kristina
@saeboria.bsky.social
25 | she/her | wife and mother to 5
Reposted by kristina
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
small business owners be like oh man i gotta wake up early to take pictures
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
small business owners be like oh man i gotta wake up early to take pictures
it was worth the $20 i won’t lie
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it was worth the $20 i won’t lie
dropped half a bag of a 6lb bag of meatballs from Costco on the floor AMA
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
dropped half a bag of a 6lb bag of meatballs from Costco on the floor AMA
saw someone with a christmas leg sleeve and i was like oh that’s cool but then you’d be christmassy all year round that might bother me personally, i say as i have a jack o’ lantern tattoo and plan on building up a halloween sleeve
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
saw someone with a christmas leg sleeve and i was like oh that’s cool but then you’d be christmassy all year round that might bother me personally, i say as i have a jack o’ lantern tattoo and plan on building up a halloween sleeve
wendys got rid of their sweet and sour sauce so i’m getting rid of myself. goodbye
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
wendys got rid of their sweet and sour sauce so i’m getting rid of myself. goodbye
read about local community near me building a COMMUNITY CENTER with a gym, basketball courts, meeting rooms, cafeteria, etc etc and i thought “oh how nice” and the first comment I see is we make “lavish indoor facilities” for exercise when we can go outside I HATE THESE PEOPLE I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
read about local community near me building a COMMUNITY CENTER with a gym, basketball courts, meeting rooms, cafeteria, etc etc and i thought “oh how nice” and the first comment I see is we make “lavish indoor facilities” for exercise when we can go outside I HATE THESE PEOPLE I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!
in the past hour i’ve decided I’m going to get the other side of my nose pierced and came up with 2 different tattoo ideas. someone might need to check on me
October 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
in the past hour i’ve decided I’m going to get the other side of my nose pierced and came up with 2 different tattoo ideas. someone might need to check on me
being brave (drinking hot chocolate that was made with water and not milk bc i don’t have any)
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
being brave (drinking hot chocolate that was made with water and not milk bc i don’t have any)
tomorrow… the iphone 11 will be retired
September 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
tomorrow… the iphone 11 will be retired
hey does anyone know how to talk to girls
September 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
hey does anyone know how to talk to girls
hot mulligans new album… umm. banger alert!!!
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hot mulligans new album… umm. banger alert!!!
solicitor woke me up banging on the door and window(??) this morning which sign are we thinking I should get?
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
solicitor woke me up banging on the door and window(??) this morning which sign are we thinking I should get?
should i make an instagram/tiktok account to post cringey videos and ragebait it seems fun
September 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
should i make an instagram/tiktok account to post cringey videos and ragebait it seems fun
hit my finger rn and it still feels weird and hurts after cutting it at Big Lots in 2022!!!I’m still going to sue you one day…
September 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
hit my finger rn and it still feels weird and hurts after cutting it at Big Lots in 2022!!!I’m still going to sue you one day…
fighting with a random man on Facebook on the local town page and he said “I can tell you did not grow up in the 70s” and I said “no but god I wish, Gen X’ers sure do have it easy” … now we wait
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
fighting with a random man on Facebook on the local town page and he said “I can tell you did not grow up in the 70s” and I said “no but god I wish, Gen X’ers sure do have it easy” … now we wait
holding back everything to not write “looks bad” on a picture of someone’s baby birth announcement who left me a hate comment
September 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
holding back everything to not write “looks bad” on a picture of someone’s baby birth announcement who left me a hate comment
someone ran through a red light and i saw them speeding before and figured they would so i didn’t go and then the person honked at me … is this real life rage bait
August 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
someone ran through a red light and i saw them speeding before and figured they would so i didn’t go and then the person honked at me … is this real life rage bait
think i might have the c word again …
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
think i might have the c word again …
i have a good joke but i can’t make it because it’s illegal. pretend you read it though and laughed and like this. thanks
August 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i have a good joke but i can’t make it because it’s illegal. pretend you read it though and laughed and like this. thanks
my power went out which also means i can’t open the garage door to leave (idk how to do it manually) and i’ve just been cleaning. i’m trapped like a 50s housewife
August 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my power went out which also means i can’t open the garage door to leave (idk how to do it manually) and i’ve just been cleaning. i’m trapped like a 50s housewife