Sal
@salpage.bsky.social
Swimming, ukulele'ing, singing, cycling & living by the sea. Loyal SQUEEZE fan since '78 #FlashDog
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Sal
@salpage.bsky.social
· Jul 26
I’ve just done my 100th swim since May 1st. 35 so far this month. 💃 🏊♀️ 💦
I solved it by opening the big card. My nephew!
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I solved it by opening the big card. My nephew!
The box of snacks is not from who I thought. 🤔🤷♀️
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The box of snacks is not from who I thought. 🤔🤷♀️
Ok, who sent me CRISPS?
I can guess. They need to get over here & help me eat them.
I can guess. They need to get over here & help me eat them.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ok, who sent me CRISPS?
I can guess. They need to get over here & help me eat them.
I can guess. They need to get over here & help me eat them.
Quite frankly, I’m stunned.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Quite frankly, I’m stunned.
I’m already ho-ho-home.🤪
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’m already ho-ho-home.🤪
I wrote 8 original songs between Feb ‘23 & Feb ‘24, while I had a lot of other things going on. I made videos of each. They’re on my YouTube. I mean, they’re terrible but it was fun.
I now have three new song ideas. Just need to work on them. No excuses…
I now have three new song ideas. Just need to work on them. No excuses…
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I wrote 8 original songs between Feb ‘23 & Feb ‘24, while I had a lot of other things going on. I made videos of each. They’re on my YouTube. I mean, they’re terrible but it was fun.
I now have three new song ideas. Just need to work on them. No excuses…
I now have three new song ideas. Just need to work on them. No excuses…
I just dived into Vinted. Influenced by @catju.bsky.social, I thought I’d have a little look.
Don’t need any clothes but am now awaiting four parcels. Two tops, a jacket & a stripy t-shirt dress I’ll wear as a nightie. 🤷♀️
Hopefully, it’ll be disastrous & I won’t bother again.🤣
Don’t need any clothes but am now awaiting four parcels. Two tops, a jacket & a stripy t-shirt dress I’ll wear as a nightie. 🤷♀️
Hopefully, it’ll be disastrous & I won’t bother again.🤣
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I just dived into Vinted. Influenced by @catju.bsky.social, I thought I’d have a little look.
Don’t need any clothes but am now awaiting four parcels. Two tops, a jacket & a stripy t-shirt dress I’ll wear as a nightie. 🤷♀️
Hopefully, it’ll be disastrous & I won’t bother again.🤣
Don’t need any clothes but am now awaiting four parcels. Two tops, a jacket & a stripy t-shirt dress I’ll wear as a nightie. 🤷♀️
Hopefully, it’ll be disastrous & I won’t bother again.🤣
The owl’s reaction to my Italian pronunciations. 🥴
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The owl’s reaction to my Italian pronunciations. 🥴
‘I’m retired.’
‘You don’t look old enough to be retired.’
‘I’m 60 at the end of the month.’
‘Oh, I thought you were my age.’
This has happened twice now. These folk are in their mid 40s.
I assume by February I will look elderly. Unless those on Instagram who say the obese die by 60 are right.🥴
‘You don’t look old enough to be retired.’
‘I’m 60 at the end of the month.’
‘Oh, I thought you were my age.’
This has happened twice now. These folk are in their mid 40s.
I assume by February I will look elderly. Unless those on Instagram who say the obese die by 60 are right.🥴
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
‘I’m retired.’
‘You don’t look old enough to be retired.’
‘I’m 60 at the end of the month.’
‘Oh, I thought you were my age.’
This has happened twice now. These folk are in their mid 40s.
I assume by February I will look elderly. Unless those on Instagram who say the obese die by 60 are right.🥴
‘You don’t look old enough to be retired.’
‘I’m 60 at the end of the month.’
‘Oh, I thought you were my age.’
This has happened twice now. These folk are in their mid 40s.
I assume by February I will look elderly. Unless those on Instagram who say the obese die by 60 are right.🥴
No, no … I don’t want to go. 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
No, no … I don’t want to go. 🤔
Preparing my journey to the pool for frosty, icy mornings to come. Frost on the lawn today but patio dry. Thank you to the person who recommended these to me and no, two packs do not go far. Wondering now many packs I’d have needed ten years back for my promenade journey to the VVV pool.🤷♀️🤣
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Preparing my journey to the pool for frosty, icy mornings to come. Frost on the lawn today but patio dry. Thank you to the person who recommended these to me and no, two packs do not go far. Wondering now many packs I’d have needed ten years back for my promenade journey to the VVV pool.🤷♀️🤣
At Carlisle station waiting for my train home. I’ve been OUT. Greek meal at Alexandros with Uncle Bob.
