sad machine
@sadmachine2.bsky.social
uhm was i supposed to put an introduction here fuck
so uhh im also known as alcyone, im a guy and idk wtf imma put here
so uhh im also known as alcyone, im a guy and idk wtf imma put here
yo its gonna be 2006 in a day
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
yo its gonna be 2006 in a day
bsky is boring as fuck nowadays, when will twitter fuck up again
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
bsky is boring as fuck nowadays, when will twitter fuck up again
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least novel or timely observation of all time but it’s absolute insane that my 61 year old mother, who just earlier this year said “i’ve never heard this song before” when “in da club” played on the radio, is thrilled to see snoop dogg on television bc “he’s such a cutie”
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
least novel or timely observation of all time but it’s absolute insane that my 61 year old mother, who just earlier this year said “i’ve never heard this song before” when “in da club” played on the radio, is thrilled to see snoop dogg on television bc “he’s such a cutie”
snoop dogg stopped being cool after like 2007 idk y ppl r even surprised
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
snoop dogg stopped being cool after like 2007 idk y ppl r even surprised
youtu.be/zYPub-mlVKA?... cro what the fuck
we are charlie kirk (hyperpop remix)
YouTube video by sping tap
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
youtu.be/zYPub-mlVKA?... cro what the fuck
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oh shit marry christmas happy holidays go kiss some fags or whatever
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
oh shit marry christmas happy holidays go kiss some fags or whatever
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funny how almost nobody remembers this website until twitter does some dumb shit lmao
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
funny how almost nobody remembers this website until twitter does some dumb shit lmao
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I was a deeply cool kid, I lived on the edge. I played my Wii uncircumcised and without the wrist strap. Televisions hated to see me coming.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was a deeply cool kid, I lived on the edge. I played my Wii uncircumcised and without the wrist strap. Televisions hated to see me coming.
class of 09 flipside is such a fuckin failure
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
class of 09 flipside is such a fuckin failure
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jfk is short for jerk for kirk which WE are doing jan 6th
December 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
jfk is short for jerk for kirk which WE are doing jan 6th
sorry for infrequent and boring posts nowadays, im genuinely feeling like crap these days despite on vacation (im talking to a wall atp)
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
sorry for infrequent and boring posts nowadays, im genuinely feeling like crap these days despite on vacation (im talking to a wall atp)
i kinda dunno what to post here now
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i kinda dunno what to post here now
jet lag fuckin sucks
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
jet lag fuckin sucks
making a gym playlist im so masculine (privated now)
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
making a gym playlist im so masculine (privated now)
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How it feels to find a music artist or band without allegations
June 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How it feels to find a music artist or band without allegations
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wth since when did r34 exist since the fuckin french revolution
(fyp finds 2)
(fyp finds 2)
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
wth since when did r34 exist since the fuckin french revolution
(fyp finds 2)
(fyp finds 2)
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“would you suck a random strangers dick for 1 million dollars?”
“hey, it’s about the journey, not the destination”
“hey, it’s about the journey, not the destination”
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“would you suck a random strangers dick for 1 million dollars?”
“hey, it’s about the journey, not the destination”
“hey, it’s about the journey, not the destination”
im so fucked gng why is this in my fyp ✌️
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
im so fucked gng why is this in my fyp ✌️
i will always think there should be a "hyperdubstep" or "hyperdub" kinda like hyperpop with pop
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i will always think there should be a "hyperdubstep" or "hyperdub" kinda like hyperpop with pop
remembered my pass
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
remembered my pass
27 days since last post
i fell off so bad
i fell off so bad
August 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
27 days since last post
i fell off so bad
i fell off so bad
apparently im dumb as shit :3
i cant install mac os x on qemu nor vbox ;-;
i cant install mac os x on qemu nor vbox ;-;
July 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
apparently im dumb as shit :3
i cant install mac os x on qemu nor vbox ;-;
i cant install mac os x on qemu nor vbox ;-;
almost forgot abt this account again
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
almost forgot abt this account again