 27, 2024 at 11:42 AM