Salty Paris
@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com
Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate.
Stream: http://twitch.tv/saltyparis
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I don't even wanna play KoF15 anymore, man
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I don't even wanna play KoF15 anymore, man
I simply want to enjoy having 4 different card types in my graveyard. Why is MtG so hostile to me.
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I simply want to enjoy having 4 different card types in my graveyard. Why is MtG so hostile to me.
Blight to 'reload' the -1/-1 counter creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed actually looks like it plays better than I thought it was going to, but still unsure if its gonna make the cut outside the preview event. It is really interesting, though.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Blight to 'reload' the -1/-1 counter creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed actually looks like it plays better than I thought it was going to, but still unsure if its gonna make the cut outside the preview event. It is really interesting, though.
tfw no orc gf to grab boxes off the top shelf for you
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
tfw no orc gf to grab boxes off the top shelf for you
My nose is still killing me despite oxy today so I feel woozy and out of it but also still in pain. Life's hard.
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
My nose is still killing me despite oxy today so I feel woozy and out of it but also still in pain. Life's hard.
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
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(WIP) Feeling brave, coloring in Photoshop today instead of Sai
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
(WIP) Feeling brave, coloring in Photoshop today instead of Sai
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Hey #portfolioday 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Hey #portfolioday 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
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"What is anime? Is it no Looney Tunes? No kids stuff? Hi. I'm Todd McFarlane, creator of Spawn. If you had a chance to watch anime, would you show it to your parents?"
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"What is anime? Is it no Looney Tunes? No kids stuff? Hi. I'm Todd McFarlane, creator of Spawn. If you had a chance to watch anime, would you show it to your parents?"
This card has been on my mind since reveal, but I just don't know if any of standard's Nether Shadow-likes are strong enough for this. Bloodghast is around, Forsaken Miner is decent, maybe you could put Eddie Brock and Patchwork Beastie in? I feel there has to be something there but dunno what
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This card has been on my mind since reveal, but I just don't know if any of standard's Nether Shadow-likes are strong enough for this. Bloodghast is around, Forsaken Miner is decent, maybe you could put Eddie Brock and Patchwork Beastie in? I feel there has to be something there but dunno what
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Dirtied up some shipping containers, needs some more scratching up and maybe some graffiti.
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Dirtied up some shipping containers, needs some more scratching up and maybe some graffiti.
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
I've always said things like 'isn't it weird how I love rogues in RPGs but not in fighting games' but I'm now realising I love Aki and Mileena so maybe I do love rogues and actually just hate when they're tech skill intensive assholes
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I've always said things like 'isn't it weird how I love rogues in RPGs but not in fighting games' but I'm now realising I love Aki and Mileena so maybe I do love rogues and actually just hate when they're tech skill intensive assholes
Disregard the original tweet, I'm sick nuts
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Disregard the original tweet, I'm sick nuts
Decks I'm gonna try post-Lorwyn in Standard in order of how hopeful I am about them:
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Decks I'm gonna try post-Lorwyn in Standard in order of how hopeful I am about them:
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
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Not as popular as Star Wars for Kenner, was it
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Not as popular as Star Wars for Kenner, was it
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 13,1962
January 13,1962
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 13,1962
January 13,1962
Finally unlocked the Ass Rogue hidden artifact appearance, fuck that took an annoying amount of grind
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Finally unlocked the Ass Rogue hidden artifact appearance, fuck that took an annoying amount of grind
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Drawing a Shaymin eating berries, eases the soul. #pokemon #pokemonart #pokeart #Shaymin #Shayminart #Cakenteaart
January 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Drawing a Shaymin eating berries, eases the soul. #pokemon #pokemonart #pokeart #Shaymin #Shayminart #Cakenteaart
Posted my first gold parse in MoP classic in the mmo channel of a discord I've been in for years last night and woke up to a big discussion on why WoW is clunky and bad. Not even a thumbs up react. Fair enough.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Posted my first gold parse in MoP classic in the mmo channel of a discord I've been in for years last night and woke up to a big discussion on why WoW is clunky and bad. Not even a thumbs up react. Fair enough.
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🌵 THE WILD WEST 2026 is happening on March 27th to 29th at Escape Portal! 🌵
The Wild West is Perth's largest annual fighting game event. We'll have the full game list and registration page up later this month!
The Wild West is Perth's largest annual fighting game event. We'll have the full game list and registration page up later this month!
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
🌵 THE WILD WEST 2026 is happening on March 27th to 29th at Escape Portal! 🌵
The Wild West is Perth's largest annual fighting game event. We'll have the full game list and registration page up later this month!
The Wild West is Perth's largest annual fighting game event. We'll have the full game list and registration page up later this month!
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About 12 hours until my nose surgery. I'm so nervous, man. Nearly throwing up from anxiety.
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 AM
About 12 hours until my nose surgery. I'm so nervous, man. Nearly throwing up from anxiety.