Samantha M Piper
@sampiper.bsky.social
Writing things (mainly lgbtq romcom), plants, and cats...that sums it up really
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
(Technically my old job to our overseas divisions)
I am not going to get myself in trouble with my federal government so you can save a couple bucks in taxes with yours. Fix your docs
(Technically my old job to our overseas divisions)
I am not going to get myself in trouble with my federal government so you can save a couple bucks in taxes with yours. Fix your docs
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
I cannot provide you with legal advice. I can provide you with general information that may he helpful to you.
...
Telling you what you *should* do is advice. I cannot give advice.
I cannot provide you with legal advice. I can provide you with general information that may he helpful to you.
...
Telling you what you *should* do is advice. I cannot give advice.
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
(Technically my old job to our overseas divisions)
I am not going to get myself in trouble with my federal government so you can save a couple bucks in taxes with yours. Fix your docs
(Technically my old job to our overseas divisions)
I am not going to get myself in trouble with my federal government so you can save a couple bucks in taxes with yours. Fix your docs
Tell me your pet's name with a gif (one of many, might put the rest in the comments)
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Tell me your pet's name with a gif (one of many, might put the rest in the comments)
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New book who dis?
Introducing my current #mmhockeyromance project - Dylan and Henri will hopefully be hitting bookshelves later this year :)
Introducing my current #mmhockeyromance project - Dylan and Henri will hopefully be hitting bookshelves later this year :)
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
New book who dis?
Introducing my current #mmhockeyromance project - Dylan and Henri will hopefully be hitting bookshelves later this year :)
Introducing my current #mmhockeyromance project - Dylan and Henri will hopefully be hitting bookshelves later this year :)
Day two of filling in for my boss's husband's game store:
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Day two of filling in for my boss's husband's game store:
Started a new non-toxic corporate job today where I'm able to work from home.
I spent a few hours working from my porch, watching my two newest stray cats frolick together in the grass.
10/10, would recommend
I spent a few hours working from my porch, watching my two newest stray cats frolick together in the grass.
10/10, would recommend
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Started a new non-toxic corporate job today where I'm able to work from home.
I spent a few hours working from my porch, watching my two newest stray cats frolick together in the grass.
10/10, would recommend
I spent a few hours working from my porch, watching my two newest stray cats frolick together in the grass.
10/10, would recommend
Me: I'm gonna do so many things today
*stray kittens in need of care appear by side of road as I drive by*
Me:
*stray kittens in need of care appear by side of road as I drive by*
Me:
Riguelzito GIF
Alt: Captain America sighing and dropping his head with text that says "here we go again:
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September 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me: I'm gonna do so many things today
*stray kittens in need of care appear by side of road as I drive by*
Me:
*stray kittens in need of care appear by side of road as I drive by*
Me:
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Skald and I are newly married as of yesterday and her debut novel is only 1.5k away from being able to fund an audiobook.
It'd really mean a lot if anyone would boost the project for folks to see this #selfpromosaturday
It'd really mean a lot if anyone would boost the project for folks to see this #selfpromosaturday
She-Wolf: Sapphic Retelling of Beowulf
Stand-Alone fantasy novel, featuring a sword wielding sapphic battling monsters of legend while torn between duty and desire.
www.kickstarter.com
August 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Skald and I are newly married as of yesterday and her debut novel is only 1.5k away from being able to fund an audiobook.
It'd really mean a lot if anyone would boost the project for folks to see this #selfpromosaturday
It'd really mean a lot if anyone would boost the project for folks to see this #selfpromosaturday
The only inaccuracy is there is but one cat
July 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The only inaccuracy is there is but one cat
After 30+ years on this planet I have finally accessed my gram's ancestral DNA and unlocked the secrets of crochet, I am now a knitter *and* a crochet-er...I am unstoppable!!
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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July 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
After 30+ years on this planet I have finally accessed my gram's ancestral DNA and unlocked the secrets of crochet, I am now a knitter *and* a crochet-er...I am unstoppable!!
To say I ran to add this to my list of want to reads would be an understatement
You love stories of resistance, anticapitalism & queerness?
You love stories of magic, courtship & fury?
You love stories of messy butch lesbians, anarchic communes, sex that'll make your toes curl & vengeance?
Meet METAL FROM HEAVEN, by @sapphomancer.bsky.social
bookshop.org/p/books/meta...
