I like toast, but not taller ants
#GIVEMEMILK

Many moons ago I was gifted a wolf, a sheep, and a cabbage as a birthday present. To this day I still wish I could’ve gotten a bigger boat instead. #epicfail

Fun fact for any narcissist: in a mirror you can kiss your reflection, but only on the lips.

things that I DO NOT support:

Getting kicked in the balls

Saving Scotland’s Red Squirrels led by @scotwildlife.bsky.social work tirelessly to save our gorgeous native species.

You can help by reporting all squirrel sightings here:
scottishsquirrels.org.uk/squirrel-sig...

#ForestFriends #ScottishWildlife #WildlifePhotography #UKWildlife #Mammals

I must be an animal, the way everyone tries to cross me

I am quite fond of Emma Watson