Haven’t been on here in a while! What’d I miss? Anything happen this week?
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Haven’t been on here in a while! What’d I miss? Anything happen this week?
I’m on my phone watching a behind the scenes video on Who Framed Roger Rabbit and a notification popped up that we just bombed Iranian nuclear sites. So if I ever have grandkids this is what I’ll tell them I was doing when WW3 started.
June 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m on my phone watching a behind the scenes video on Who Framed Roger Rabbit and a notification popped up that we just bombed Iranian nuclear sites. So if I ever have grandkids this is what I’ll tell them I was doing when WW3 started.
Over 16 billion passwords have been leaked! Make sure you change yours if you haven’t already! Add special characters and numbers for extra safety. So for example I’ll be changing mine from Nickelodeon77! to N1ck3l0d30n77! so my gmail, samule1984@gmail, is more protected!
June 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Over 16 billion passwords have been leaked! Make sure you change yours if you haven’t already! Add special characters and numbers for extra safety. So for example I’ll be changing mine from Nickelodeon77! to N1ck3l0d30n77! so my gmail, samule1984@gmail, is more protected!
Did you know you are significantly more likely to die on your birthday than any other day? It's called the birthday effect and studies have shown there is a 7-14% higher chance of you kicking the bucket on your birthday! Anyway, happy birthday to anyone celebrating on this day, June 14th! 🥳
June 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Did you know you are significantly more likely to die on your birthday than any other day? It's called the birthday effect and studies have shown there is a 7-14% higher chance of you kicking the bucket on your birthday! Anyway, happy birthday to anyone celebrating on this day, June 14th! 🥳
Watching elon and trump publicly exchange insults and saying “we needed this” as though it was long overdue rain.
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Watching elon and trump publicly exchange insults and saying “we needed this” as though it was long overdue rain.
Having a birthday on the first of the month is fun because I get to wake up and see my auto-payments for my phone, car insurance, utilities, and rent all went through at midnight. Watching my bank account violently drop for the day is a wonderful way to celebrate life! 😀
April 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Having a birthday on the first of the month is fun because I get to wake up and see my auto-payments for my phone, car insurance, utilities, and rent all went through at midnight. Watching my bank account violently drop for the day is a wonderful way to celebrate life! 😀
happy daylight saving time to those who celebrate!
March 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
happy daylight saving time to those who celebrate!
Someone really needs to ***** him
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Someone really needs to ***** him
I must applaud the Severance fanbase for not dropping a single spoiler or sharing any information about the show. All I know is the main character wears a suit. Don’t know his name, if he’s good, bad, what era the show takes place, how many seasons there are, who’s IN the show, nothing. Keep it up.
February 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I must applaud the Severance fanbase for not dropping a single spoiler or sharing any information about the show. All I know is the main character wears a suit. Don’t know his name, if he’s good, bad, what era the show takes place, how many seasons there are, who’s IN the show, nothing. Keep it up.
Die Hard is a Valentine’s Day movie
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Die Hard is a Valentine’s Day movie
Not trying to sound all high and mighty here, but people who are still regularly posting on twitter: what do you think will be the last straw for you to leave? I mean after that whole nazi salute...I don't know what more you need to see from that piece of shit to decide maybe it's time to jump ship.
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Not trying to sound all high and mighty here, but people who are still regularly posting on twitter: what do you think will be the last straw for you to leave? I mean after that whole nazi salute...I don't know what more you need to see from that piece of shit to decide maybe it's time to jump ship.
I can’t believe there’s still a whole week left to go in this shit storm of a month lol
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I can’t believe there’s still a whole week left to go in this shit storm of a month lol
Everyone saying elon did a Roman salute should post of a video of themselves doing it in a crowded public space 😀
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Everyone saying elon did a Roman salute should post of a video of themselves doing it in a crowded public space 😀
Man. I’ve been up for 2 hours and have tried to open TikTok about 10 times so far. The muscle memory is strong with this one. Gonna make a TikTok about it. Wait…
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Man. I’ve been up for 2 hours and have tried to open TikTok about 10 times so far. The muscle memory is strong with this one. Gonna make a TikTok about it. Wait…
It sucks we don’t have TikTok to talk about how crazy it is that TikTok is actually gone now lol
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It sucks we don’t have TikTok to talk about how crazy it is that TikTok is actually gone now lol
When TikTok gets banned I’m going to lie about how I had 13 million followers should I ever need to if a brand wants to work with me. This whole situation reminds me of the time I was the manager for a Circuit City and a Blockbuster when they went out of business.
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When TikTok gets banned I’m going to lie about how I had 13 million followers should I ever need to if a brand wants to work with me. This whole situation reminds me of the time I was the manager for a Circuit City and a Blockbuster when they went out of business.
We are just 8 days into what I’m going to refer to as 2020 chapter 5 and I really don’t like the tone that’s been set so far. Holy mother of God what is happening make it stop
January 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We are just 8 days into what I’m going to refer to as 2020 chapter 5 and I really don’t like the tone that’s been set so far. Holy mother of God what is happening make it stop
If you offered me a thousand dollars to stand in Times Square on New Years I still wouldn’t do it. Ever since I learned that many people wear diapers due to the restaurants not allowing anyone to use restrooms and no port-o-potties on the street, I don’t see the draw.
January 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you offered me a thousand dollars to stand in Times Square on New Years I still wouldn’t do it. Ever since I learned that many people wear diapers due to the restaurants not allowing anyone to use restrooms and no port-o-potties on the street, I don’t see the draw.
If you start Titanic tonight at exactly 9:47:15, you’ll ring in the new year as that one guy slams into the propellor as the ship sinks, the perfect metaphor for how 2025 is probably going to go.
December 31, 2024 at 6:31 PM
If you start Titanic tonight at exactly 9:47:15, you’ll ring in the new year as that one guy slams into the propellor as the ship sinks, the perfect metaphor for how 2025 is probably going to go.
Someone within the last decade or so humorously declared Die Hard to be a Christmas movie and now we debate it every year. It’s fun, but I’m on team “not a Christmas movie”. With this logic, Rocky 4, Batman Returns, and American Psycho are also Christmas movies.
December 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Someone within the last decade or so humorously declared Die Hard to be a Christmas movie and now we debate it every year. It’s fun, but I’m on team “not a Christmas movie”. With this logic, Rocky 4, Batman Returns, and American Psycho are also Christmas movies.
I have a confession to make.
I never saw How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I don’t know how it happened, but I never did. I was such a huge Jim Carrey fan from that 1994-2000 era but for some reason that one slipped by and I just…never saw it. There’s really no excuse at this point; please forgive me
I never saw How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I don’t know how it happened, but I never did. I was such a huge Jim Carrey fan from that 1994-2000 era but for some reason that one slipped by and I just…never saw it. There’s really no excuse at this point; please forgive me
December 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I have a confession to make.
I never saw How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I don’t know how it happened, but I never did. I was such a huge Jim Carrey fan from that 1994-2000 era but for some reason that one slipped by and I just…never saw it. There’s really no excuse at this point; please forgive me
I never saw How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I don’t know how it happened, but I never did. I was such a huge Jim Carrey fan from that 1994-2000 era but for some reason that one slipped by and I just…never saw it. There’s really no excuse at this point; please forgive me
bluesky meeting all the other apps
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
bluesky meeting all the other apps
Enjoying the last of my Thanksgiving leftovers! Have a great weekend everyone! Gobble gobble!
December 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Enjoying the last of my Thanksgiving leftovers! Have a great weekend everyone! Gobble gobble!
I really need to stop being so hilarious all the time in the comment sections on TikTok and Instagram because I wake up with those 99+ notifications and think one of my videos blew up but it’s just everyone marveling at my quick wit and puns. Ugh!
December 12, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I really need to stop being so hilarious all the time in the comment sections on TikTok and Instagram because I wake up with those 99+ notifications and think one of my videos blew up but it’s just everyone marveling at my quick wit and puns. Ugh!