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🦵🤏 Ryoko (特性：厚脂肪)
@ryokoni.bsky.social
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The world is not beautiful, therefore it is.
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Reggie. He was just told about daylight savings time. More like daylight starving time. 13/10 (TT: melandreggie)
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November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)
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November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
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November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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奶奶打嚟叫我拎湯（九成知道老子實唔理佢）→ 我 → 拎住兩個大湯壺去買完餸再兜去奶奶嗰邊還 → 拎湯 → 諗住去附近間OK兜個圈 → 被地下啲凹凸不平磚kick一kick成個人仆底 → 湯飛到老遠 → 一時再起不能（純粹因為膝頭食晒+磨薑好痛出唔到力）→ 坐底同附近阿叔吹水（阿叔揸柺杖所以扶我唔起）→ 起身 → 返屋企見到手腳都損晒同右邊膝頭（是又係黃金右腳）腫咗 → 保溫壺蓋凹咗

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November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Original post: mastodon.social/@sitnik_en/1...
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy
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October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Hemlock. He chews in fast forward. 12/10 (TT: tooba.and.the.spots)
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October 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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MGMT DMCA’d Homeland Security’s tweet that used their song ‘Little Dark Age’
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Non and Asa. We do not know which one went into turbo mode first. But we do know it is highly contagious. 14/10 for both (IG: asa.n.kuroshiba)
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October 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Goddammit, stop drinking the fabric of space and time, you’re gonna throw up.
May 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I love making the silliest stuff
coyote schloping
April 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Duncan. He's used to being the biggest dog at the vet. But apparently not today. 14/10 for both (TT: animalimaging)
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October 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Wilson. He's attempting to lick the peanut butter off his nose. Just hasn't figured out how his tongue works yet. 12/10 (TT: fitler.furry.friends)
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October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Soybean. He's a little guy with a big personality, and we have a feeling only one of those things is going to change. 12/10 (IG: g.anjang2)
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October 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
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October 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Original post: plush.city/@plush_bot/1...
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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@culturecrave.co on Bluesky
'Escape From Duckov' has sold over 500K copies on Steam in its first 3 days 🐥🎮 • Hit a peak of 180K concurrent players • 96% positive rating on Steam • Game was made by 5 developers over two years
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October 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Comoong. She has a whole dog park to run around in. Prefers to sit like this the entire time instead. 13/10 (IG: comoongpark)
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October 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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老老豆豆trailer淨係見到紅色光+Jared Leto已經唔開胃，唔係針對佢個人但真係冇乜擔呢類戲大旗嘅魅力……利申我係有睇頭兩套的
@culturecrave.co on Bluesky
#TronAres  is on pace to lose over $130M for Disney • Net production budget — $220M • Marketing budget — $102.5M (via Deadline)
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October 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Iliamna. She made a new best friend, who happens to be a balloon. Really thought they would have more time together. 12/10 (TT: andreal.corbin)
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October 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Lucky. He assures you there's nothing to see here. And also nothing missing from the laundry basket. 13/10 (IG: luckythegoldenboy)
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October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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由於唔係好諗到喺bluesky出咩我決定都係同mastodon同步算
October 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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@weratedogs.com on Bluesky
This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)
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October 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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原來元祖都唔係咁高分 🤯 問題係Jared Leto真心趕客 💀
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Oct 7
Rotten Tomatoes scores for all the #Tron films

🍅 ‘Tron’ — 61%
🟢 ‘Tron Legacy’ — 51%
🟢 ‘Tron Ares’ — 57%
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Openvibe唔知幾時開始crosspost的話bluesky會淨係出條link睇唔到原post，之前明明冇問題 😑
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM