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salixvelox.bsky.social
Hyviä karjalan kielen nedälie!

Laulun kiännös: @noira.bsky.social

#kulkijatähti #wandrinstar #karjalankieli #varzinkarjala #suvikarjala #karjalanevakot

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Kulkija tähti (Wand'rin' Star cover)
YouTube video by Salix velox
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November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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@noira.bsky.social ja mä tehtiin taas yx käännösbiisi
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Juuzottaja koira (Kalevauva cover)
YouTube video by Salix velox
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November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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@noira.bsky.social photography

#hoodiedress #leggings #meggings #menindresses #dressman #mekkomies #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #jyväskylästreetstyle
September 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
This snow-washed denim skirt reminded me of the 80s/90s, so I dug up one of my old T-shirts from the same era. The skirt itself is quite new (though second hand, of course).

@noira.bsky.social photography
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
Kaikki nämä tittelit on nähty viime päivinä Helsingin Sanomien jutuissa. Siis eikö muka resilienssi ole suomeksi kestävyys?

#professori #titteli #resilienssi #eisuuretsanatsuutahalkaise #meemi #meemilaaksontarinoita #meikämemeetikko
August 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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I'm not a True Scotsman, and I wouldn't want to wear a real kilt in this heatwave anyway. Fortunately, a shower of rain brought the temperature below 30 C for a while.

@noira.bsky.social photography

#tartanskirt #tartanumbrella #hamemies #skirtman #viitatorni #jyväskylä #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
– Are you classified as human?
– Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

with @noira.bsky.social

#popsicle #fifthelement #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
Found this 90s/00s style second hand skirt in plain white, now dyed to orange to better suit my taste.

with @noira.bsky.social

#anklelengthskirt #90sskirt #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Ping & pong early June with @noira.bsky.social

#hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #sportskirt #viitaniemi #jyväskylästreetstyle
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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I haven't got any new skirt photos in a while, but here's something from two weeks ago with @noira.bsky.social on a hiking trail. We're still waiting for the weather to get warmer than this.

#denimskirt #farkkuhame #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #laajavuori #jyväskylästreetstyle
June 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
salixvelox.bsky.social
Julkaisin eilen uuden suomenkielisen lauluparodian, jonka teksti oli pyörinyt vuosia pöytälaatikossa. Video on liian pitkä tänne, siispä linkki Youtubeen:

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#tiskasin #petshopboys #itsasin #tiskaaminen #tiskivuori
Tiskasin (Pet Shop Boys parody)
YouTube video by Salix velox
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June 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Summer is slowly working its way to Finland, with @noira.bsky.social

#longdenimskirt #anklelengthskirt #denimskirt #farkkuhame #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #viitaniemi #jyväskylästreetstyle
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Konza käymmä kylyh — Bara bada bastu suvi/varzinkarjalaksi

Kiännös, soitto i pajo: Risto A. Paju

Suuret passibot: KAJ, Mika Saatsi / Tuusulan opisto, Noira Martiskainen

#barabadabastu #konzakäymmäkylyh #karjalankieli #varzinkarjala #suvikarjala
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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With @noira.bsky.social

#hoodiedress #leggings #meggings #menindresses #dressman #mekkomies #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #jyväskylästreetstyle
May 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
salixvelox.bsky.social
From @left.eu:

This week, Viktor Orbán is hosting Benjamin Netanyahu in Budapest—despite the ICC’s arrest warrant for his alleged war crimes.

@vasemmisto.bsky.social #istandwithpalestine #freepalestine
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
Orange is the new black

#kilt #kiltti #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt #skirtsformen #manskirt #männerrock #miestenhame #mieshame #hameetpojille #guyinaskirt #viitaniemi #jyväskylästreetstyle
April 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
salixvelox.bsky.social
Advert for Finnish Cheese Snacks from the 1970s

#cheeseleaders #taffel #juustosnacks #cheetos #cheetoforpresident #donaldtrump #trumpmemes #maga #politicalmemes #meemi #meemilaaksontarinoita #meemimestarit #meemipankki #meikämemeetikko
April 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
Note to foreign readers: An import tariff is called "tulli" in Finnish.

#tullimonsteri #tullihirviö #tullimonstrum #tullymonster #trumptariff #trumptariffs #trumpchaos #trumpeconomy #donaldtrump #trumpmemes #politicalmemes #meemi #meemilaaksontarinoita #meemimestarit #meemipankki #meikämemeetikko
April 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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First bare-knees outing this spring, featuring a "new" kilt-like skirt. The weather was surprisingly windy, but fortunately the wrap-around construction of this kilt had been fortified with a solid lining, so things wouldn't blow all over the place.

#kilt #kiltti #hamemies #skirtman #maninskirt
April 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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#trumptariff #trumptariffs #trumpchaos #trumpeconomy #donaldtrump #trumpmemes #homersimpsonforpresident #idiocracy #thememeswritethemselves #politicalmemes #meemi #meemilaaksontarinoita #meemimestarit #meemipankki #meikämemeetikko
March 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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New piercings with @noira.bsky.social

#bling #blingbling #piercing #earring #couplespiercings
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Garri Pjotr

#harrypotter #vladimirputin
February 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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💖💍 with @noira.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Found this knit dress unused (with all the tags on) at a thrift store. It's not quite a chain mail, but it looks medieval/middle-aged enough anyway.

with @noira.bsky.social

#knitdress #leggings #menindresses #hamemies #skirtman #jyväskylästreetstyle
February 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
salixvelox.bsky.social
- Mikä yhdistää Kalle Palanderia ja Antti Häkkästä?
- Strap-on.

#kallepalander #anttihäkkänen #strapon #huonohuumori #meemi
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM