samus
@samaran95.bsky.social
Sam-30-Married-She/Her
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samus
@samaran95.bsky.social
· Apr 25
New profile, same #promosky 😊
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
Our new hires are starting in March? And they're permanents this time, not temps?? Good god, I'll be able to do my own job here soon, and not five others along with it???
AND I'll have a new boss next week who I already know isn't a power-tripping loser?????
AND I'll have a new boss next week who I already know isn't a power-tripping loser?????
February 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Our new hires are starting in March? And they're permanents this time, not temps?? Good god, I'll be able to do my own job here soon, and not five others along with it???
AND I'll have a new boss next week who I already know isn't a power-tripping loser?????
AND I'll have a new boss next week who I already know isn't a power-tripping loser?????
Looking forward to sleeping through the night again once my stupid face gets fixed 😇
February 19, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Looking forward to sleeping through the night again once my stupid face gets fixed 😇
Reposted by samus
How it feels when the ibuprofen kicks in
a person is swimming in a body of water with their head above the water
Alt: Dean Winchester saving a kid from drowning in a lake, they both emerge from the water gasping for air
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February 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
How it feels when the ibuprofen kicks in
Let me set the scene: It's 36⁰F outside, the wind is still going crazy, the sun has gone down and it's twilight. I have to brave the cold to take the garbage out and, faintly, as if through a thick fog, I hear... Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
There's a fuckin ICE CREAM TRUCK roaming around town
There's a fuckin ICE CREAM TRUCK roaming around town
February 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Let me set the scene: It's 36⁰F outside, the wind is still going crazy, the sun has gone down and it's twilight. I have to brave the cold to take the garbage out and, faintly, as if through a thick fog, I hear... Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
There's a fuckin ICE CREAM TRUCK roaming around town
There's a fuckin ICE CREAM TRUCK roaming around town
guys it's literally so frickin cold in my house right now 🥶
February 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
guys it's literally so frickin cold in my house right now 🥶
my dumb self commenting on reddit: here is my opinion about a small aspect of a show that's been out for twenty-one years
some other dumb commenter: you're opinion is wrong and would have doomed the series as we know it if they went with you're idea and also your probably a bad person
some other dumb commenter: you're opinion is wrong and would have doomed the series as we know it if they went with you're idea and also your probably a bad person
February 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
my dumb self commenting on reddit: here is my opinion about a small aspect of a show that's been out for twenty-one years
some other dumb commenter: you're opinion is wrong and would have doomed the series as we know it if they went with you're idea and also your probably a bad person
some other dumb commenter: you're opinion is wrong and would have doomed the series as we know it if they went with you're idea and also your probably a bad person
Aaand my earbuds died 🥺 but weep for me not, friends. This tribulation shall pass and I will be all the stronger for it 🥹
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Aaand my earbuds died 🥺 but weep for me not, friends. This tribulation shall pass and I will be all the stronger for it 🥹
So I came back to a bunch of random stuff stocked in the wrong places, and it's not necessarily my job to fix that, but now I think I'm the ONLY one who fixes it. Also 32 deleted items. That number is usually around 5. Let's go I guess 😮💨
can't sleep, too wired thinking about how much of a shitshow work is gonna be tomorrow
February 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
So I came back to a bunch of random stuff stocked in the wrong places, and it's not necessarily my job to fix that, but now I think I'm the ONLY one who fixes it. Also 32 deleted items. That number is usually around 5. Let's go I guess 😮💨
Reposted by samus
i like to start every chess match by taking one of my own pawns with my queen, as an intimidation tactic
if i'm willing to do that to one of my pawns, think about what i'm willing to do to YOUR pawns
if i'm willing to do that to one of my pawns, think about what i'm willing to do to YOUR pawns
February 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
i like to start every chess match by taking one of my own pawns with my queen, as an intimidation tactic
if i'm willing to do that to one of my pawns, think about what i'm willing to do to YOUR pawns
if i'm willing to do that to one of my pawns, think about what i'm willing to do to YOUR pawns
can't sleep, too wired thinking about how much of a shitshow work is gonna be tomorrow
February 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
can't sleep, too wired thinking about how much of a shitshow work is gonna be tomorrow
It's so freakin windy outside I hope we still have a roof tomorrow
a woman is sitting in front of a projector screen with a picture on it
Alt: Wizard of Oz tornado scene, Dorothy sees an old woman in a rocker flying by her window, the old woman waves at Dorothy and Dorothy waves back hesitantly
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February 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
It's so freakin windy outside I hope we still have a roof tomorrow
It's so windy and cold outside, overcast like it's gonna rain, so we're making tomato soup (from scratch!!) and grilled cheese, and then we're gonna watch One Piece, and I'm not gonna think about the fact that I have to go back to work tomorrow 🥲
February 17, 2026 at 10:37 PM
It's so windy and cold outside, overcast like it's gonna rain, so we're making tomato soup (from scratch!!) and grilled cheese, and then we're gonna watch One Piece, and I'm not gonna think about the fact that I have to go back to work tomorrow 🥲
Rainy day video games with friends 🌧️🥰
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Rainy day video games with friends 🌧️🥰
I hate apex. But I LOVE apex bot royale. We played just that for literally five hours today istg
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I hate apex. But I LOVE apex bot royale. We played just that for literally five hours today istg
ocular migraine let's goooo ✌️🥲
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ocular migraine let's goooo ✌️🥲
Accidentally used autocook instead of making the new valentines recipe in pokemon sleep
a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open .
Alt: Jake the Dog on his knees, fists on the floor, screaming into the void of hopelessness
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February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Accidentally used autocook instead of making the new valentines recipe in pokemon sleep
How it feels when the ibuprofen kicks in
a person is swimming in a body of water with their head above the water
Alt: Dean Winchester saving a kid from drowning in a lake, they both emerge from the water gasping for air
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
How it feels when the ibuprofen kicks in
So like, do I get some kind of achievement when politics accounts block ME? 😂
a green achievement unlocked button with a white trophy icon
Alt: The Xbox achievement banner, popping into screen showing the green Xbox logo and spreading out into a green banner that says "achievement unlocked"
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February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
So like, do I get some kind of achievement when politics accounts block ME? 😂
Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate 🥰 I'm going to be spending today playing video games with my husband 💖
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate 🥰 I'm going to be spending today playing video games with my husband 💖
I wanted to wait to take my ibuprofen until right before I went to bed, so I did, and now I'm laying in bed and my face is on fire and The Drugs hasn't kicked in yet and I cant think about anything else because it hurts so much 🥲
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I wanted to wait to take my ibuprofen until right before I went to bed, so I did, and now I'm laying in bed and my face is on fire and The Drugs hasn't kicked in yet and I cant think about anything else because it hurts so much 🥲
Reposted by samus
WE'RE GREENLIT, YA'LL!!!
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)
BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)
BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by GLITCH
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
WE'RE GREENLIT, YA'LL!!!
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)
BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)
BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
My physical collection grows! Husband gave me the Adventure Time box set for Valentine's Day 🥰
a cartoon character with long arms making a heart
Alt: Jake the Dog from Adventure Time stretching himself into the shape of a heart
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February 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My physical collection grows! Husband gave me the Adventure Time box set for Valentine's Day 🥰
I have one (1) regular ibuprofen to last me until the pharmacy opens and I can get the ones the dentist prescribed to me. They open at 9 so I'll have to soldier through until then 🫡
Also he prescribed amoxicillin. I haven't had that since I was a kid. I wonder if it still tastes like bubblegum 😁
Also he prescribed amoxicillin. I haven't had that since I was a kid. I wonder if it still tastes like bubblegum 😁
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I have one (1) regular ibuprofen to last me until the pharmacy opens and I can get the ones the dentist prescribed to me. They open at 9 so I'll have to soldier through until then 🫡
Also he prescribed amoxicillin. I haven't had that since I was a kid. I wonder if it still tastes like bubblegum 😁
Also he prescribed amoxicillin. I haven't had that since I was a kid. I wonder if it still tastes like bubblegum 😁
fuck this I'm watching more one piece
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
fuck this I'm watching more one piece