Salty Paris
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Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate.
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Had my first MoP raid tonight, Heroic Mogu'shan Vaults. Did pretty mediocre, I deer in headlights'd a bunch of mechanics. Still, first time in there in a hundred years, and I had been learning Resto rather than Ele, so I'm pretty content. Will have to see if the guild invites us back, though.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Had my first MoP raid tonight, Heroic Mogu'shan Vaults. Did pretty mediocre, I deer in headlights'd a bunch of mechanics. Still, first time in there in a hundred years, and I had been learning Resto rather than Ele, so I'm pretty content. Will have to see if the guild invites us back, though.
If Garrosh wasn't the main antagonist of MoP, they absolutely could've made mogu a playable Horde race via Operation Paperclip
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If Garrosh wasn't the main antagonist of MoP, they absolutely could've made mogu a playable Horde race via Operation Paperclip
Dota's insistence on bizarre parallel time lines and a constant time loop so they can say every game of Dota is canon produces some really weird shit but also must be really annoying for them to try and market while League pops off with Arcana
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Dota's insistence on bizarre parallel time lines and a constant time loop so they can say every game of Dota is canon produces some really weird shit but also must be really annoying for them to try and market while League pops off with Arcana
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Daily bunny no.3141 knew him well
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Daily bunny no.3141 knew him well
I feel like if you are a restaurant and your eftpos is down you should probably try to figure out where the nearest ATM is. Not for my sake, but because if you don't know I'm gonna go somewhere else
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I feel like if you are a restaurant and your eftpos is down you should probably try to figure out where the nearest ATM is. Not for my sake, but because if you don't know I'm gonna go somewhere else
Dreaming about a world where HotS is still going and I'm a famous Sire Denathrius main
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dreaming about a world where HotS is still going and I'm a famous Sire Denathrius main
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Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
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It’s crazy how clean Vic’s fit is in this panel while Gar is two feet away lopkin like the jolly green goober
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s crazy how clean Vic’s fit is in this panel while Gar is two feet away lopkin like the jolly green goober
Seeing a lot of discourse around Arc Raiders having more friendly players than other extraction shooters and it makes me feel like maybe I don't understand the extraction shooter genre at all. Why would you want friendly players? The PvP seems like the interesting bit of PvPvE to me
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Seeing a lot of discourse around Arc Raiders having more friendly players than other extraction shooters and it makes me feel like maybe I don't understand the extraction shooter genre at all. Why would you want friendly players? The PvP seems like the interesting bit of PvPvE to me
the puppies are getting to sipsipsip the water :)
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
the puppies are getting to sipsipsip the water :)
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Marvel vs. Capcom comic by Kazuya Tani, from a 1998 Comic Gamest compilation.
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Marvel vs. Capcom comic by Kazuya Tani, from a 1998 Comic Gamest compilation.
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Luci always asking the deep questions
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Luci always asking the deep questions
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Killer Queen
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Killer Queen
Young Wrathion is such a doofus. Typical r/changemyview poster. Love this guy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Young Wrathion is such a doofus. Typical r/changemyview poster. Love this guy.
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Daily bunny no.3140 really wanted that cookie
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Daily bunny no.3140 really wanted that cookie
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Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
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why isn't Babe the Pig in Fury Road
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
why isn't Babe the Pig in Fury Road
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POV: You have just arrived at the retro fighting game local.
February 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
POV: You have just arrived at the retro fighting game local.
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okay but the real question is this: did Nintendo also see Captain Falcon as "motherly"
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
okay but the real question is this: did Nintendo also see Captain Falcon as "motherly"
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Daily bunny no.3139 found some prime real estate
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Daily bunny no.3139 found some prime real estate
DS9 should've had an episode where Quark has a Klingon customer who's a bloodwine snob and won't drink the cheap crap Quark has, so Quark has to go on a quest where he accidentally fulfills a prophecy along the way to get some high quality expensive bloodwine for this guy
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
DS9 should've had an episode where Quark has a Klingon customer who's a bloodwine snob and won't drink the cheap crap Quark has, so Quark has to go on a quest where he accidentally fulfills a prophecy along the way to get some high quality expensive bloodwine for this guy
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Michael Caine is sat waiting for his bill at a charming little bistro in Paris. He looks up and realises with shocked delight that, far from being killed in the explosion at the movie’s climactic moment, James Bond is at the next table over.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Michael Caine is sat waiting for his bill at a charming little bistro in Paris. He looks up and realises with shocked delight that, far from being killed in the explosion at the movie’s climactic moment, James Bond is at the next table over.
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(darth vader creating the sith inquisitors) master i think we need like fifty jobbers with a lightsaber. no only send one at a time for each time we find an important guy. they probably shouldnt ever talk to each other actually
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(darth vader creating the sith inquisitors) master i think we need like fifty jobbers with a lightsaber. no only send one at a time for each time we find an important guy. they probably shouldnt ever talk to each other actually
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