The Talagani cheese with candied figs starter was magnificent. Then we both had a lovely moussaka.
The Talagani cheese with candied figs starter was magnificent. Then we both had a lovely moussaka.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
At Carlisle station waiting for my train home. I’ve been OUT. Greek meal at Alexandros with Uncle Bob.
The Talagani cheese with candied figs starter was magnificent. Then we both had a lovely moussaka.
The Talagani cheese with candied figs starter was magnificent. Then we both had a lovely moussaka.
Having paid for my cremation a few weeks ago, I now get my free £50 gift card. I’ve chosen Sainsbury’s & am having some birthday treats at the end of the month to help me on my way.🤷♀️
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Having paid for my cremation a few weeks ago, I now get my free £50 gift card. I’ve chosen Sainsbury’s & am having some birthday treats at the end of the month to help me on my way.🤷♀️
I can’t think why this phone automatically capitalises Apple. It must really like fruit. 🍎 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I can’t think why this phone automatically capitalises Apple. It must really like fruit. 🍎 🤣
Without the Apple trees. Much better.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Without the Apple trees. Much better.
While my neighbours chopped down then chopped up 🤣🤣 my apple trees in the wind & rain, I stayed in my warm kitchen & made them some cheese scones.
I’ve SO got the right idea.👍
I’ve SO got the right idea.👍
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
While my neighbours chopped down then chopped up 🤣🤣 my apple trees in the wind & rain, I stayed in my warm kitchen & made them some cheese scones.
I’ve SO got the right idea.👍
I’ve SO got the right idea.👍
Last picture of the apple trees. They are going to be chopped down today. They are old, diseased & badly pruned. There was an orchard here before the bungalows were built in 1955.
My neighbours hopped over the fence to do it. I put that sentence at the end in case you thought they were old, etc …
My neighbours hopped over the fence to do it. I put that sentence at the end in case you thought they were old, etc …
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Last picture of the apple trees. They are going to be chopped down today. They are old, diseased & badly pruned. There was an orchard here before the bungalows were built in 1955.
My neighbours hopped over the fence to do it. I put that sentence at the end in case you thought they were old, etc …
My neighbours hopped over the fence to do it. I put that sentence at the end in case you thought they were old, etc …
New Squeeze CD & t-shirt ordered. Released March 6th. Chris & Glenn wrote these songs back when they were 19 & 16.
Managed to resist the coloured vinyl, beanie hat, t-towel & bottle opener key ring. 🤣
Managed to resist the coloured vinyl, beanie hat, t-towel & bottle opener key ring. 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New Squeeze CD & t-shirt ordered. Released March 6th. Chris & Glenn wrote these songs back when they were 19 & 16.
Managed to resist the coloured vinyl, beanie hat, t-towel & bottle opener key ring. 🤣
Managed to resist the coloured vinyl, beanie hat, t-towel & bottle opener key ring. 🤣
When I got back from my Dorito-shaped walk I went into nextdoor-but-one’s back room.🤣
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
When I got back from my Dorito-shaped walk I went into nextdoor-but-one’s back room.🤣
Am reading Bob Mortimer’s autobiography, And Away …
Squeeze! Love these moments in autobiographies. Even though he’s spelt Glenn wrong.
Squeeze! Love these moments in autobiographies. Even though he’s spelt Glenn wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Am reading Bob Mortimer’s autobiography, And Away …
Squeeze! Love these moments in autobiographies. Even though he’s spelt Glenn wrong.
Squeeze! Love these moments in autobiographies. Even though he’s spelt Glenn wrong.
I’ve just seen (on Facebook) the word ‘against’ spelt ‘agenest’. How does this hippant?🤣🙄
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ve just seen (on Facebook) the word ‘against’ spelt ‘agenest’. How does this hippant?🤣🙄
Been thinking about words that become completely different with just one letter changed.
I discovered an alien key in a vanilla envelope.
Worms are sunny 😁
I discovered an alien key in a vanilla envelope.
Worms are sunny 😁
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Been thinking about words that become completely different with just one letter changed.
I discovered an alien key in a vanilla envelope.
Worms are sunny 😁
I discovered an alien key in a vanilla envelope.
Worms are sunny 😁
Finally framed the poster from the first time I saw Elvis Costello. Only been 39 years. I’ll work out where to put it tomorrow.
And another decade earlier these packing pieces would’ve become sandwiches in my bedroom café.
And another decade earlier these packing pieces would’ve become sandwiches in my bedroom café.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Finally framed the poster from the first time I saw Elvis Costello. Only been 39 years. I’ll work out where to put it tomorrow.
And another decade earlier these packing pieces would’ve become sandwiches in my bedroom café.
And another decade earlier these packing pieces would’ve become sandwiches in my bedroom café.
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM