Zeb - Sacred Mischief
sacredmischief.bsky.social
Zeb - Sacred Mischief
@sacredmischief.bsky.social
An emcee and troublemaker for our trickster-punk gods.
The first major model of ministry for me was the priest in Les Mis.

You stole from the church, ok. Let me feed you and give you the best silver that we have: clearly you need it.

The only true way to steal from the church is hoarding wealth and not sharing with those in need.
March 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Fasting I Have Chosen
To Break The Chains of Oppression
To Set The Oppressed Free
-Isaiah 58:6

Ashes From The Palms of Revolution
To Kindle The Flames of Resistance
A Virtual Ash Wednesday Service
March 5th @ 830 Eastern
Bring ashes, or something to mark your forehead
And message me for a link.
March 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I wish I had my copy of Sabbath as Resistance for boycott day reading.

What if people of faith embraced a weekly Sabbath day? A day of rest without work or spending. A day to remember that the world and its inhabitants aren't resources to be exploited, but gifts to marvel, appreciate, and nurture.
February 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If there isn't a giant Palm Sunday March on nationalist churches and table flipping extravaganza this year, what are we even doing as Christians?
February 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Jesus asked Peter, Do you love me?
Peter said, of course I do.
So Jesus said, then feed my flock.

Want to show love on Valentine's Day, feed and care for your community. There is no love like the love of mutual aid.
February 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So the Gulf of Mexico gets citizenship status and becomes the Gulf of America.

For every drop of water in the Gulf, we should offer citizenship to a refugee.
February 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Red, White, and Blueland.
The Gulf of America.
Make Canada the 51st state.
Buy Gaza.

Clearly the goal is not to make life better for residents of the USA. It is for Trump to build an empire of his vanity. Cause none of this makes eggs cheaper.
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The founding fathers looking at Trump's America:

Hold my tea, bro.

Nah man, throw that shit in the bay.
February 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Flying a Free Gaza and Free Sudan flag during the Super Bowl Halftime Show is the height of Sacred Mischief.

I love a tactic that demands attention, causes a disruption, and confounds law enforcement because no laws were broken.

Dissent is our sacred duty.
February 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Canada breaks treaties and violates First Nation sovereignty to exploit natural resources the international community is largely silent.

When the USA threatens to violate Canadian sovereignty it is international news.

We can't only fight against empire when it threatens white people.
February 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I didn't watch the super bowl but it sounds like I need to catch the half time show.

Mad props to the person who unfurled the Sudan and Gaza flag, I hope the police release them soon.
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Why are we boycotting the Superb Owl? Is it because we can't touch his beak?

The Owl has the right to decide who touches the beak.
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A warning for Evangelicals, Hitler allied with the German nationalist churches up until he secured power. Once he didn't need them anymore, he dropped them.

When the power grab is based on excluding and demonizing everyone, sooner or later, we'll all be discarded and then targeted.
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Trump wants to create a task force to end anti-Christian bias
To end bias against Christians, the entire administration should resign, confess their crimes + the ways they have oppressed others, turn over their assets to support those they've harmed, and accept whatever punishment the courts decree.
February 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It is the double standard that bothers me. An immigrant changed Twitter's gender to X and got full control of the government and had now made the entire rest of the immigrant and trans + nonbinary community live in fear.
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We need a concentrated effort to refer to Elon as President Musk and for all media to stop covering Trump and seeking comment from Musk instead.

We need Trump feeling mad and threatened by Musk so they turn on each other. Jealousy is the key.

It's not petty because it is true.
February 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm just a Friar Tuck in search of Robin Hood and those merry miscreants.
January 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Spirit of Mischief,
Give us the courage to smash their walls.
Fill our hearts with your fire that our love may melt ICE.
Help our every deed echo those eternal words
To welcome the foriegner and set the captive free.
Amen.

www.sacredmischief.com/blog/melt-ice
Melt ICE — Sacred Mischief
These ICE raids are absolutely chilling. I know it's so easy to slip into rules and following law and order. But the disruptive power, the fear, the devastation of deportation, being forced to live a ...
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January 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The enticing sin of empathy. Thank you Christian Nationalism for turning one of my few remaining virtues into something salacious.

Come sin with me, let's empathize with the oppressed and care for one another like the heathens we are.
January 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Since he has no respect for the rule of law or the Constitution, where is the executive order lowering the price of eggs?

This man does whatever the hell he wants and he clearly doesn't want to lower prices.

He lied to you about eggs.

I give you permission to take that shit personally.
January 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I pray for the day when queer folks and immigrants aren't a people in need of a begrudging mercy, but held as beloved siblings with the same dignity and rights as everyone else.

I pray for the day when the mighty are torn from their thrones and the humble are exalted.
January 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Always a good time to remind the world that my pronouns are they/them.
January 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Trump and Biden shared a lovely tea together on inauguration day.
One was drafting pardons for his family.
One was drafting pardons for his goons and insurrectionists.
Must have been some stoney silence over them scones.
Somehow, I don't think the preemptive pardons will slow down Trump's thugs.
January 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A Christmas Carol is the best holiday story, no religion, no faith, just a bunch of ghosts scaring the rich bastards into giving a damn.

I don't care what you believe as long as you will haunt the oligarchs with me.
December 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Churches need to be prepared to be true sanctuaries, to physically bar ICE from entering, and to stand between them and our neighbors.

Donald Trump's administration will test our conviction.

We must defend the vulnerable and continue to welcome the stranger. Even if they jail us, God sets us free.
December 15, 2024 at 12:39 AM