Salty Paris
@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com
Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate.
Stream: http://twitch.tv/saltyparis
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Its interesting how MtG has had so many tribal sets but so few tribes have actually had a viable competitive deck, even in standard. All that comes to mind is Goblins, Elves, Merfolk, Humans, Faeries (once and never again) and Mice.
January 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Its interesting how MtG has had so many tribal sets but so few tribes have actually had a viable competitive deck, even in standard. All that comes to mind is Goblins, Elves, Merfolk, Humans, Faeries (once and never again) and Mice.
Wish I was at the Lorwyn prerelease today instead of zonked out on oxy on the couch while my nose bleeds everywhere
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Wish I was at the Lorwyn prerelease today instead of zonked out on oxy on the couch while my nose bleeds everywhere
I am loving Lorwyn Eclipsed but it has made me realised the tribal set I wanted revisited deep down was Onslaught
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I am loving Lorwyn Eclipsed but it has made me realised the tribal set I wanted revisited deep down was Onslaught
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Ayzir is saying this in the kindest and most polite way possible, but they do not understand why Samiren is pissed off as much as she is (average DH player that couldn't rush ahead) 💜
#worldofwarcraft | #ethereal | #karesh | #skymagpieart
#worldofwarcraft | #ethereal | #karesh | #skymagpieart
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ayzir is saying this in the kindest and most polite way possible, but they do not understand why Samiren is pissed off as much as she is (average DH player that couldn't rush ahead) 💜
#worldofwarcraft | #ethereal | #karesh | #skymagpieart
#worldofwarcraft | #ethereal | #karesh | #skymagpieart
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This is gimmick infringement.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is gimmick infringement.
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grip vs leap of fate
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
grip vs leap of fate
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WANNA PLAY SOME COTW?
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
WANNA PLAY SOME COTW?
My nose hurts so much but the oxy makes me feel like shit. Pain.
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 AM
My nose hurts so much but the oxy makes me feel like shit. Pain.
I don't even wanna play KoF15 anymore, man
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I don't even wanna play KoF15 anymore, man
I simply want to enjoy having 4 different card types in my graveyard. Why is MtG so hostile to me.
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I simply want to enjoy having 4 different card types in my graveyard. Why is MtG so hostile to me.
Blight to 'reload' the -1/-1 counter creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed actually looks like it plays better than I thought it was going to, but still unsure if its gonna make the cut outside the preview event. It is really interesting, though.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Blight to 'reload' the -1/-1 counter creatures in Lorwyn Eclipsed actually looks like it plays better than I thought it was going to, but still unsure if its gonna make the cut outside the preview event. It is really interesting, though.
tfw no orc gf to grab boxes off the top shelf for you
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
tfw no orc gf to grab boxes off the top shelf for you
My nose is still killing me despite oxy today so I feel woozy and out of it but also still in pain. Life's hard.
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
My nose is still killing me despite oxy today so I feel woozy and out of it but also still in pain. Life's hard.
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
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(WIP) Feeling brave, coloring in Photoshop today instead of Sai
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
(WIP) Feeling brave, coloring in Photoshop today instead of Sai
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Hey #portfolioday 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Hey #portfolioday 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
I'm Gaeriel, a french plushmaker, I love make plushies from video games and cute animals 💜
I have a waiting list for your commission and can make little plush for you right now 🫶
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"What is anime? Is it no Looney Tunes? No kids stuff? Hi. I'm Todd McFarlane, creator of Spawn. If you had a chance to watch anime, would you show it to your parents?"
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"What is anime? Is it no Looney Tunes? No kids stuff? Hi. I'm Todd McFarlane, creator of Spawn. If you had a chance to watch anime, would you show it to your parents?"
This card has been on my mind since reveal, but I just don't know if any of standard's Nether Shadow-likes are strong enough for this. Bloodghast is around, Forsaken Miner is decent, maybe you could put Eddie Brock and Patchwork Beastie in? I feel there has to be something there but dunno what
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This card has been on my mind since reveal, but I just don't know if any of standard's Nether Shadow-likes are strong enough for this. Bloodghast is around, Forsaken Miner is decent, maybe you could put Eddie Brock and Patchwork Beastie in? I feel there has to be something there but dunno what
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Dirtied up some shipping containers, needs some more scratching up and maybe some graffiti.
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Dirtied up some shipping containers, needs some more scratching up and maybe some graffiti.
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
#hobbystreak day 32
#minipainting
#wargaming
#nerdlings
I've always said things like 'isn't it weird how I love rogues in RPGs but not in fighting games' but I'm now realising I love Aki and Mileena so maybe I do love rogues and actually just hate when they're tech skill intensive assholes
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I've always said things like 'isn't it weird how I love rogues in RPGs but not in fighting games' but I'm now realising I love Aki and Mileena so maybe I do love rogues and actually just hate when they're tech skill intensive assholes
Disregard the original tweet, I'm sick nuts
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Disregard the original tweet, I'm sick nuts
Decks I'm gonna try post-Lorwyn in Standard in order of how hopeful I am about them:
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Decks I'm gonna try post-Lorwyn in Standard in order of how hopeful I am about them:
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)
- Jund Delirium (basically just current Delirium but splashing Nameless Inversion and Moonshadow)
- WU Merfolk
- GR Kavu Landfall
- Big Red (trust me bro it'll work this time we'll play Clive and win trust)