You love stories of magic, courtship & fury?
You love stories of messy butch lesbians, anarchic communes, sex that'll make your toes curl & vengeance?
Meet METAL FROM HEAVEN, by @sapphomancer.bsky.social
bookshop.org/p/books/meta...
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
To say I ran to add this to my list of want to reads would be an understatement
Posting live from my local urgent care
(Not dying just making sure I don't get all infected and whatnot)
(Not dying just making sure I don't get all infected and whatnot)
July 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Posting live from my local urgent care
(Not dying just making sure I don't get all infected and whatnot)
(Not dying just making sure I don't get all infected and whatnot)
A lovely day for spinning on the porch
June 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A lovely day for spinning on the porch
Pretty sure my spicy sapphics in space are in here somewhere, support a good cause and get some amazing stories at the same time
HAPPY PRIDE! For the third year running, we're celebrating with all-new bundles to benefit charity. This year, bundles include 31 short stories and 8 artworks across three bundles with sales to benefit Rainbow Railroad. Want to know more? Read today's blog post! duckprintspress.com/2025/06/02/b...
June 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Pretty sure my spicy sapphics in space are in here somewhere, support a good cause and get some amazing stories at the same time
....I literally never thought this day would come...*incoherent screeching*
AAAAAAAAAH. Finally!!!!!
The Old Guard 2 | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
May 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
....I literally never thought this day would come...*incoherent screeching*
Movie you've watched more than six times
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times
It's dandelion jelly day, folks! Tastes better than I remember 😋
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's dandelion jelly day, folks! Tastes better than I remember 😋
Today two of my cat sons won runners up a best pet contest at work...I have never been so proud
a man in a suit and tie is crying with the words `` tears of joy '' written on his face .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is crying with the words `` tears of joy '' written on his face .
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April 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Today two of my cat sons won runners up a best pet contest at work...I have never been so proud
Behold, I give you...cute
April 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Behold, I give you...cute
Either my plan to trick my brain into learning more words by listening to Spanish music while I'm driving is working or I have been gifted the ability to sense lesbian longing via song because tell me why out of the blue I say out loud "I think this song is gay".....and I was right!
a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..
Alt: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is screaming into a microphone ..
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March 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Either my plan to trick my brain into learning more words by listening to Spanish music while I'm driving is working or I have been gifted the ability to sense lesbian longing via song because tell me why out of the blue I say out loud "I think this song is gay".....and I was right!
Come along as I'm mathing to see if I can hyperfixate my way to finishing my gram's blanket today:
6 in of fabric takes about 30 mins max, I have three panels and a bit, for a total of 22 sections at 30 min ea which gives us *calculator noises* 660 mins or *more calculator noises* 11 hours
6 in of fabric takes about 30 mins max, I have three panels and a bit, for a total of 22 sections at 30 min ea which gives us *calculator noises* 660 mins or *more calculator noises* 11 hours
a man with a star trek uniform says it is possible
Alt: a man with a star trek uniform says it is possible
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March 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Come along as I'm mathing to see if I can hyperfixate my way to finishing my gram's blanket today:
6 in of fabric takes about 30 mins max, I have three panels and a bit, for a total of 22 sections at 30 min ea which gives us *calculator noises* 660 mins or *more calculator noises* 11 hours
6 in of fabric takes about 30 mins max, I have three panels and a bit, for a total of 22 sections at 30 min ea which gives us *calculator noises* 660 mins or *more calculator noises* 11 hours
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
March 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
"Grave injustices have been done to me this morning" - Wade (at the vet for his allergy shot)
March 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Grave injustices have been done to me this morning" - Wade (at the vet for his allergy shot)
I bought a planner and some other books from a small business and got them in the mail today. There was a note letting me know the reason it was sent in used packaging is because they reuse packaging to cut down on waste and I love this idea so much!
So shoutout to @wildsoulriver.bsky.social
So shoutout to @wildsoulriver.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I bought a planner and some other books from a small business and got them in the mail today. There was a note letting me know the reason it was sent in used packaging is because they reuse packaging to cut down on waste and I love this idea so much!
So shoutout to @wildsoulriver.bsky.social
So shoutout to @wildsoulriver.bsky.social
*excited noises*
The cover of THE ISLE IN THE SILVER SEA, my sapphic lady knight/witch reincarnation romance, out in October. ⚔️🔮🌊
March 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
*excited noises*