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OK, spoiler alert for #AlienEarth
They put the mind of a child into a robot body and now that robot child thinks she’s pregnant. That is what’s happening in this alien show about aliens. 😂
They put the mind of a child into a robot body and now that robot child thinks she’s pregnant. That is what’s happening in this alien show about aliens. 😂
August 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
OK, spoiler alert for #AlienEarth
They put the mind of a child into a robot body and now that robot child thinks she’s pregnant. That is what’s happening in this alien show about aliens. 😂
They put the mind of a child into a robot body and now that robot child thinks she’s pregnant. That is what’s happening in this alien show about aliens. 😂
Catching up witth F boy Island and I had an idea for a messy dating show. It’s just bachelor/bachelorette, but all the contestants are from the same small town and are the ones that showed up to the 10 year high school reunion. Call it “Peaked for Love.”
July 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Catching up witth F boy Island and I had an idea for a messy dating show. It’s just bachelor/bachelorette, but all the contestants are from the same small town and are the ones that showed up to the 10 year high school reunion. Call it “Peaked for Love.”
We need to make the yogurt cups bigger. Can we make the damn yogurt cups bigger? 1 cup isn’t enough but 2 cups just feels wrong. Make them like 50% bigger plz. lol
June 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We need to make the yogurt cups bigger. Can we make the damn yogurt cups bigger? 1 cup isn’t enough but 2 cups just feels wrong. Make them like 50% bigger plz. lol
Just saw a hilarious clip of Reno 911… that the poster passed off as actual police footage… media literacy is dead, buried and forgotten.
May 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just saw a hilarious clip of Reno 911… that the poster passed off as actual police footage… media literacy is dead, buried and forgotten.
Why do I have so many more spoons than forks? I do not consume enough soup for this spoon to fork ratio. And don’t even get me started on the butter knives. There are more butter knives than spoons and forks combined! WHY?! WHAT HAPPEN to the silverware?!
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why do I have so many more spoons than forks? I do not consume enough soup for this spoon to fork ratio. And don’t even get me started on the butter knives. There are more butter knives than spoons and forks combined! WHY?! WHAT HAPPEN to the silverware?!
The masculine urge to DECLINE that incoming call, then INSTANTLY call back while the person calling you is likly in the middle of leaving you a voicemail cuz YOU DONT CALL ME, I CALL YOU. THAT RIGHT, IMMA BIG BOY!
April 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The masculine urge to DECLINE that incoming call, then INSTANTLY call back while the person calling you is likly in the middle of leaving you a voicemail cuz YOU DONT CALL ME, I CALL YOU. THAT RIGHT, IMMA BIG BOY!
The boomer urge to treat a VIRAL infection with ANTIBIOTICS
April 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The boomer urge to treat a VIRAL infection with ANTIBIOTICS
Clark Kent was the original Krypto bro 🤓
April 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Clark Kent was the original Krypto bro 🤓
I have never heard Klarna said out loud until the DoorDash bullshit. This company’s name sounds like Pokémon and should be illegal.
Klarna, use Thief
It was super-effective. Pikachu is now in crippling debt.
Klarna, use Thief
It was super-effective. Pikachu is now in crippling debt.
April 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have never heard Klarna said out loud until the DoorDash bullshit. This company’s name sounds like Pokémon and should be illegal.
Klarna, use Thief
It was super-effective. Pikachu is now in crippling debt.
Klarna, use Thief
It was super-effective. Pikachu is now in crippling debt.
Your war plans are safe with me cuz I cannot keep up with a group chat 😂
March 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Your war plans are safe with me cuz I cannot keep up with a group chat 😂
Make Jatz Jizz again!
March 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Make Jatz Jizz again!
What is the new of Black Mirror? The dystopian future is here. Is it secretly happy? Like killer robots then by the end, plot twist, all the victims are nazis. Instead of “skip to next episode” when the credits roll you get “replay episode & root for the heroic robots” option lol
March 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What is the new of Black Mirror? The dystopian future is here. Is it secretly happy? Like killer robots then by the end, plot twist, all the victims are nazis. Instead of “skip to next episode” when the credits roll you get “replay episode & root for the heroic robots” option lol
Are there any Pokémon that actually get objectively weaker with evolution? Like what if Tyrunt and Tyrantrum had a third stage evolution that was just, a chicken?
March 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Are there any Pokémon that actually get objectively weaker with evolution? Like what if Tyrunt and Tyrantrum had a third stage evolution that was just, a chicken?
Why isnt there an Alolan Cubone if there’s an Alolan Marowak? Ghost/Fire… is it just a dead Marowak?!
March 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why isnt there an Alolan Cubone if there’s an Alolan Marowak? Ghost/Fire… is it just a dead Marowak?!
Cool crop marks bro, but where’s the bleed?
March 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Cool crop marks bro, but where’s the bleed?
Can’t go anywhere. Kitty is cozy
February 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Can’t go anywhere. Kitty is cozy
I need a nice egg in these trying times.
February 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I need a nice egg in these trying times.
I just found out Taco Bell no longer has breakfast and I think it’s because of the price of eggs and that is more than enough to radicalize me 😅
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I just found out Taco Bell no longer has breakfast and I think it’s because of the price of eggs and that is more than enough to radicalize me 😅
Finally watching Creature Commandos. If you told me in 2021 when The Suicide Squad came out that this fucking thing would make me cry I would’ve laughed in your face. Omg 😭
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Finally watching Creature Commandos. If you told me in 2021 when The Suicide Squad came out that this fucking thing would make me cry I would’ve laughed in your face. Omg 😭
I’ve been waiting SO LONG for new Ninja Gaiden, and this year I’m getting spoiled 🥷
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’ve been waiting SO LONG for new Ninja Gaiden, and this year I’m getting spoiled 🥷
Let my last TikTok be my first blue sky 😅
January 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Let my last TikTok be my first blue sky 😅