Drunk guy: Mine is Wile E. Coyote. Because he was a good wolf. You know? A good wolf…
Me: I think he was a coyote.
DG: …a good wolf. And that roadrunner was a DICK.
Drunk guy: Mine is Wile E. Coyote. Because he was a good wolf. You know? A good wolf…
Me: I think he was a coyote.
DG: …a good wolf. And that roadrunner was a DICK.