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saltysauerkraut.bsky.social
hotdog water
@saltysauerkraut.bsky.social
self-diagnosed as braindead
heartbreaking: innocent bullet forced to share a body with charlie kirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i'm a bit like a vampire except i feed on attention and compliments instead of blood
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
looking at the way my hair falls on my chest and pretending i have huge knockers
April 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"girls with biceps" "girls with tummy pouches" "girls with huge racks" where's all the love for girls with boob acne and completely mediocre bodies
March 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
got my estrogen dose upped :]
March 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bluskoomfies check this shit out
February 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
girl who's feeling just so cute
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
trans girls go thru way more than the marines
January 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
getting bangs might have actually fixed me
January 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
my twitter got locked oops
December 24, 2024 at 5:17 PM
becoming the best pokemon tcg player so i can destroy my wife for fun
December 8, 2024 at 8:07 AM
not to do shameless self promotion but i'm incredibly lovable and pretty
December 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
my wife pretends to need glasses when in reality she just wears them to look neat
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 AM
my flight got canceled oops
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 PM
trans women should get more into the business of buying me video games
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 PM
that arcane ending was so underwhelming lmao
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM
this year's game awards are so funny cause they have to pretend like there weren't only 2 games that came out this year
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM
gaining followers on this website when i barely even use it is a real "luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" kinda feeling
November 17, 2024 at 4:26 AM
elphelt valentine my beloved
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 AM
guilty gear is so cool man
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 AM
one more time and it becomes a pattern
November 13, 2024 at 8:49 PM
thinking about the guy who scrolled back an entire year on my twitter just to talk about my toes
November 13, 2024 at 2:11 AM
my wife keeps saying she's fat because she gained 0.002 pounds and it's like GIRL I WISH
November 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM
some people like to call themselves progressives and then act like the most insane vindictive lunatics
November 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM