Ryan Trout
@ryantroutsays.bsky.social
Los Angeles. He/Him
✈️travel 📺comedy
🎹musicals 🏅sports
✈️travel 📺comedy
🎹musicals 🏅sports
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Ryan Trout
@ryantroutsays.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Your camp counselors survived the slasher in Big Bear.
I can’t believe Tracey Letts this happen 😮💨
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can’t believe Tracey Letts this happen 😮💨
🎶I will be your father figure🎶
October 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🎶I will be your father figure🎶
My baby brother and I vibed out in Bermuda this week.
September 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My baby brother and I vibed out in Bermuda this week.
Come float with me
September 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Come float with me
Your camp counselors survived the slasher in Big Bear.
September 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Your camp counselors survived the slasher in Big Bear.
3 more trips left before summer is officially over. 🫡
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
3 more trips left before summer is officially over. 🫡
A drag queen yelled “okay, George Michael” and I might just lean all the way into it.
September 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A drag queen yelled “okay, George Michael” and I might just lean all the way into it.
Live a life Eve Babitz would be proud of.
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Live a life Eve Babitz would be proud of.
They really got y’all out here caring what poor people use their food stamps on instead of the FACT billionaires pay a much lower tax rate than public educators. You gullible dweebs swallow every hook they drop from their yachts.
August 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
They really got y’all out here caring what poor people use their food stamps on instead of the FACT billionaires pay a much lower tax rate than public educators. You gullible dweebs swallow every hook they drop from their yachts.
It’s only Thursday?!
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s only Thursday?!
I thought no two license plates could be the same?
May 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I thought no two license plates could be the same?
If you announce your relationship and an old Southern lady says, ‘There’s a lid for every pot, I guess,’ she thinks one or both of y’all is crazy, ugly or dumb.
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you announce your relationship and an old Southern lady says, ‘There’s a lid for every pot, I guess,’ she thinks one or both of y’all is crazy, ugly or dumb.
Snow days in Santa Monica
February 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Snow days in Santa Monica
I watched The Wild Robot on a plane. When I say I make terrible choices, I’m not being hyperbolic.
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I watched The Wild Robot on a plane. When I say I make terrible choices, I’m not being hyperbolic.
I’m both, actually.
February 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m both, actually.
Someone said RFK jr sounds like Katherine Hepburn and Paul Lynde had a baby and I can’t unhear it.
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Someone said RFK jr sounds like Katherine Hepburn and Paul Lynde had a baby and I can’t unhear it.
Boooo! Angelina Jolie deserved a nomination for Maria.
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Boooo! Angelina Jolie deserved a nomination for Maria.
Orville Peck being cast in Cabaret is kinda crazy. Will he wear the mask? Are they going to key down the songs? Will Diplo be there? So many questions.
January 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Orville Peck being cast in Cabaret is kinda crazy. Will he wear the mask? Are they going to key down the songs? Will Diplo be there? So many questions.
#LAFires if you need supplies, want to drop off supplies or are seeking a shelter for the daytime we are open from 1-9pm at CFI West. If you want to donate hit up www.sundayassemblyla.org/donate
January 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#LAFires if you need supplies, want to drop off supplies or are seeking a shelter for the daytime we are open from 1-9pm at CFI West. If you want to donate hit up www.sundayassemblyla.org/donate
Running a day shelter and donation drop off at CFI West. Can fit about 175. We need diapers, baby wipes, socks, underwear, coats, etc. Drop offs can be done from 1pm-9pm
January 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Running a day shelter and donation drop off at CFI West. Can fit about 175. We need diapers, baby wipes, socks, underwear, coats, etc. Drop offs can be done from 1pm-9pm
It’s impossible to not feel the holiday spirit around my parents. Xmas is their Super Bowl.
December 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM
It’s impossible to not feel the holiday spirit around my parents. Xmas is their Super Bowl.
Baby Michael Jackson had no business singing about his mama kissing Santa Claus. Big Joe was crazyyy!
December 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Baby Michael Jackson had no business singing about his mama kissing Santa Claus. Big Joe was crazyyy!
Scream singing Fairytales of New York in a pub with strangers would bring me so much holiday cheer rn.
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Scream singing Fairytales of New York in a pub with strangers would bring me so much holiday cheer rn.
Haircut day. Also it’s 53° here on the westside and why?
December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Haircut day. Also it’s 53° here on the westside and why?