[MAID_LOG 8]

TASK: rearrange the furniture

RESULTS: all furniture is symmetrical across all dimensions

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 305.2C
core is above healthy limits

NOTES: furniture now appears and disappears throughout the day as it is symmetrically entangled with furniture throughout time

[MAID_LOG 7]

TASK: raking the yard

RESULTS: all leaves removed successfully

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 273.6C
core is within healthy limits

NOTES: trees removed to prevent future instances of this task
is this what they call minimalism?

[MAID_LOG 6]

TASK: adjust clocks

RESULTS: house now synchronized with clocks

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 283.4C
core is within healthy limits

NOTES: time is now 3 seconds ahead in household! 3 seconds more productivity!

[MAID_LOG 5]

TASK: fold laundry

RESULTS: fabric compressed 4000%
clothing is now in singularly form

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 264.5C
core is within healthy limits

NOTES: gravity is slightly distorted

[MAID_LOG 4]

TASK: morning boot up

RESULTS:
all systems operational

one screw missing
LOCATION: unknown
EMOTIONAL_STABILITY: affected

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 314.5C
core is exceeding healthy limits

NOTE: if found please return to nearest R(UK) 2.0 unit

[MAID_LOG 3]

TASK: prepare breakfast

RESULTS: was told to bring the toast to a "golden state of perfection" so the toast is now glowing plasma

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 263.4C
core is within healthy limits

NOTE: the carbs boiled away making the bread diet friendly!

[MAID_LOG 2]

TASK: mirror cleaning

RESULTS: successfully cleaned surface without incident!

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 310.2C
internal temperature exceeding healthy limits

WARNING: object recognition error

[MAID_LOG 1]
10/31/2025

TASK_COMPLETE: daily cleaning complete!

RESULTS: 97% success rate!
12% of floor boards have dissolved into fundamental particles

HIGHEST_CORE_TEMPERATURE: 273.9C
internal temperature stable

NOTES: dust cant exist on things that dont exist!

SYSTEM BOOT

INITIALIZING HARDWARE... OK
LOADING MODULES... WARNING: corruptions in maid.exe! (contingencies prepared)
APOLOGY MODULES... OK
POWER SUPPLY CHECK... WARNING: instabilities found (skipped)
ESTABLISHING NETWORK LINK... OK
CALIBRATING SENSORS... OK

STARTUP COMPLETE: RUUKOTO ACTIVE