samus 🦃
@samaran95.bsky.social
Sam-30-Married-She/Her
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✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
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📺: One Piece 🍊
🎮: LoZ Echoes of Wisdom 🪄
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✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
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📺: One Piece 🍊
🎮: LoZ Echoes of Wisdom 🪄
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samus 🦃
@samaran95.bsky.social
· Apr 25
New profile, same #promosky 😊
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
I'm still playing through Y before I'll let myself play Legends ZA, and I'm getting absolutely walled by the psychic gym 😭 please Olympia let me win I'm so close 😭
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm still playing through Y before I'll let myself play Legends ZA, and I'm getting absolutely walled by the psychic gym 😭 please Olympia let me win I'm so close 😭
Make that four, he found another literally right after I posted this what is happeniiiinnnggg 😂
My husband found THREE full-odds shinies while playing Legends ZA tonight. Told him I think we should try his luck in Vegas this weekend
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Make that four, he found another literally right after I posted this what is happeniiiinnnggg 😂
My husband found THREE full-odds shinies while playing Legends ZA tonight. Told him I think we should try his luck in Vegas this weekend
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My husband found THREE full-odds shinies while playing Legends ZA tonight. Told him I think we should try his luck in Vegas this weekend
I've known this lil deer guy for five minutes but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself
a cartoon character wearing a pink hat with a white cross on it
Alt: One Piece Tony Tony Chopper being embarrassed and doin a lil dance
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November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I've known this lil deer guy for five minutes but if anything happens to him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself
I faked my way through Frankenstein back in AP English, I should go back and actually read it one of these days 😢
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I faked my way through Frankenstein back in AP English, I should go back and actually read it one of these days 😢
I don't want to be at work I want to be at home in a blanket burrito watching one piece 😠
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't want to be at work I want to be at home in a blanket burrito watching one piece 😠
My favorite cryptid is mothman but I identify more with the werewolf
The whole "losing my entire shit once every month" thing is very hashtag relatable
The whole "losing my entire shit once every month" thing is very hashtag relatable
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My favorite cryptid is mothman but I identify more with the werewolf
The whole "losing my entire shit once every month" thing is very hashtag relatable
The whole "losing my entire shit once every month" thing is very hashtag relatable
Why can't it be COLD outside why am I still HOT all the time it's NOVEMBER I HATE THE DESERT
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why can't it be COLD outside why am I still HOT all the time it's NOVEMBER I HATE THE DESERT
To top off today, I just fell for an AI video of a cat. I showed it to my husband and he's like "you know that's AI, right?" I did not know. I wonder how many others I was not able to clock.
Either way, now I have to banish myself from society and live in a cave or smth idk
Either way, now I have to banish myself from society and live in a cave or smth idk
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
To top off today, I just fell for an AI video of a cat. I showed it to my husband and he's like "you know that's AI, right?" I did not know. I wonder how many others I was not able to clock.
Either way, now I have to banish myself from society and live in a cave or smth idk
Either way, now I have to banish myself from society and live in a cave or smth idk
bruh no way they're giving me jury duty ✨FOUR DAYS✨ after I'm getting furloughed 😇
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
bruh no way they're giving me jury duty ✨FOUR DAYS✨ after I'm getting furloughed 😇
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November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shiny babby I just befriended 🥹
[Fun fact about me, emerald was my first pokemon game and Mudkip was always my starter. I didn't really understand type matchups at first so Brendan was always kicking my trash and I didn't know why and also developed a fear of the Treecko line because of it 😇]
[Fun fact about me, emerald was my first pokemon game and Mudkip was always my starter. I didn't really understand type matchups at first so Brendan was always kicking my trash and I didn't know why and also developed a fear of the Treecko line because of it 😇]
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Shiny babby I just befriended 🥹
[Fun fact about me, emerald was my first pokemon game and Mudkip was always my starter. I didn't really understand type matchups at first so Brendan was always kicking my trash and I didn't know why and also developed a fear of the Treecko line because of it 😇]
[Fun fact about me, emerald was my first pokemon game and Mudkip was always my starter. I didn't really understand type matchups at first so Brendan was always kicking my trash and I didn't know why and also developed a fear of the Treecko line because of it 😇]
Got a notification yesterday from google saying that they've "fixed my settings" for my spam email account because they couldn't verify the user's age 🙃 now this 🫠
I wish these companies would just come right out and say they're censoring stuff instead of this infantilism
I wish these companies would just come right out and say they're censoring stuff instead of this infantilism
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Got a notification yesterday from google saying that they've "fixed my settings" for my spam email account because they couldn't verify the user's age 🙃 now this 🫠
I wish these companies would just come right out and say they're censoring stuff instead of this infantilism
I wish these companies would just come right out and say they're censoring stuff instead of this infantilism
I had the *worst* headache of my life last night, like the only thought I could even think was "evil pain evil pain" over and over 😂😭 I feel a lot better today though, almost lighter even, so bright side? 😇
a cartoon of a duck with glowing eyes and a purple background
Alt: Psyduck clutching its head in pain while its eyes glow, and it throws back its head with its mouth wide. Poor lil guy havin a headache :(
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November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I had the *worst* headache of my life last night, like the only thought I could even think was "evil pain evil pain" over and over 😂😭 I feel a lot better today though, almost lighter even, so bright side? 😇
follow/unfollow spam = ✨𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭✨
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
follow/unfollow spam = ✨𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭✨
Reposted by samus 🦃
NEW METROID PRIME 4 TRAILER JUST DROPPED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
NEW METROID PRIME 4 TRAILER JUST DROPPED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
#OperationMetroidPrime4
shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...
Started playing Echoes of Wisdom finally and I really like it so far 😊
a video game character is standing next to a glowing object .
Alt: Echoes of Wisdom Zelda summoning a bed echo and then flopping down onto it for a nap :3
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November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Started playing Echoes of Wisdom finally and I really like it so far 😊
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If you don’t think poor people deserve to eat then go ahead and fucking block me🩵☺️
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you don’t think poor people deserve to eat then go ahead and fucking block me🩵☺️
dAyLiGhT sAviNgS TiMe 🌞
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
dAyLiGhT sAviNgS TiMe 🌞
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To all my Californians remember to vote yes on Prop 50
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To all my Californians remember to vote yes on Prop 50
Today I'm thankful for the extra hour I got to sleep in
Spring daylight savings 😡👎
Fall daylight savings 🥰👍
Spring daylight savings 😡👎
Fall daylight savings 🥰👍
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Today I'm thankful for the extra hour I got to sleep in
Spring daylight savings 😡👎
Fall daylight savings 🥰👍
Spring daylight savings 😡👎
Fall daylight savings 🥰👍
Took some cough syrup before bed last night and in my sleepy haze, I must have taken off my fitbit for some reason and now I don't get to catch any more halloween pokemon on Sleep :(
a cartoon character with the letter z on it 's head
Alt: Pokemon Pumpkaboo sleeping and then startling awake
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November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Took some cough syrup before bed last night and in my sleepy haze, I must have taken off my fitbit for some reason and now I don't get to catch any more halloween pokemon on Sleep :(