sAm
@samathan.bsky.social
Taurus. ♉️ Small Dog Enthusiast. 🐶 Ice cream maker. 🍨 Slut. 🔝
help! my area is twink deficient 😭
October 3, 2023 at 2:17 PM
help! my area is twink deficient 😭
At first I was resistant to the decline of skinny jeans but then I put on straight leg jeans and my thick thighs and calves can breathe again. I’ll never go back
September 30, 2023 at 3:01 PM
At first I was resistant to the decline of skinny jeans but then I put on straight leg jeans and my thick thighs and calves can breathe again. I’ll never go back
Should I wear my hat that says daddy on it when I visit my in laws next week
September 30, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Should I wear my hat that says daddy on it when I visit my in laws next week
Made a remark that mentioned my friend was femme and he got upset about it? Like what’s going on babygirl we’re faggots
September 30, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Made a remark that mentioned my friend was femme and he got upset about it? Like what’s going on babygirl we’re faggots
*leaves start changing* yaaas new enrichment for my enclosure
September 27, 2023 at 11:17 PM
*leaves start changing* yaaas new enrichment for my enclosure
Just went and got a library card and checked out some books! I’m my Matilda era
September 27, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Just went and got a library card and checked out some books! I’m my Matilda era
This is the view from my place 😌😍
Can't believe my friend gets this view from his apartment every day 😭
September 16, 2023 at 3:46 PM
This is the view from my place 😌😍
Why did no one tell me Lauv was that hairy 🥵🥵🥵🥵
September 16, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Why did no one tell me Lauv was that hairy 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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FCF is a bluesky holiday that comes 52 times a year lmao
September 15, 2023 at 11:01 PM
FCF is a bluesky holiday that comes 52 times a year lmao
Going the extra mile this FCF by sucking my friend/mutual’s big dick 🥳
September 15, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Going the extra mile this FCF by sucking my friend/mutual’s big dick 🥳
Speaking of beautiful, please follow this wonderful bluesky baby I birthed!
Actually it’s beautiful and it’s natural
September 15, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Speaking of beautiful, please follow this wonderful bluesky baby I birthed!
Turning 30 and suddenly being unable to eat fried food because it feels like your stomach is being ripped in half is truly devastating
September 15, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Turning 30 and suddenly being unable to eat fried food because it feels like your stomach is being ripped in half is truly devastating
We’ve almost made it to the weekend!
September 14, 2023 at 7:07 PM
We’ve almost made it to the weekend!
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We SAID "we tried to fit into y'all's boxes so we'd be accepted, and y'all still persecute us. We being unapologetically queer again."
September 13, 2023 at 7:47 PM
We SAID "we tried to fit into y'all's boxes so we'd be accepted, and y'all still persecute us. We being unapologetically queer again."
No i wanna do Shakira’s birth chart because her realizing her husband was cheating on her because someone ate her jam is EXACTLY how I would figure it out as a taurus.
September 13, 2023 at 7:38 PM
No i wanna do Shakira’s birth chart because her realizing her husband was cheating on her because someone ate her jam is EXACTLY how I would figure it out as a taurus.
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Sex is great but have you ever fallen asleep on someone while they’re playing with your hair?
September 12, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Sex is great but have you ever fallen asleep on someone while they’re playing with your hair?
Shakira could say maricón. She never would but she could if she wanted to
September 13, 2023 at 2:53 AM
Shakira could say maricón. She never would but she could if she wanted to
Just saw Shakira’s VMA performance… she is mother fr fr
September 13, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Just saw Shakira’s VMA performance… she is mother fr fr
Ok but where do I get the poncho ahsoka was wearing in tonight’s episode. She looked cozy as fuck
September 13, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Ok but where do I get the poncho ahsoka was wearing in tonight’s episode. She looked cozy as fuck
Allergies had me so bad I was taking Benadryl all day yesterday and fell asleep at 6:30pm and woke up at 7am today 😵💫
September 12, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Allergies had me so bad I was taking Benadryl all day yesterday and fell asleep at 6:30pm and woke up at 7am today 😵💫
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There’s too many pretty penises out there that I haven’t sucked yet :/
September 12, 2023 at 3:49 PM
There’s too many pretty penises out there that I haven’t sucked yet :/