Salari
@salari.bsky.social
I stream every Wednesday at 2pm EDT on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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Salari
@salari.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Why Actually Dying in Games Hurts so Much | Salari
YouTube video by Salari
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I have a new video out (at last), so please go watch it and share this post before YouTube finally destroys my sanity.
▶️ youtu.be/UrJbBd1Gfm8?...
▶️ youtu.be/UrJbBd1Gfm8?...
Help me finish this up, I just need 9 more.
I'm ready to be known
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Help me finish this up, I just need 9 more.
I was playing around in MS Paint and drew a representation of literally every YouTube video essayist thumbnail.
Before you say it, yes, I'm guilty of this too, but I've never had a perm.
Before you say it, yes, I'm guilty of this too, but I've never had a perm.
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I was playing around in MS Paint and drew a representation of literally every YouTube video essayist thumbnail.
Before you say it, yes, I'm guilty of this too, but I've never had a perm.
Before you say it, yes, I'm guilty of this too, but I've never had a perm.
Sign up to Salari+ Premium today, and unlock all kinds of amazing stream extras, like being able to change the colour of my t-shirt using sAlarI, a new proprietary AI assistant. Only $50 per month!
Or just watch the stream, I dunno, whatevs
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Or just watch the stream, I dunno, whatevs
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Sign up to Salari+ Premium today, and unlock all kinds of amazing stream extras, like being able to change the colour of my t-shirt using sAlarI, a new proprietary AI assistant. Only $50 per month!
Or just watch the stream, I dunno, whatevs
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Or just watch the stream, I dunno, whatevs
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Contrary to popular belief, you don't become an adult when you turn 18.
No, you become an adult when you DECIDE to buy napkins.
No, you become an adult when you DECIDE to buy napkins.
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you don't become an adult when you turn 18.
No, you become an adult when you DECIDE to buy napkins.
No, you become an adult when you DECIDE to buy napkins.
I'm playing a sad game, so come along and be sad with me
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I'm playing a sad game, so come along and be sad with me
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
It's been over 2 years since Twitter was rebranded to X
Without a doubt the worst attempt at product rebranding in history, since the majority of people STILL refer to it as Twitter, with no indication that will ever change
Lesson here: Elon Musk is and always will be bad at what he does.
Without a doubt the worst attempt at product rebranding in history, since the majority of people STILL refer to it as Twitter, with no indication that will ever change
Lesson here: Elon Musk is and always will be bad at what he does.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's been over 2 years since Twitter was rebranded to X
Without a doubt the worst attempt at product rebranding in history, since the majority of people STILL refer to it as Twitter, with no indication that will ever change
Lesson here: Elon Musk is and always will be bad at what he does.
Without a doubt the worst attempt at product rebranding in history, since the majority of people STILL refer to it as Twitter, with no indication that will ever change
Lesson here: Elon Musk is and always will be bad at what he does.
Please read "Technofeudalism: What killed capitalism" By @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social
A truly exceptional, beautiful and essential book.
A truly exceptional, beautiful and essential book.
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Please read "Technofeudalism: What killed capitalism" By @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social
A truly exceptional, beautiful and essential book.
A truly exceptional, beautiful and essential book.
Renting a U-haul truck tomorrow and I've had to ask my father-in-law to drive it, because the thought of driving anything bigger than a hatchback makes me feel like I took the training wheels off my bike for the first time.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Renting a U-haul truck tomorrow and I've had to ask my father-in-law to drive it, because the thought of driving anything bigger than a hatchback makes me feel like I took the training wheels off my bike for the first time.
It's the last stream of the year, so join me as I reminisce on 2025, which was certainly a year that happened
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
www.twitch.tv
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's the last stream of the year, so join me as I reminisce on 2025, which was certainly a year that happened
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
There's a special place in hell for people who take FaceTime calls while they're driving.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There's a special place in hell for people who take FaceTime calls while they're driving.
HELP!
twitch.tv/jsalari
twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
🔴Imagine Christmas Wishes Shooting Out your Eyes 🎅
twitch.tv
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
HELP!
twitch.tv/jsalari
twitch.tv/jsalari
Not the beginning of the end, but that's a huge drop-off in sales. Consoles are going UP in price, the cost for full features (PS Plus, Game Pass, etc) is too high, and it's harder to recoup production costs when half a bil is being spent on one game every 5 years.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
US Game Console Sales Crater in Worst November in Two Decades
US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs.
www.bloomberg.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not the beginning of the end, but that's a huge drop-off in sales. Consoles are going UP in price, the cost for full features (PS Plus, Game Pass, etc) is too high, and it's harder to recoup production costs when half a bil is being spent on one game every 5 years.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Reposted by Salari
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
Reposted by Salari
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
oi m8 watch me stream now. its gr8
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
🔴Some more 'Would you Rather...' questions perhaps?
www.twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
oi m8 watch me stream now. its gr8
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
It's December 1st, so pretend I made a very funny joke about Mariah Carey being brought out of storage and leave a like.
a mariah carey merry christmas poster with a woman in a santa suit
ALT: a mariah carey merry christmas poster with a woman in a santa suit
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's December 1st, so pretend I made a very funny joke about Mariah Carey being brought out of storage and leave a like.
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
Reposted by Salari
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
Tired of spending time with your family? Then spend time with me as I control a sentient lighthouse in Keeper
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tired of spending time with your family? Then spend time with me as I control a sentient lighthouse in Keeper
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
My first attempt at making apple pie.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My first attempt at making apple pie.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.