Jamie 🐻
@saltnpreppa.bsky.social
Bearded, hairy, zesty. 🏳️🌈 . ♈️ . The walking resting bitch face. (He/Him) Your Least Favourite Twitter Gay’s least favourite Twitter Gay.
Essex/ London
Essex/ London
Gave my number to a cute bear couple who were on my flight, but was cacking myself so wrote my number on a bit of paper, threw it at one of them at baggage claim and ran off 🥺😩
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gave my number to a cute bear couple who were on my flight, but was cacking myself so wrote my number on a bit of paper, threw it at one of them at baggage claim and ran off 🥺😩
Greater Anglia gets nationalised on Sunday 😍😍
a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
ALT: a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
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October 7, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Greater Anglia gets nationalised on Sunday 😍😍
In today’s episode of my life. The trade was over and said “I’d love to give you a massage”, but didn’t have any oil or anything. He said wait a minute and came back in with a spray bottle of fry light 😭😭
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
In today’s episode of my life. The trade was over and said “I’d love to give you a massage”, but didn’t have any oil or anything. He said wait a minute and came back in with a spray bottle of fry light 😭😭
Btw it’s the most attractive I’ve felt in years, so scuse me if I’m a little full of myself 😇
September 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Btw it’s the most attractive I’ve felt in years, so scuse me if I’m a little full of myself 😇
Only just scraping into autumn and I’m already emotionally ✨ a mess ✨
September 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Only just scraping into autumn and I’m already emotionally ✨ a mess ✨
I hate the term “bric a brac” like just say shit you wanna throw out Mary…
August 31, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I hate the term “bric a brac” like just say shit you wanna throw out Mary…
Whilst probably not sensible, having a bit of poppers before going on the waltzers was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣
August 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Whilst probably not sensible, having a bit of poppers before going on the waltzers was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣
One more day at work and then it’s off to Manchester for pride. Needed in all honesty 😫
August 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
One more day at work and then it’s off to Manchester for pride. Needed in all honesty 😫
At a Tudor castle for the day for some culture and history and there’s a jousting display on. Naturally I’m on grindr hoping one of the knights wants his chrome polished and I can be his 15th century wench maiden 😏
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
At a Tudor castle for the day for some culture and history and there’s a jousting display on. Naturally I’m on grindr hoping one of the knights wants his chrome polished and I can be his 15th century wench maiden 😏
I wanna know what our ancestors would think about the recent gooning phenomenon.
August 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I wanna know what our ancestors would think about the recent gooning phenomenon.
Leaning into *some* guys calling me daddy, but emphasising that I’m problematic young dad age, and not at beekeeping stage yet.
August 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Leaning into *some* guys calling me daddy, but emphasising that I’m problematic young dad age, and not at beekeeping stage yet.
I’m at Folsom Berlin in a few weeks, it’s my first fetish event (talk about deep end) and I literally have no clue what to bring or wear 😫
August 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I’m at Folsom Berlin in a few weeks, it’s my first fetish event (talk about deep end) and I literally have no clue what to bring or wear 😫
The way my friends have had my back over the last few weeks. I’m so fucking lucky man 😫 🙏
July 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The way my friends have had my back over the last few weeks. I’m so fucking lucky man 😫 🙏
“Not right wing, just right”. Yeah a right cunt. Shut the fuck up.
July 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Not right wing, just right”. Yeah a right cunt. Shut the fuck up.
No pic no chat, unless I’m desperate and willing to risk a stabbing.
July 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
No pic no chat, unless I’m desperate and willing to risk a stabbing.
I do think local community Facebook groups are a source of deep evil.
July 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I do think local community Facebook groups are a source of deep evil.
I’m always sus when a gym bro wants to fuck me. Like they’re some sort of zesty muscle Mormon who’s using their dick and ass to try and convert me to the gym and salad.
July 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m always sus when a gym bro wants to fuck me. Like they’re some sort of zesty muscle Mormon who’s using their dick and ass to try and convert me to the gym and salad.
Dealing with emotional fallout, london and my office being hotter than satan’s taint and my colleagues engaging in relentless heterosexual nonsense all before lunchtime has made me question if I’m going to manage to finish today still employed or without a criminal record.
July 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Dealing with emotional fallout, london and my office being hotter than satan’s taint and my colleagues engaging in relentless heterosexual nonsense all before lunchtime has made me question if I’m going to manage to finish today still employed or without a criminal record.
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Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban
June 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban
Ngl if I was an animal living in a tube tunnel today, specifically the central line, I’d probably off myself.
June 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ngl if I was an animal living in a tube tunnel today, specifically the central line, I’d probably off myself.
A baddie with a belly 😌
June 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A baddie with a belly 😌
At Canary Wharf to meet a friend for drinks, and all the banking daddies and leaving work and my hole and bank account are feeling fertile 😏
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
At Canary Wharf to meet a friend for drinks, and all the banking daddies and leaving work and my hole and bank account are feeling fertile 😏
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Watching nearly every political party in the UK chase the same 20% of the worst people in the country, ignoring the other 80%, just to please the papers.
Nothing will change in the UK until the papers are taken in hand. Not all the media, just the papers. The rest will flow from there.
Nothing will change in the UK until the papers are taken in hand. Not all the media, just the papers. The rest will flow from there.
June 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Watching nearly every political party in the UK chase the same 20% of the worst people in the country, ignoring the other 80%, just to please the papers.
Nothing will change in the UK until the papers are taken in hand. Not all the media, just the papers. The rest will flow from there.
Nothing will change in the UK until the papers are taken in hand. Not all the media, just the papers. The rest will flow from there.
Hi, if Mighty Hoopla could stop dry fisting my bank account that would be great 🙏 She’s raw, empty and in pain.
June 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Hi, if Mighty Hoopla could stop dry fisting my bank account that would be great 🙏 She’s raw, empty and in pain.
Why must EVERYTHING be pistachio flavour at the moment.
a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while crying
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while crying
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June 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why must EVERYTHING be pistachio flavour at the moment.