mike
@safioles.bsky.social
senior procedural technical artist @ that's no moon
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if your product comes in a cardboard box with a perforated "open" tab that you're supposed to press in, but it doesn't break along the perforation and just smooshes the whole box, you should be sent directly to jail
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
if your product comes in a cardboard box with a perforated "open" tab that you're supposed to press in, but it doesn't break along the perforation and just smooshes the whole box, you should be sent directly to jail
home insurance in Lumiose must be insane, i am regularly Heavy Slam-ing my 550kg brick shithouse directly onto buildings
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
home insurance in Lumiose must be insane, i am regularly Heavy Slam-ing my 550kg brick shithouse directly onto buildings
getting my wisdom teeth removed next week. or, as my wife put it, "getting your mouth obliterated on Thursday"
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
getting my wisdom teeth removed next week. or, as my wife put it, "getting your mouth obliterated on Thursday"
my cat's always so relaxed, snoozing around the house. i need to increase his screen time
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my cat's always so relaxed, snoozing around the house. i need to increase his screen time
sneaking up on trainers in Z-A feels so incredibly dirty. hiding behind some crates in a back alley waiting to bullet punch your little guy into 1,000 pieces seems like the least sportsmanlike way you can possibly battle pokemon.
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sneaking up on trainers in Z-A feels so incredibly dirty. hiding behind some crates in a back alley waiting to bullet punch your little guy into 1,000 pieces seems like the least sportsmanlike way you can possibly battle pokemon.
i think aliens do exist but when they scanned our planet and saw we invented linkedin they turned around and left
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i think aliens do exist but when they scanned our planet and saw we invented linkedin they turned around and left
considered starting some personal work but there wouldn't be a little xp bar that slowly fills up so really what's the point
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
considered starting some personal work but there wouldn't be a little xp bar that slowly fills up so really what's the point
marketing the raw materials on electronics is so funny to me. "aerospace grade aluminum", oh, did you run out of phone aluminum? that's too bad you had to use the airplane shit
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
marketing the raw materials on electronics is so funny to me. "aerospace grade aluminum", oh, did you run out of phone aluminum? that's too bad you had to use the airplane shit
if i click thunderbolt and you swap to a ground type that's fraud and you'll be hearing from my lawyer
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
if i click thunderbolt and you swap to a ground type that's fraud and you'll be hearing from my lawyer
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Yves Engler released his platform today and it is actually incredibly good. If you're Canadian I highly encourage you to read it and be astounded by page after page of banger policies. Here's a few favourites.
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yves Engler released his platform today and it is actually incredibly good. If you're Canadian I highly encourage you to read it and be astounded by page after page of banger policies. Here's a few favourites.
you used to turn on a popup blocker and find peace but now every website is designed to be as annoying as possible. here's a university exam on cookies and some floating video ads, do you want to sign up? hi, I'm a chat bot!! I'm just here for the recipe leave me alone for the love of god please
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
you used to turn on a popup blocker and find peace but now every website is designed to be as annoying as possible. here's a university exam on cookies and some floating video ads, do you want to sign up? hi, I'm a chat bot!! I'm just here for the recipe leave me alone for the love of god please
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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
would be really cool if search engines let you set up domain block lists
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
would be really cool if search engines let you set up domain block lists
a luxury ball makes your pokemon gain friendship more quickly. this suggests that the material conditions of a ball matter to the pokemon inside of it. i propose a ball that sucks shit to be inside of that i can catch annoying pokemon with
August 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
a luxury ball makes your pokemon gain friendship more quickly. this suggests that the material conditions of a ball matter to the pokemon inside of it. i propose a ball that sucks shit to be inside of that i can catch annoying pokemon with
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If you love uplifting environment art by way of shaders, collaborating w/ other departments, being the glue between tech/rendering & art, than apply to our Senior Shader TD position!
You’ll also be jamming w/ our small but mighty material team!
thatsnomoon.com/careers/5627...
You’ll also be jamming w/ our small but mighty material team!
thatsnomoon.com/careers/5627...
| That's No Moon
The official website of That's No Moon, a new independent AAA game development studio founded by award-winning industry veterans.
thatsnomoon.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If you love uplifting environment art by way of shaders, collaborating w/ other departments, being the glue between tech/rendering & art, than apply to our Senior Shader TD position!
You’ll also be jamming w/ our small but mighty material team!
thatsnomoon.com/careers/5627...
You’ll also be jamming w/ our small but mighty material team!
thatsnomoon.com/careers/5627...
we need to start binding caps lock to things in games. what if it could turn on and off your flashlight, or make your character yell all their dialogue in every cutscene
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
we need to start binding caps lock to things in games. what if it could turn on and off your flashlight, or make your character yell all their dialogue in every cutscene
sifting through 14 different AI buzzword features on motherboards makes me want to just not buy hardware ever again
August 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sifting through 14 different AI buzzword features on motherboards makes me want to just not buy hardware ever again
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Most people's imagination for "true evil" stops far short of what the US and the EU allow Israel to do to the Palestinians every day.
July 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Most people's imagination for "true evil" stops far short of what the US and the EU allow Israel to do to the Palestinians every day.
every time i open someone else's houdini work i learn a cool new trick that makes me go "wow i really have no idea how to use this software, do i?"
July 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
every time i open someone else's houdini work i learn a cool new trick that makes me go "wow i really have no idea how to use this software, do i?"
Reposted by mike
📖That's No Moon Storytellers | Fueled by a love of the games he played growing up and DIY determination, Senior Material Artist Chris Vasquez now weaves the digital fabric of the in-game objects and spaces players will see throughout our debut game.
July 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
📖That's No Moon Storytellers | Fueled by a love of the games he played growing up and DIY determination, Senior Material Artist Chris Vasquez now weaves the digital fabric of the in-game objects and spaces players will see throughout our debut game.
Reposted by mike
We only have a few openings at That's No Moon, and this feels like such an insignificant gesture in the tremendous amount of loss millions of people are experiencing right now- if you'd like to apply to come work with us, please feel free to ask any questions in my DMs.
thatsnomoon.com/careers
thatsnomoon.com/careers
Careers | That's No Moon
The official website of That's No Moon, a new independent AAA game development studio founded by award-winning industry veterans.
thatsnomoon.com
July 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
We only have a few openings at That's No Moon, and this feels like such an insignificant gesture in the tremendous amount of loss millions of people are experiencing right now- if you'd like to apply to come work with us, please feel free to ask any questions in my DMs.
thatsnomoon.com/careers
thatsnomoon.com/careers
crazy that they made water good for you and beer bad for you. this is bad game design imho
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
crazy that they made water good for you and beer bad for you. this is bad game design imho
was feeling a little too relaxed this evening so I opened up the "holocene extinction" wikipedia page and now I feel like shit again 👍 hell yeah
June 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
was feeling a little too relaxed this evening so I opened up the "holocene extinction" wikipedia page and now I feel like shit again 👍 hell yeah
""web results!!"", im sorry mr windows start menu, the only webs you're gonna see are cobwebs after i unplug you for the rest of eternity. now give me the setting i typed in the exact name of
June 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
""web results!!"", im sorry mr windows start menu, the only webs you're gonna see are cobwebs after i unplug you for the rest of eternity. now give me the setting i typed in the exact name of
