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ryeguy1257.bsky.social
Rye
@ryeguy1257.bsky.social
Hey y’all, if you liked the twitter, you’ll like this 😁 gaymer, bottom, bookworm, wannabe druid
Turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed this week 😈
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So I guess this is 30, then? It’s pretty cozy already
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Enjoying soaking the last of my 20s away 😁 Quackniss Everdeen makes for great bath time company
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bear soup’s almost done! I’m just short of one final ingredient. Maybe you can come over and help me find it 😘
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wishing all you lovely folks a happy jockstrap Thursday 😁
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It was a great day for shiny hunting in Lumiose City 😍
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Suds and cubs are a good combo
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s been like 3 months since anyone’s treated me like just a hole, where’s a local dilf when you need one?
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Having a lazy #softiesunday after a long week is such a nice lil treat
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
See y’all next week, gonna be too busy with the new era this weekend
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Happy #fursday y’all! Sorry I’m a little damp 😛
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh, is it jocktober already?
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey bloomfies, the weirdest thing just happened to me. I put in an online order for poppers from my usual place last week, never had any issues with them until now. What came today was a lanyard for another popper site and a thing of red touch up paint. Anyone else experience d anything like this?
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Reposted by Rye
What the heck. You’re a cool audience. And I appreciate every last one of you! Here’s to a new week!
September 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Damn fatigue’s been bothering me too much lately. Accepting takers to come get naked and play Pokemon with me until it passes
#mcm
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Guys who shame other guys for not enjoying the bar experience, why are you like this?
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Twas a fantastic day on the GTS 😍
September 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Today’s #humpday is brought to you by the color red for a change! Bulls, feel free to charge at any time 😏
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The feeling of nobody wanting you around is just so shitty and pervasive and it’s really getting to me 😕
September 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s 9 on Friday and I’m ready to crash. There’s room to the left of me if you’d care to keep me company 😏
August 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fellow office workers, is it acceptable to bring a toaster oven into the workplace? The office nuisance did that today and she’s been burning things in it all morning 🙃
August 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ate a whole pizza for dinner and now my tummy’s all bloated
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gave myself a nice lil splatter for #monochromemonday. Not pictured: the wall above my bed covered with the rest 😛
August 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sometimes you come across a book with such phenomenal world building and great characters that you just have to post about it. The Tainted Cup kinda fits with Holmes and Watson, if Holmes was a kooky middle aged woman and Watson is the most disaster bisexual hired to be her eyes and ears 😁
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM