Innocent Civilian
@sagittarianexec.bsky.social
Archer, Team Rocket Executive. Team Rocket will rise again.
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𝔾ɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴɪ'ꜱ ℝɪɢʜᴛ-ℍᴀɴᴅ 𝕄ᴀɴ
→ Post HG/SS based portrayal
→ Adult mun
→ Possible mature themes (drugs, violence, etc)
#PKMNRP
→ Post HG/SS based portrayal
→ Adult mun
→ Possible mature themes (drugs, violence, etc)
#PKMNRP
Please disregard the quoted pinned. This character is a law-abiding citizen with no connection to Team Rocket at all. Thank you.
[(Temporary "What if Archer never joined Team Rocket" event.)]
[(Temporary "What if Archer never joined Team Rocket" event.)]
[Archer this and Archer that. He has no idea that so many people are talking about him, because that's not his name at the moment.]
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
[Archer this and Archer that. He has no idea that so many people are talking about him, because that's not his name at the moment.]
[He takes a puff, and exhales like it's a lifeline.]
Thank you. I needed that.
Thank you. I needed that.
[ Pulls out and holds the lighter for him, flicking it so it can ignite the tip of his cigarette for him. ]
[Takes a cig and holds it out for Morty to light for him.]
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
[He takes a puff, and exhales like it's a lifeline.]
Thank you. I needed that.
Thank you. I needed that.
[He doesn't look impressed.]
Well then. If you'll excuse me.
Well then. If you'll excuse me.
"I must have."
He shrugged lightly to him.
He shrugged lightly to him.
[Eyebrow raise. Normally the red hair and family resemblance would have him suspicious, but today it means absolutely nothing to him.]
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
January 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
[He doesn't look impressed.]
Well then. If you'll excuse me.
Well then. If you'll excuse me.
[Eyebrow raise. Normally the red hair and family resemblance would have him suspicious, but today it means absolutely nothing to him.]
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
He smirks some, a smirk like Gio's own, while he touched the side of his own nose.
I have no idea what you mean by that.
[He's not wearing a Rocket uniform currently-- just a crisp grey suit.]
[He's not wearing a Rocket uniform currently-- just a crisp grey suit.]
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
[Eyebrow raise. Normally the red hair and family resemblance would have him suspicious, but today it means absolutely nothing to him.]
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
[Takes a cig and holds it out for Morty to light for him.]
I am. You're welcome to one.
...well, if you're offering.
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
[Takes a cig and holds it out for Morty to light for him.]
...well, if you're offering.
I got a couple of those, if ya need one. And a lighter too.
Cigarettes.
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
...well, if you're offering.
I have no idea what you mean by that.
[He's not wearing a Rocket uniform currently-- just a crisp grey suit.]
[He's not wearing a Rocket uniform currently-- just a crisp grey suit.]
"Well you are in a way an idiot... then again most who wear that uniform are."
Garnett you were wearing it till recently...
Garnett you were wearing it till recently...
No, I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to solve problems.
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I have no idea what you mean by that.
[He's not wearing a Rocket uniform currently-- just a crisp grey suit.]
[He's not wearing a Rocket uniform currently-- just a crisp grey suit.]
Cigarettes.
If I was actually narrating it, I would say "And the poor blue haired man continues having the worst day of his life. What awaits our pretty protagonist next?"
I'm just making an observation right now. What were you trying to get that declined?
I'm just making an observation right now. What were you trying to get that declined?
Thank you for your thoughtful narration of my suffering.
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Cigarettes.
No, I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to solve problems.
"Geeze, did you call about it?"
...and now my credit card declined. Wonderful.
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
No, I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to solve problems.
Thank you for your thoughtful narration of my suffering.
Sounds like someone is just having the shittiest day imaginable right now.
...and now my credit card declined. Wonderful.
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Thank you for your thoughtful narration of my suffering.
...and now my credit card declined. Wonderful.
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
...and now my credit card declined. Wonderful.
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My doorman claimed not to know me and I had to spend my night in a shitty internet cafe. What the hell is going on here??
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My doorman claimed not to know me and I had to spend my night in a shitty internet cafe. What the hell is going on here??
[Sucks to be you, Mr Criminal. Bye.]
Thanks...
[The thanks was hissed out in an agitated tone.
Proton was clearly not happy about this, joke or otherwise.]
[The thanks was hissed out in an agitated tone.
Proton was clearly not happy about this, joke or otherwise.]
Good luck with that.
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM
[Sucks to be you, Mr Criminal. Bye.]
The police need to do something about all these criminals. Do we pay taxes for nothing?
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The police need to do something about all these criminals. Do we pay taxes for nothing?
Good luck with that.
Oh no...
The boss is going to blame this on me somehow...
The boss is going to blame this on me somehow...
[Well, whatever is going on, his deadpan 'I'm not joking' face is the same.]
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Good luck with that.
[Well, whatever is going on, his deadpan 'I'm not joking' face is the same.]
... Uh...
Little early for April fool's, don't you think?
[Squinting.]
Or... are you being serious?
Little early for April fool's, don't you think?
[Squinting.]
Or... are you being serious?
I have no idea what you mean by 'us', but I assure you, my family is very much intact.
[Looks Proton up and down.]
And none are in jail, either.
[Looks Proton up and down.]
And none are in jail, either.
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
[Well, whatever is going on, his deadpan 'I'm not joking' face is the same.]
Please disregard the quoted pinned. This character is a law-abiding citizen with no connection to Team Rocket at all. Thank you.
[(Temporary "What if Archer never joined Team Rocket" event.)]
[(Temporary "What if Archer never joined Team Rocket" event.)]
𝔾ɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴɪ'ꜱ ℝɪɢʜᴛ-ℍᴀɴᴅ 𝕄ᴀɴ
→ Post HG/SS based portrayal
→ Adult mun
→ Possible mature themes (drugs, violence, etc)
#PKMNRP
→ Post HG/SS based portrayal
→ Adult mun
→ Possible mature themes (drugs, violence, etc)
#PKMNRP
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Please disregard the quoted pinned. This character is a law-abiding citizen with no connection to Team Rocket at all. Thank you.
[(Temporary "What if Archer never joined Team Rocket" event.)]
[(Temporary "What if Archer never joined Team Rocket" event.)]
I have no idea what you mean by 'us', but I assure you, my family is very much intact.
[Looks Proton up and down.]
And none are in jail, either.
[Looks Proton up and down.]
And none are in jail, either.
Mean's I'm surprised? Didn't think any of us did.
Yes? What is that supposed to mean?
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I have no idea what you mean by 'us', but I assure you, my family is very much intact.
[Looks Proton up and down.]
And none are in jail, either.
[Looks Proton up and down.]
And none are in jail, either.
Yes? What is that supposed to mean?
You still got family?
If I had my way, I'd spend the whole week of New Years alone at home relaxing. Unfortunately, family has other ideas.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Yes? What is that supposed to mean?
If I had my way, I'd spend the whole week of New Years alone at home relaxing. Unfortunately, family has other ideas.
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
If I had my way, I'd spend the whole week of New Years alone at home relaxing. Unfortunately, family has other ideas.
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That's just the weight of the world
We do what we must to get by
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That's just the weight of the world
We do what we must to get by
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March 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🥀
That's just the weight of the world
We do what we must to get by
🥀
That's just the weight of the world
We do what we must to get by
🥀
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𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩!
𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭!
𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
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𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭!
𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
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December 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩!
𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭!
𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
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𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭!
𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
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