Hegseth should try blaming it on the 100 corporations responsible for climate change.

No better twin sister than this one

memetic desire rules everything around me

Trump Derangement Syndrome but it's just Trump and he's deranged.

Liberals, when faced with the choice of rising home values but fascism, regretfully concede fascism is the only way forward. Think of the property values, how are we to live?

Senility feels increasingly like the only way to make sense of Trump's decisions and behavior.

Causing a recession is a weird choice. It only weakens him.

If by some bizarre magic the tariffs "work" it's on a timeline of decades and he's never been that kind of, uh... Thinker.

Selection pressures drove humans out of our animal-ness and into a fiction (of our own design) that we are somehow more than animals. That fiction is the world's biggest religion and it's destroying the planet.

I dunno man, I just love the bus.

It’s 2007 me, at least two full social media ages ago. Just look at that youthful glow!

Every parking lot is a policy failure

Me, gesturing to the empty window seat: long time since I've been on a plane this big
Man 1, aisle seat: I got nine kids
Man 2, center seat: Well I got 13 dogs
Man 1: Well I got 7 dogs and 4 cats
Man 2: My cats are chicken killers er we'd have cats
Man 1: I need two more dogs
Me, sweating: ...

Backlash loading innit

Elon's approach to the business of making things is to crash them over and over and then fix what broke. He thinks anything, including a country, can be improved this way.

We're about to find out that countries are not businesses.

Bedazzled jeans on the banality of

Bike lights should be lockable to your bike. Doesn't need to be unbreakable, just strong enough to impede opportunistic theft.

Let's try a photo!

Real

Twitter, but snappier, tighter, and less twitter-y.