Salari
@salari.bsky.social
I stream every Wednesday at 2pm EDT on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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@salari.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Why Actually Dying in Games Hurts so Much | Salari
YouTube video by Salari
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I have a new video out (at last), so please go watch it and share this post before YouTube finally destroys my sanity.
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I belong in a Renaissance era painting
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I belong in a Renaissance era painting
This was a rock solid joke, you all missed out by not liking it
smdh damn head
smdh damn head
How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend -
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This was a rock solid joke, you all missed out by not liking it
smdh damn head
smdh damn head
How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend -
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend -
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
They absolutely are, they'll pay manufacturers a lot of money for that remote real estate too.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
They absolutely are, they'll pay manufacturers a lot of money for that remote real estate too.
Out of curiosity, when you open a streaming app do you ever use the shortcuts on the remote or do you stick to using the TV's menu?
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Out of curiosity, when you open a streaming app do you ever use the shortcuts on the remote or do you stick to using the TV's menu?
Happy birthday, birthday twin! We also share a birthday with Chad Kroger of Nickelback. Not sure if that's a good thing or not...
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happy birthday, birthday twin! We also share a birthday with Chad Kroger of Nickelback. Not sure if that's a good thing or not...
Look at this perfect cat and weep
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Look at this perfect cat and weep
Alright, starting now. Go, go, go
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alright, starting now. Go, go, go
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's finally happened. I am become catboy, destroyer of libidos.
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
www.twitch.tv
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's finally happened. I am become catboy, destroyer of libidos.
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
That's the one, thank you! But yeah I genuinely forgot. The only other thing I remembered about the movie is that Halle Berry showed her boobs.
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That's the one, thank you! But yeah I genuinely forgot. The only other thing I remembered about the movie is that Halle Berry showed her boobs.
Played #Dispatch by @criticalrole.bsky.social on stream and had a moment I later described as "like that hacking movie Hugh Jackman was in that no one watched".
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Played #Dispatch by @criticalrole.bsky.social on stream and had a moment I later described as "like that hacking movie Hugh Jackman was in that no one watched".
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Hey there, wanna watch the best stream on Twitch?
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
www.twitch.tv
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey there, wanna watch the best stream on Twitch?
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
More horror games for the month of Spoopyween. This time I'm playing Slay the Princess, a game which I absolutely can't explain, so come along
BooOOooOOOoo etc 👻
twitch.tv/jsalari/
BooOOooOOOoo etc 👻
twitch.tv/jsalari/
JSalari - Twitch
🔴 Let's work on my trust issues by talking to a princess... or murder her 👸🏻
twitch.tv
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
More horror games for the month of Spoopyween. This time I'm playing Slay the Princess, a game which I absolutely can't explain, so come along
BooOOooOOOoo etc 👻
twitch.tv/jsalari/
BooOOooOOOoo etc 👻
twitch.tv/jsalari/
"I hope this email finds you well."
It's an email, Sharon, not a message delivered by carrier pigeon.
It's an email, Sharon, not a message delivered by carrier pigeon.
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"I hope this email finds you well."
It's an email, Sharon, not a message delivered by carrier pigeon.
It's an email, Sharon, not a message delivered by carrier pigeon.
Oh my gawd
twitch.tv/jsalari
twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
🔴 Silent Hill ƒ - Teenage Girl Simulator: 1960s Edition. 😱
twitch.tv
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh my gawd
twitch.tv/jsalari
twitch.tv/jsalari
Thankfully we drink the Owyn one. The taste is okay, but like every protein shake it feels like a challenge just to finish it off.
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thankfully we drink the Owyn one. The taste is okay, but like every protein shake it feels like a challenge just to finish it off.
Found out recently that I need to be consuming like, 10x more protein every day.
Made me wonder "is this just life now? Chugging weird tasting protein shakes and eating nothing but nuts for snacks?" Because I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
Oh yeah, I'm streaming 1pm EDT www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Made me wonder "is this just life now? Chugging weird tasting protein shakes and eating nothing but nuts for snacks?" Because I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
Oh yeah, I'm streaming 1pm EDT www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Found out recently that I need to be consuming like, 10x more protein every day.
Made me wonder "is this just life now? Chugging weird tasting protein shakes and eating nothing but nuts for snacks?" Because I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
Oh yeah, I'm streaming 1pm EDT www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Made me wonder "is this just life now? Chugging weird tasting protein shakes and eating nothing but nuts for snacks?" Because I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
Oh yeah, I'm streaming 1pm EDT www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
🔴 Silent Hill ƒ - Things are getting a little... hairy😱
twitch.tv
October 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
JSalari - Twitch
🔴 Silent Hill ƒ Pt. 5 - Everybody Hates Hinako😱
www.twitch.tv
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A second shot at making baguettes, this time with a more traditional recipe, using a poolish for flavour and a couche for proofing.
Way better than the first try, with a crust so crunchy it'll burst your eardrums when you bite into it
Way better than the first try, with a crust so crunchy it'll burst your eardrums when you bite into it
October 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A second shot at making baguettes, this time with a more traditional recipe, using a poolish for flavour and a couche for proofing.
Way better than the first try, with a crust so crunchy it'll burst your eardrums when you bite into it
Way better than the first try, with a crust so crunchy it'll burst your eardrums when you bite into it
If you'd like to improve your day by at least 34%, then watch my stream. I'm playing Silent Hill f again, since it's now spoopy month.
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
October 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If you'd like to improve your day by at least 34%, then watch my stream. I'm playing Silent Hill f again, since it's now spoopy month.
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
I tried my hand at making baguettes for the first time. Turned out rather well 🥖
September 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I tried my hand at making baguettes for the first time. Turned out rather well 🥖