Salinity Manifesto
@salinitymanifesto.bsky.social
Cartwheeling Menace
Forget ur lipstick, check ur blood sugar before you come for me. No time for a grouchy B pickin fights cuz they’re hangry.
May 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Forget ur lipstick, check ur blood sugar before you come for me. No time for a grouchy B pickin fights cuz they’re hangry.
To the tops: Be patient with your bottoms.
To the bottoms: Be patient with your bottom. Also try to incorporate 2 tbsp of chia seeds into ur diet per day 💖
To the bottoms: Be patient with your bottom. Also try to incorporate 2 tbsp of chia seeds into ur diet per day 💖
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
To the tops: Be patient with your bottoms.
To the bottoms: Be patient with your bottom. Also try to incorporate 2 tbsp of chia seeds into ur diet per day 💖
To the bottoms: Be patient with your bottom. Also try to incorporate 2 tbsp of chia seeds into ur diet per day 💖
Laura Dern is so fucking cool 💖❤️🔥
April 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Laura Dern is so fucking cool 💖❤️🔥
The moment I realized I accidentally cosplayed the lamp from A Christmas Story 🤭😅
April 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The moment I realized I accidentally cosplayed the lamp from A Christmas Story 🤭😅
Happy 27th birthday to Nickelodeon’s Catdog 🐱🐶
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy 27th birthday to Nickelodeon’s Catdog 🐱🐶
Mischievous, troublesome, me? Why YEaasss!!! 🐍💅🏻
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mischievous, troublesome, me? Why YEaasss!!! 🐍💅🏻
“Freeze me!” = “I’m so excited that I can’t wait, freeze me in cryosleep immediately and do not wake me until this thing that I am excited for!”
March 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Freeze me!” = “I’m so excited that I can’t wait, freeze me in cryosleep immediately and do not wake me until this thing that I am excited for!”
The best YouTube video… m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHeN...
Is Scooby Doo 2 the pinnacle of cinema? (Yes)
YouTube video by Mike's Mic
m.youtube.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The best YouTube video… m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHeN...
New pre-show ritual: Watch “Pokémon Fashion Flash.” 💅🏻
March 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
New pre-show ritual: Watch “Pokémon Fashion Flash.” 💅🏻
NO. CONTEXT. 🤪💖🌸
March 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
NO. CONTEXT. 🤪💖🌸
OK I’m finally dragged and have work in 5 1/2 hours. Obviously, now is the time to work on leveling up my Hydreigon. That shit ain’t quick 🤷🏼♀️
March 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
OK I’m finally dragged and have work in 5 1/2 hours. Obviously, now is the time to work on leveling up my Hydreigon. That shit ain’t quick 🤷🏼♀️
Salinity’s Pokémon Team:
Serperior
Gothitelle
Mienshao
Unfezant
Liepard
Simipour
Serperior
Gothitelle
Mienshao
Unfezant
Liepard
Simipour
March 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Salinity’s Pokémon Team:
Serperior
Gothitelle
Mienshao
Unfezant
Liepard
Simipour
Serperior
Gothitelle
Mienshao
Unfezant
Liepard
Simipour
I’m working on a lot of projects right now but my ADHD will not let me stop thinking about random unrelated things, so we’re gonna try a little exercise where I just let those harmless little thoughts out here on bsky so I can hopefully better stay on task. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 💕
March 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m working on a lot of projects right now but my ADHD will not let me stop thinking about random unrelated things, so we’re gonna try a little exercise where I just let those harmless little thoughts out here on bsky so I can hopefully better stay on task. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 💕
“Put a mirror in your mouth before you come and talk to me!” -Poet Laureate, Kori King.
March 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Put a mirror in your mouth before you come and talk to me!” -Poet Laureate, Kori King.
Let’s ride 🕶️💅🏻
March 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Let’s ride 🕶️💅🏻
Anyway sorry I was gone so long, love you guys 💖🧡
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Anyway sorry I was gone so long, love you guys 💖🧡
This is the face you make when you realize there never was any show tonight (because you’re an idiot who can’t use the calendar app) and you got ready for NOTHING 😭💔
March 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This is the face you make when you realize there never was any show tonight (because you’re an idiot who can’t use the calendar app) and you got ready for NOTHING 😭💔
Oh f**k I forgot this app existed again 😭😅🫢🙈
March 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Oh f**k I forgot this app existed again 😭😅🫢🙈
Omg I can’t get over how much I love the pics we got last night at my shoot in Dearborn!! 😍😍😍 I only have a couple samples back atm but the rest should be here soon! This one though??? 🤩🤩🤩
January 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Omg I can’t get over how much I love the pics we got last night at my shoot in Dearborn!! 😍😍😍 I only have a couple samples back atm but the rest should be here soon! This one though??? 🤩🤩🤩
Why does being advertised to, also low key kind of piss me off? 😅
January 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why does being advertised to, also low key kind of piss me off? 😅
LOLing at the queen who said I looked like a high school bully being a total c*nt to other queens on Instagram. Like ok Projection Queen 😂
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
LOLing at the queen who said I looked like a high school bully being a total c*nt to other queens on Instagram. Like ok Projection Queen 😂
Rich people doing Squid Game parodies pisses me off.
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Rich people doing Squid Game parodies pisses me off.
It’s gettin hot in here 🔥🥵
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It’s gettin hot in here 🔥🥵