Topher Salas
@salaschris89.bsky.social
I cook, I sew, I'm socially awkward, and I love stupid ass humor.
Chicago. 😈🏳️🌈
Chicago. 😈🏳️🌈
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Remade my harness using horse leather and Shell Cordovan from Rocado. Fits and smells amazing! 😈
#leather #leathercraft #leatherfetish #Leatherman #bdsm #fetish #kink #gay
#leather #leathercraft #leatherfetish #Leatherman #bdsm #fetish #kink #gay
August 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Remade my harness using horse leather and Shell Cordovan from Rocado. Fits and smells amazing! 😈
#leather #leathercraft #leatherfetish #Leatherman #bdsm #fetish #kink #gay
#leather #leathercraft #leatherfetish #Leatherman #bdsm #fetish #kink #gay
Finished up a little something in time for the end of. #MarketDays.
#sewing #tailoring #leatherwork #gaypride #gay
#sewing #tailoring #leatherwork #gaypride #gay
August 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Finished up a little something in time for the end of. #MarketDays.
#sewing #tailoring #leatherwork #gaypride #gay
#sewing #tailoring #leatherwork #gaypride #gay
Ḧ̶̙́a̵̦̠͛̂p̸̰͋̀p̶̣͇͊͝ȳ̶̤̼͒ ̷͕͐M̶̹̱̑ȁ̸̻̇r̸̪̄k̵̙̇͜ḛ̴̢̄ẗ̵̛̹͕́ ̴͈̬̇D̸͍̋à̵͖̺̐ỵ̷̱̐s̷̭̄.̶̨̻̔
̶̫͊W̴̛̙̌e̸̥̔̊'̴̩͆v̴̪̈́͑e̶̥̼͛ ̵̝̠̀a̷̟̟͝l̶̞͊w̴̯̼͊a̶̹͠y̷̲͈̅̆s̸̜͍̅ ̴͉̇̈́ͅḅ̵̫̓e̴̡͇̅̀ę̴͇̒͠n̵̢͆ ̴̖̿͌h̵̩͛͂é̸͓̦r̵̢͆͌e̸͐͜.̴̢̎.̶͉̤̋̑.̴̢̪͐̎
#marketdays #Chicago
#̴̡̞̔̈́s̵̢̥͝à̴̲͍f̷͇̖̃ẽ̸̘͊t̶͎̠͘y̵̤̖͆̕i̶̳̯̚n̵̥̾̌n̴̹̰͆̾u̸̠̜̓m̴̢͊̀b̶̗̂̈́e̷͉̋̏r̷̟̈́s̵̮͝
̶̫͊W̴̛̙̌e̸̥̔̊'̴̩͆v̴̪̈́͑e̶̥̼͛ ̵̝̠̀a̷̟̟͝l̶̞͊w̴̯̼͊a̶̹͠y̷̲͈̅̆s̸̜͍̅ ̴͉̇̈́ͅḅ̵̫̓e̴̡͇̅̀ę̴͇̒͠n̵̢͆ ̴̖̿͌h̵̩͛͂é̸͓̦r̵̢͆͌e̸͐͜.̴̢̎.̶͉̤̋̑.̴̢̪͐̎
#marketdays #Chicago
#̴̡̞̔̈́s̵̢̥͝à̴̲͍f̷͇̖̃ẽ̸̘͊t̶͎̠͘y̵̤̖͆̕i̶̳̯̚n̵̥̾̌n̴̹̰͆̾u̸̠̜̓m̴̢͊̀b̶̗̂̈́e̷͉̋̏r̷̟̈́s̵̮͝
August 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ḧ̶̙́a̵̦̠͛̂p̸̰͋̀p̶̣͇͊͝ȳ̶̤̼͒ ̷͕͐M̶̹̱̑ȁ̸̻̇r̸̪̄k̵̙̇͜ḛ̴̢̄ẗ̵̛̹͕́ ̴͈̬̇D̸͍̋à̵͖̺̐ỵ̷̱̐s̷̭̄.̶̨̻̔
̶̫͊W̴̛̙̌e̸̥̔̊'̴̩͆v̴̪̈́͑e̶̥̼͛ ̵̝̠̀a̷̟̟͝l̶̞͊w̴̯̼͊a̶̹͠y̷̲͈̅̆s̸̜͍̅ ̴͉̇̈́ͅḅ̵̫̓e̴̡͇̅̀ę̴͇̒͠n̵̢͆ ̴̖̿͌h̵̩͛͂é̸͓̦r̵̢͆͌e̸͐͜.̴̢̎.̶͉̤̋̑.̴̢̪͐̎
#marketdays #Chicago
#̴̡̞̔̈́s̵̢̥͝à̴̲͍f̷͇̖̃ẽ̸̘͊t̶͎̠͘y̵̤̖͆̕i̶̳̯̚n̵̥̾̌n̴̹̰͆̾u̸̠̜̓m̴̢͊̀b̶̗̂̈́e̷͉̋̏r̷̟̈́s̵̮͝
̶̫͊W̴̛̙̌e̸̥̔̊'̴̩͆v̴̪̈́͑e̶̥̼͛ ̵̝̠̀a̷̟̟͝l̶̞͊w̴̯̼͊a̶̹͠y̷̲͈̅̆s̸̜͍̅ ̴͉̇̈́ͅḅ̵̫̓e̴̡͇̅̀ę̴͇̒͠n̵̢͆ ̴̖̿͌h̵̩͛͂é̸͓̦r̵̢͆͌e̸͐͜.̴̢̎.̶͉̤̋̑.̴̢̪͐̎
#marketdays #Chicago
#̴̡̞̔̈́s̵̢̥͝à̴̲͍f̷͇̖̃ẽ̸̘͊t̶͎̠͘y̵̤̖͆̕i̶̳̯̚n̵̥̾̌n̴̹̰͆̾u̸̠̜̓m̴̢͊̀b̶̗̂̈́e̷͉̋̏r̷̟̈́s̵̮͝
As usual, NOT A DRAG QUEEN!
August 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
As usual, NOT A DRAG QUEEN!
August 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Meet my twins. Wanda and Pietro.
August 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Meet my twins. Wanda and Pietro.
Me: You shouldn't have be here! You did this to yourself!
The mouse that got caught in my glue trap: *squeak squeak*
Me: I don't wanna hear you excuses!
The mouse that got caught in my glue trap: *squeak squeak*
Me: I don't wanna hear you excuses!
July 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me: You shouldn't have be here! You did this to yourself!
