Satan
@s8tan13.bsky.social
Please allow me to introduce myself you can call me Satan, the Adversary, Samael, Iblis, Diablo, Lucifer, or Steve. I’m the all seeing, all knowing Master of Time, Space and Dimension. 🔥😈🔥 I do not shitpost. I shiteposte because I’m classy like that.
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Satan
@s8tan13.bsky.social
· Dec 1
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Satan please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Satan please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
Cause I'm the real Satan
All you other Satans are just imitating.So won't the real Satan please stand up. Please stand up, please stand up?
Will the real Satan please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Satan please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
Cause I'm the real Satan
All you other Satans are just imitating.So won't the real Satan please stand up. Please stand up, please stand up?
Is everything still going smoothly? Is everything still working properly? Great, good talk.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Is everything still going smoothly? Is everything still working properly? Great, good talk.
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They swayed with a graceful swimming motion, as if water were their element.
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
They swayed with a graceful swimming motion, as if water were their element.
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I don’t remember if i dreamed one dream within another, or if they followed one another in the course of the same night, or if they alternated night by night.
September 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don’t remember if i dreamed one dream within another, or if they followed one another in the course of the same night, or if they alternated night by night.
I know I’m a couple of days late, but Hell has been hell the last couple of days. But anyway. Happy Spooky 👻 Season to all who celebrate
four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season
ALT: four skeletons are dancing in a cemetery with the words it 's spooky season
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October 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I know I’m a couple of days late, but Hell has been hell the last couple of days. But anyway. Happy Spooky 👻 Season to all who celebrate
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Hey, we know this one.
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey, we know this one.
Please enjoy responsibly
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Please enjoy responsibly
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I hate when this happens
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I hate when this happens
This is actually a punishment in Hell
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is actually a punishment in Hell
