❄️samus❄️
@samaran95.bsky.social
Sam-30-Married-She/Her
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✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov 🤖
📺: One Piece 🏴☠️
🎮: Metroid Prime Beyond 🪼
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✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov 🤖
📺: One Piece 🏴☠️
🎮: Metroid Prime Beyond 🪼
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❄️samus❄️
@samaran95.bsky.social
· Apr 25
New profile, same #promosky 😊
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
how i'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
how i'm walking out of 2025
sometimes my dog won't eat his food unless I'm scratching his butt at the same time
ain't that just the life
ain't that just the life
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sometimes my dog won't eat his food unless I'm scratching his butt at the same time
ain't that just the life
ain't that just the life
*sees date on calendar* ohhhh life doesn't suck, my hormones are just fuckin me up haaaa ✌️🥲
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*sees date on calendar* ohhhh life doesn't suck, my hormones are just fuckin me up haaaa ✌️🥲
Had to wait for a guy digging through the eggs to get to the very last carton because it's obviously the latest date so they'll last the longest
Bro every single carton is dated 1/14, that's thREE WEEKS FROM NOW JUST GRAB ONE AND ✨LEAVE✨
I'm not up for custy service today 🥰
Bro every single carton is dated 1/14, that's thREE WEEKS FROM NOW JUST GRAB ONE AND ✨LEAVE✨
I'm not up for custy service today 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Had to wait for a guy digging through the eggs to get to the very last carton because it's obviously the latest date so they'll last the longest
Bro every single carton is dated 1/14, that's thREE WEEKS FROM NOW JUST GRAB ONE AND ✨LEAVE✨
I'm not up for custy service today 🥰
Bro every single carton is dated 1/14, that's thREE WEEKS FROM NOW JUST GRAB ONE AND ✨LEAVE✨
I'm not up for custy service today 🥰
For new years 2024, I made a resolution to finish the media I start (because I'd always be starting books/shows and dropping them) so I have an ongoing record of every book, tv show, and video game I've completed since 1/1/24.
That said, this is how I did this year😇
📖Books: 22
📺Shows: 17
🎮Games: 3
That said, this is how I did this year😇
📖Books: 22
📺Shows: 17
🎮Games: 3
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For new years 2024, I made a resolution to finish the media I start (because I'd always be starting books/shows and dropping them) so I have an ongoing record of every book, tv show, and video game I've completed since 1/1/24.
That said, this is how I did this year😇
📖Books: 22
📺Shows: 17
🎮Games: 3
That said, this is how I did this year😇
📖Books: 22
📺Shows: 17
🎮Games: 3
after-christmas blues ✌️😔
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
after-christmas blues ✌️😔
gonna have a spiderverse marathon for our Christmas wind-down festivities today 😊
a group of spider-man are standing in a room and fighting each other
Alt: The scene from Across the Spiderverse with all the different Spider-People pointing at each other like the meme
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December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
gonna have a spiderverse marathon for our Christmas wind-down festivities today 😊
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
putting together my lego succulents while the fallout ghoul log is playing in the background, so cozy 😊
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
putting together my lego succulents while the fallout ghoul log is playing in the background, so cozy 😊
gonna watch it's a wonderful life and eat an ungodly amount of sweets :3
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
gonna watch it's a wonderful life and eat an ungodly amount of sweets :3
Front end manager let us all leave 30min early because she's the greatest 🥹 honestly a crimmus miracle
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Front end manager let us all leave 30min early because she's the greatest 🥹 honestly a crimmus miracle
chat, no one else is wearing ugly Christmas sweaters 😬😂
Changed my mind, husband found the REALLY obnoxious "festive dinosaur shooting lasers" sweater that I got as a joke a few years ago
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
chat, no one else is wearing ugly Christmas sweaters 😬😂
So excited to wear my obnoxious penguin sweater to work tomorrow 🐧❄️🎄🎁
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
So excited to wear my obnoxious penguin sweater to work tomorrow 🐧❄️🎄🎁
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Thank you for the good luck, friends. It went better than I was expecting 🥹
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thank you for the good luck, friends. It went better than I was expecting 🥹
going dentist 🥺 wish good luck 😭
a cat is brushing its teeth with a toothbrush and looking at the camera .
Alt: A white cat getting its teeth brushed, and while the toothbrush gets pulled offscreen the cat looks on in bewildered horror
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December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
going dentist 🥺 wish good luck 😭
Once upon a time at my place of employment, we had a closing announcement 15min before.
Someone complained to higher ups, saying they felt "rushed out the door."
Now, we just have to hope people find it in their hearts to wander out the doors at some point in the night. 🙃
Someone complained to higher ups, saying they felt "rushed out the door."
Now, we just have to hope people find it in their hearts to wander out the doors at some point in the night. 🙃
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Once upon a time at my place of employment, we had a closing announcement 15min before.
Someone complained to higher ups, saying they felt "rushed out the door."
Now, we just have to hope people find it in their hearts to wander out the doors at some point in the night. 🙃
Someone complained to higher ups, saying they felt "rushed out the door."
Now, we just have to hope people find it in their hearts to wander out the doors at some point in the night. 🙃
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
Frog on a Yule log
Happy winter solstice! ❄️
Happy winter solstice! ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Frog on a Yule log
Happy winter solstice! ❄️
Happy winter solstice! ❄️
It's always so hard getting back to work after lunch. I still have three hours left 😭
a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .
Alt: An orange cat sitting like people, with its back slumped against the wall and its head lolled to one side. "Me today"
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December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's always so hard getting back to work after lunch. I still have three hours left 😭
I think I will listen to Newsies while doing my ordering today 😊
a group of men are dancing on the sidewalk in front of a building
Alt: A bunch of boys dressed in uhhhh I think 1890s? fashion, doing sick dance moves in front of a statue
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December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think I will listen to Newsies while doing my ordering today 😊
both me and my phone are at 4% 😊 time to actually call it a night 😴
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
both me and my phone are at 4% 😊 time to actually call it a night 😴