The mouse that got caught in my glue trap: *squeak squeak*
Me: I don't wanna hear you excuses!
The mouse that got caught in my glue trap: *squeak squeak*
Me: I don't wanna hear you excuses!
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Regarding the cast for The Legend of Zelda... I'll give it a chance. But if they are still casting, hear me out y'all... @nintendousa.bsky.social
#JenniferCoolidge #thelegendofzelda #zelda #nintendo
#JenniferCoolidge #thelegendofzelda #zelda #nintendo
July 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Regarding the cast for The Legend of Zelda... I'll give it a chance. But if they are still casting, hear me out y'all... @nintendousa.bsky.social
#JenniferCoolidge #thelegendofzelda #zelda #nintendo
#JenniferCoolidge #thelegendofzelda #zelda #nintendo
July 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
June 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
www.out.com/crime/austin...
The wildest thing about this article is that it's making it sound as if his trash ass is going to jail for having sex with a minor.
The ONE, SINGULAR, minor.
The wildest thing about this article is that it's making it sound as if his trash ass is going to jail for having sex with a minor.
The ONE, SINGULAR, minor.
Gay adult performer Austin Wolf pleads guilty to federal charge of enticing a minor for sex
He faces at least 10 years in prison.
www.out.com
June 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
www.out.com/crime/austin...
The wildest thing about this article is that it's making it sound as if his trash ass is going to jail for having sex with a minor.
The ONE, SINGULAR, minor.
The wildest thing about this article is that it's making it sound as if his trash ass is going to jail for having sex with a minor.
The ONE, SINGULAR, minor.
June 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Me, after visiting Texas-
Friend: did you get the stuff?
Me: Yeah. How much do you want?
#whataburger #spicyketchup #texas
Friend: did you get the stuff?
Me: Yeah. How much do you want?
#whataburger #spicyketchup #texas
June 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Me, after visiting Texas-
Friend: did you get the stuff?
Me: Yeah. How much do you want?
#whataburger #spicyketchup #texas
Friend: did you get the stuff?
Me: Yeah. How much do you want?
#whataburger #spicyketchup #texas
June 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is my process. Don't question it.
June 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is my process. Don't question it.
First post on BlueSky! Here's a pot roast I made yesterday.
#potroast #cooking #guyswhocook #foodporn
#potroast #cooking #guyswhocook #foodporn
June 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
First post on BlueSky! Here's a pot roast I made yesterday.
#potroast #cooking #guyswhocook #foodporn
#potroast #cooking #guyswhocook #foodporn