Type-B HolidayYou never plan for chilly vacations, the kind where you wake up under a thin blanketto watch sunrise shiver through panes of glassand drive to the nearest store to buy a long-sleeved …

Mountains glint like bunched-up tinfoil— a backdrop of rut and ridgy snow. Foreground is you on a salt beach so white it hurts my eyes, a black hoodie framing your bearded face. Our boots crunch an ev...