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Samson
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27 | 18+ | midsection menace | resident headbutting champion | fair warning, there's vore. LOTS of it. | i am deeply in love with @kenokun.bsky.social 💜
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this is an absolute vibe sometimes i will admit!!

far more fond of making bigger distinct bulges on folks mind you, but it's nice to be a lot more hidden away from it all, giving someone a light paunch to squish down on..

completely concealed, and people are none the wiser to my whereabouts.. 💕
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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some lugia vore too
#vore
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i've REALLY been fawning over videogame lizards ( and i guess technically dinos ) lately

lemurians from ROR, lizalfos from skyward sword, jaggias from mon hun..

oh, and yoshi. i loovvvveeeee yoshi.....
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i hope you know i really tried hard to find the clip of dracula dropping the wine glass and yelling "FUCK!" but i couldn't :'3

i'm a vee! a silly little guy! a miserable pile of fluff, yes

but i'm also bnuy ✨
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone ✌️♥️ today's a good day to indulge and treat yourself. Much love!
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
new christmas icon but it's literally just a stomach bulge with a santa hat ontop of it
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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cw: #vore

one of my favorite tropes in vore is when the pred props whatever drool-soaked accessories their prey was wearing atop their squirming bulge

y'know, after belching them up of course

that said, this is proper sam beanie treatment
June 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
eeee. vvees make for grreat christmss dinnerss
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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grabbed myself a cute outfit for christmas uvu
coming back from the shadow realm to wish ya all a HAPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i am a creature of immense heat, i loathe the cold and love the sun ✨

so uh, yeah! yeah no that'd be VERY ideal in terms of temperature, aha 💕
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
merry christmas eevee!!!!

it's funny EVERY time
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
mr. landlord.......
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
TRUE!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
ah.

the dragons are back.

or someone very enthusiastic about them anyways!!!
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
hiii!!

now i can only wonder who's saying hi to me this time....

calling me chorklet only KINDA narrows it down, but not really
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
yeag
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
and you're cool too!!!

we SHOULD hang out more, whoever you are :>
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i know lots of folks are seeing that art floatin’ around of me eating my boyfriend but don’t get it twisted

i am not a pred ✨

sorry to disappoint :3
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
a dietary plan your friends have a very hands-on experience with
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
greetings!! salutations!!!! hi!!!

these aren't questions, you lot just like sayin' hi a lot huh?
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
are you about to tell me a whole heaping spaghetti pile of information-a...
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ohh sleepy scenarios are always wicked cute to me..

predators with bad sleep-eating habits guzzling down their partners is still increeedibly cute to me

bonus points if both parties are heavy sleepers, and only come to the realization the morning after

breakfast in bed, y'know? =w= 💕
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
they're not flavored, and they are NOT rock candy!!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM