Joe the Saint
saintjoseph.bsky.social
Joe the Saint
@saintjoseph.bsky.social
1 dog, 1 hedgehog, married (ENM), aspiring himbo
Gym friend: you feeling good today? You haven’t said the thing once

The thing: “yeahboi” after a heavy set
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Random little kid when his bean and cheese tacos come to the table
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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"aren't you being a little mean? it's just some ai."

No. We can be meaner. Harsher. More demonic. More diabolical. Humiliate harder. Throw alley-oops and dunk on their pathetic attempts to masquerade as a creative person.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Need to throw together a Dionysus costume for a thing

Congrats Bluesky you’re my notes app
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
2009 Joe
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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watch andor
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
SHINY MATH ROCK

Is it edible
Finally cast this core! I cannot wait to get it finished up!
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Ahead of a big freeze, Ted Cruz is on an airplane. Texans should prepare accordingly
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
January 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
2016 Joe would not have used this as a chapstick holder
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Me: 40lbs is too easy, do 45lbs
Jess: your mom is too easy 😏😏
Me: yes, that’s why I exist
Jess: 🙃🙃🙃 Joseph.
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Maybe we take up archery as a hobby. It’s a solid fun time
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Every once in a while I think about the time I traded my soul to a kid for a snickers bar in middle school.
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Cosplayers - where do you get your wigs that isn't Arda or Epic? Neither of them have what I need so I'm looking for other recommendations.

I know I could just get something *close* and then dye and style it myself but I am really trying to avoid adding more work to my plate as much as possible.
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Me in gym:
>Hits rep goal
>Some in the tank, do one more
>Can’t end on an odd number, number one more

And that’s the story of neurodivergent progressive overload
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
2016 vs today. Same nerd, hair just moved south
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The grape robitussin enjoyers would love this flavor
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Jess’s eyelash appt ended sooner than expected. I had to leave gym to go pick her up. She feels like an inconvenience, even though I don’t mind.

Jess: I feel bad
Me: why feel bad when you can feel tiddies?

And that’s the vibe for 2026. Why feel bad when you can feel tiddies.
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Them: Joe, you better not be a fancy Oinkalogne going into 2026.
Me:
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Casually downloading fable 2
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM