bungle bort
@salazaphima.bsky.social
a list of every thought ive ever had (from twt. reposting 4 of my twts a day till ive caught up. will update when done)
totes forgot abt this shit lol
February 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
totes forgot abt this shit lol
does anyone else get the urge to eat wood
January 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
does anyone else get the urge to eat wood
Florida isnt real
January 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Florida isnt real
if we weren't supposed to drink lava lamps why do they have soda caps?
January 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if we weren't supposed to drink lava lamps why do they have soda caps?
gonna kick the shit outta someones shins today
maybe twist some ankles
generally hinder many peoples mobility
maybe twist some ankles
generally hinder many peoples mobility
January 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
gonna kick the shit outta someones shins today
maybe twist some ankles
generally hinder many peoples mobility
maybe twist some ankles
generally hinder many peoples mobility
eating grass, gonna be gone for a couple hours <3
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
eating grass, gonna be gone for a couple hours <3
why cant life be more loke the sims? i wanna watch a family member die on the floor and then immediately set the house on fire trying to cook burgers, and stand in horror as the family dog morphs into an unspeakable abomination and puts the fire out for me
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
why cant life be more loke the sims? i wanna watch a family member die on the floor and then immediately set the house on fire trying to cook burgers, and stand in horror as the family dog morphs into an unspeakable abomination and puts the fire out for me
mr worldwide mr 205
January 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
mr worldwide mr 205
i exist to cause chaos and fight the sun
January 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i exist to cause chaos and fight the sun
burnt marshmallow
January 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
burnt marshmallow
what the fuck is an adverb
January 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
what the fuck is an adverb
alpha song from minecraft sounds like sims music
January 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
alpha song from minecraft sounds like sims music
nothing will quench my thirst like that baseball field soda machine that i visited once in 2009
January 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
nothing will quench my thirst like that baseball field soda machine that i visited once in 2009
guys what if the titanic didnt sink? do you think we would still get a movie but this time they just go where they wanted to be and nothing happened? would it be known as the boring car sex movie
January 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
guys what if the titanic didnt sink? do you think we would still get a movie but this time they just go where they wanted to be and nothing happened? would it be known as the boring car sex movie
i must continue to be mentally ill. it is a need, not a want.
January 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i must continue to be mentally ill. it is a need, not a want.
guys
what if birds were real-
dudE that would be so crazy!! good thing theyre just surveillance cameras for the underground organization hellbent on making the entire world gay
what if birds were real-
dudE that would be so crazy!! good thing theyre just surveillance cameras for the underground organization hellbent on making the entire world gay
January 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
guys
what if birds were real-
dudE that would be so crazy!! good thing theyre just surveillance cameras for the underground organization hellbent on making the entire world gay
what if birds were real-
dudE that would be so crazy!! good thing theyre just surveillance cameras for the underground organization hellbent on making the entire world gay
omg... we should... like... swim in a piranha infested lake together... and... maybe kiss? 🥺🥺✨️❤️
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
omg... we should... like... swim in a piranha infested lake together... and... maybe kiss? 🥺🥺✨️❤️
another celebrities life ruined by drugs and alcohol...
January 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
another celebrities life ruined by drugs and alcohol...
damn minecraft updates getting crazy
January 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
damn minecraft updates getting crazy
one time i had a dream them bitches from twilight got SWATed
January 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
one time i had a dream them bitches from twilight got SWATed