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saima
@saimaferdows.bsky.social
producer, director, comedian
It's important that people here know that I do good, solid work elsewhere. here is a list of my greatest journalistic achievements on substack:

1. we went to starlight express and all we got was the BEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES ( @joznorris.bsky.social agrees)
zoepaskett.substack.com/p/maybe-star...
Maybe Starlight Express was the friends we made along the way
…or was it, as my friend Joz said, just ‘Cats, with trains’?
zoepaskett.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
same
I think my bluesky personality is going to be bragging about how I left Twitter a year before all you losers
November 15, 2024 at 10:55 AM
tempted to make a good comedians starter pack for the drama
November 15, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Reposted by saima
this site is still missing some integral functions that Twitter has, such as:

- adverts for crypto every other post
- consistent likes on posts from 5 years ago by pornbots
- a way for the biggest misogynists in the world to have their comments amplified for only $8
November 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
when I joined bluesky I didn't stop to think how cringe it is building your following back up
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Reposted by saima
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I like to keep men in their place, the archive section of whatsapp
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 AM
the only reason im here
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
November 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
i can't explain it but agadoo is the lilt of songs
November 14, 2024 at 9:52 PM