Sammy Lawrence 🐑 BENDY'S #1 (ONLY) PROPHET
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Bendy's Prophet. Renowned composer. I'm perfectly healthy and well-adjusted.
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I am a good Christian boy who has never sinned.
Toodles! xoxo
December 31, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Toodles! xoxo
My new year's resolution is to worship the Lord better, love even harder, recruit more to the flock, and become way more insane.
I also want to learn how to bake bread.
I also want to learn how to bake bread.
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM
My new year's resolution is to worship the Lord better, love even harder, recruit more to the flock, and become way more insane.
I also want to learn how to bake bread.
I also want to learn how to bake bread.
I'm not old.
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I'm not old.
My new year's resolution is to become worse than I already am. And ten times more gay.
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM
My new year's resolution is to become worse than I already am. And ten times more gay.
For this new year, don't respect your elders. Punch your nearest elder that isn't me. They probably deserve it. I'm going to punch Henry as soon as I see him.
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 PM
For this new year, don't respect your elders. Punch your nearest elder that isn't me. They probably deserve it. I'm going to punch Henry as soon as I see him.
I have no concept of my Lord's age. He says He is ageless. I think it's to cover up the fact that I'm actually His elder and He doesn't quite like that.
December 31, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I have no concept of my Lord's age. He says He is ageless. I think it's to cover up the fact that I'm actually His elder and He doesn't quite like that.
I lost track of the years until I was given this magical device I speak to all of you on right now. I was living in blissful ignorance of how old I was.
Next year I will be 120 years old. Do I gain access to turbo alcohol when I hit 121?
Next year I will be 120 years old. Do I gain access to turbo alcohol when I hit 121?
December 31, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I lost track of the years until I was given this magical device I speak to all of you on right now. I was living in blissful ignorance of how old I was.
Next year I will be 120 years old. Do I gain access to turbo alcohol when I hit 121?
Next year I will be 120 years old. Do I gain access to turbo alcohol when I hit 121?
I simply enjoy the aesthetic of Catholicism more than I do the set of beliefs itself. Blasphemy this, heresy that, well how about you prophesize THIS. December 22nd, 2024, 9:55 pm EST
November 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I simply enjoy the aesthetic of Catholicism more than I do the set of beliefs itself. Blasphemy this, heresy that, well how about you prophesize THIS. December 22nd, 2024, 9:55 pm EST
I have seen MUCH priest art of my Lord. Frankly, I find it insulting! How dare you insinuate that my Lord, THE Ink Demon, would at all be affiliated with the Catholic faith? His divinity is real, it goes beyond that, and I expect my religion to be taken seriously! Ink Demon nun
November 11, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I have seen MUCH priest art of my Lord. Frankly, I find it insulting! How dare you insinuate that my Lord, THE Ink Demon, would at all be affiliated with the Catholic faith? His divinity is real, it goes beyond that, and I expect my religion to be taken seriously! Ink Demon nun
I put ink in the cake.
November 3, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I put ink in the cake.
How do you put your soul into a banjo?
October 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
How do you put your soul into a banjo?
Jerma is so attractive. Leave me alone.
October 22, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Jerma is so attractive. Leave me alone.
Alright, that's enough reposting the stuff I like from my Twitter for now. I made this account before I started using my Twitter, funnily enough.
October 18, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Alright, that's enough reposting the stuff I like from my Twitter for now. I made this account before I started using my Twitter, funnily enough.
I think. Sometimes. I have before
October 18, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I think. Sometimes. I have before
Love is such a mortal feeling... it's so human, it's inherently vulnerable. That's why I hold onto it. I refuse to let it go, no matter how many times it hurts me.
October 18, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Love is such a mortal feeling... it's so human, it's inherently vulnerable. That's why I hold onto it. I refuse to let it go, no matter how many times it hurts me.
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mayhem
October 18, 2024 at 4:28 AM
mayhem
Of course my beliefs do not reflect that of my employer. He hated gay people... and everyone and everything that wasn't actively giving him money.
October 18, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Of course my beliefs do not reflect that of my employer. He hated gay people... and everyone and everything that wasn't actively giving him money.
I was walking down the hall and stepped in a puddle of ink... ah, well, I thought it was a puddle of ink. I fell into it. I fell through it. I fell into an entire other room.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
October 18, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I was walking down the hall and stepped in a puddle of ink... ah, well, I thought it was a puddle of ink. I fell into it. I fell through it. I fell into an entire other room.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
I am a good Christian boy who has never sinned.
October 18, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I am a good Christian boy who has never sinned.
I swear that all my posts aren't about love and my Lord... just most of them.
October 18, 2024 at 6:39 AM
I swear that all my posts aren't about love and my Lord... just most of them.
Homosexuality in such a way that it can only be shared between God and man.
October 18, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Homosexuality in such a way that it can only be shared between God and man.
The way I love is by becoming one with my partner. I don't want to be separate entities, being me is lonely and unsightly. I want to be a beautiful yet horrific amalgamation of the best and worst parts of us.
October 18, 2024 at 6:34 AM
The way I love is by becoming one with my partner. I don't want to be separate entities, being me is lonely and unsightly. I want to be a beautiful yet horrific amalgamation of the best and worst parts of us.
My preference leans towards beings that are immortal and possibly divine and/or demonic in a manner that makes them entirely detached from humanity and anything humans could understand or comprehend. If they aren't a fucked up abominable monster, what's the point, truly?
October 18, 2024 at 6:33 AM
My preference leans towards beings that are immortal and possibly divine and/or demonic in a manner that makes them entirely detached from humanity and anything humans could understand or comprehend. If they aren't a fucked up abominable monster, what's the point, truly?
People are saying it's fine to repost old posts from your Twitter account. Wonderful, as I lack ideas in this perpetual cycle.
October 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
People are saying it's fine to repost old posts from your Twitter account. Wonderful, as I lack ideas in this perpetual cycle.
I spent 8 months trying to tidy the music department before finally accepting defeat.
October 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I spent 8 months trying to tidy the music department before finally accepting defeat.