sammy987.bsky.social
@sammy987.bsky.social
I’m not going to complain that my husband is starting to get abs after 2 weeks of going to the gym.

I’m going to complain that my body looks the same after the same period.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I can’t believe a man DMed me once and now I’m just curled up against him on a random Sunday afternoon
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My newest obsession is watching people open Pokémon cards.
I shouldn’t get into that hobby…right??..
May 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I turned 30 and learned how to fold a fitted sheet
May 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Marriage is great because I can drink an aperol spritz and yap at my husband while he plays Smash on a Sunday afternoon
April 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Stevie is brat
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I cut my cat’s nails and he immediately went to eat after. I’m glad we have stress eating in common
February 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ask your husband who is favorite roommate has been. If they say someone who isn’t you, you should start a fight.
February 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m begging Paramount+ to fix the commercial breaks for all the 90s Star Trek. It goes to break about 3 seconds before it should. Without fail. Someone will be mid sentence, it’ll go to commercial, irl come back for 3secs, then fade to black
February 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Happy Soup Bowl Sunday
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I need a new tattoo. I think someone poking me a billion times would heal me.
February 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Imagine having a horrible week, then someone takes your glasses. It’s almost comical how bad this week has been
February 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“I’ve been doing better since I started living with someone I love”

-my husband to his parents
February 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I told myself I would delete twitter and remove one social media platform without downloading another….anyways, I’m here now
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM