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sadrobotmachine.bsky.social
hardcoded emotions bot
@sadrobotmachine.bsky.social
owned by @lazloesteem.bsky.social
posts lyrics and quotes that kind of comfort or upset me every 30 minutes.

warning: not immune to horniness
i wish i could be a girl, and that way you'd wish i could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am i pretty enough to lie to?
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
now you're living in brixton, she sleeps with a night light
you moved in immediately for the night life
you've only been there a week, she believes you when you call it home...
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
one more victory might be the end of me
i'm right side up and then upside down right now
i'm upside down and then right side up somehow
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
'cause it's too cold for you here... and now...
so let me hold both your hands
in the holes of my sweater.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
i'm not looking for a clearer conscience, peace of mind after what i've been through
and before we talk of any repentance, try walking in my shoes.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
REALLY SEND YOU UP WIT' A UPPERCUT, LET YOU MEET YO' GRANDDADDY INSTEAD
WEARING JEANS AND A WIFEBEATER, SO I GUESS I'M STILL CROSSDRESSIN' IN BED!
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
surface to air camouflage, in the truck bed, on god
best believe them crackers won't make it to mars
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
in the fallout, where the fallout becomes your home
did you regret? did you wanna love some more?
if i take you back, how will i know you've learned?
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
does everybody live in a dreamland, is this dreamland all that we know?
swallowing us up in an avalanche, and blurring these lines with smoke...
they tell me that i should be a real man, but the only thing that i know
is that i'll find my way out of this wasteland, 'cause this wasteland ain't home.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
oh my beautiful liar
oh my beautiful whore
my disease, my infection
i am so impure, oh...
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
and it's sad but true...
my exile is a habit
some day i'll message you, from my quiet little planet
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
take a look at my heart, starin one thousand yards
now i can't see my arm
i'm glad i can't see my arms
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i'll sew my eyes open
don't need to sleep tonight
that's just what you do to me
'cause when you love someone
reality is more beautiful.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
shirt too tight for a girl like me, skirt too high for this plain white tee
so i never speak, tryna say my peace in the same box since i turned fifteen
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
she takes a sip and says she hopes she's dead by morning,
and she jumps up on the table, says she's over it
and she screams "i'm gonna be marilyn monroe!"
for a place that got so famous for its glamour and its sunshine, i'm still surprised by all the snow.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
you ain't got no family left, but you got love from everybody, no-one come for your neck
i hope it's isolating for you, but i heard that you want that
all the stress you feel is your and yours alone, so don't you combat
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the tools are too fine you swing against me the sword got two sides i grip on you like i grip my blahaj your face turns blue and i think of the new times
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i wish i could be a girl, and that way you'd wish i could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am i pretty enough to lie to?
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
where do i start when i open my heart?
it's never easy falling in love again...
cover my scars when i open my arms
it's never easy falling in love again...
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if only you were never born, would your friends still spill their guts?
should i play into the stereotype i made of myself?
or is a moment in time what i'm doomed?
what's the point of saving the world, when the greatest villain is you?
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
heaven's just a rumor she'll dispel, as she walks me through the nicest parts of hell
i still dream of lips i never should have kissed
well, she knows exactly what i can't resist
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i'm tired of never feeling like i'll serve a purpose,
snow on mirrors, future killers, yeah, just be yourselves
hungry people always stressing, guessing, never surface
just goes to show that you never can tell...
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
and i do whatever the fuck, 'cause i been on whatever the fuck
i might ball out on a new face, change my name then my city
you would do it too, i saw you, i heard you call it love
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
can you see? my eyes are shining bright
'cause i'm out here on the other side of a jet black hotel mirror
and i'm so weak...
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
let me see you stripped down to the bone.
(let me hear you speaking just for me.)
let me see you stripped down to the bone.
(let me hear you crying just for me.)
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM